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11. ONE WORD: MATH!

Nobody's POV

Danny drove in the ghost zone for at least an hour when Mr. Lancer asked. "Are we safe now?"

Danny gasped. "No were not!"

Mr. Lancer right away sunk lower into his seat and was on the ground. He looked up at Danny who stopped driving and sat there. Mr. Lancer was confused. He asked. "What happened?"

Danny said. "Nothing, just you." He burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?"

Danny stopped. "Nothing." He smiled.

"Oh, you're playing around with me."

Danny gave him a sly smile. "Maybe."

Danny kept diving deeper into the ghost zone. When Mr. Lancer saw doors all around them. He asked. "What are those doors?"

Danny looked up and saw what he was asking about. "You do not want to know. By the way, don't even open one."

"Why? Maybe there's a short cut." Mr. Lancer got out and went to a random door. Just before he was about to open it, Danny yelled. "No don't! What part don't you understand in 'Don't'?"

"None." Mr. Lancer joked.

"Alright then, go ahead." Danny said, sitting there.

Mr. Lancer opened the door. Everywhere was black with numbers, division, adding, subtracting, white boards, markers, all those stuff. Mr. Lancer screamed at the top of his lungs and slammed the door, panting heavily.

Danny came up to him. "What? It's just math."

"Exactly!"

Danny gave a confuse look. "Um, so…?"

"Long story, short, math." Mr. Lancer said, and headed back to the SS. Danny followed still confused.

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Still on the boring drive, Mr. Lancer played with some stuff, well looked at some stuff, while Danny was muttering to himself and looking out the windows for Nocturne. So far, no luck. Danny looked at his watch and found out it was 10 at night. So he told Mr. Lancer that they should some sleep. Mr. Lancer agreed and they looked for a good spot to sleep.

Once they found some sleeping bags they curled up to get ready to go to sleep, but they started talking for a little bit.

Mr. Lancer asked. "How did this happen?"

Danny faced him. "How did what happen?"

"How are you a ghost?"

"Half-ghost," Danny corrected. "And it a long story."

"Well, can you tell me?" Mr. Lancer asked.

"I don't know."

"Well, while we are trying to fall asleep." Mr. Lancer insisted.

"Alright you win." Danny chuckled. "Well, my parents were building a ghost portal and Sam and Tucker wanted to see it, after it failed."

"But it didn't fail, how can that happen?"

"Let me continue, you asked for this." Danny said. "So after school I took them to see the portal, and Sam insisted I went in it. I didn't want too at first, but Sam convinced me at the end. So I went in."

"Seriously Daniel?" Mr. Lancer asked.

"Yeah, you can blame her on that. But if she never met me, none of this would happen." Danny pointed out.

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

"I don't know." Danny admitted. "Shall I continue?" Mr. Lancer nodded. "So I went in, accidentally hit a button, a big shot of pain went through me. I passed out and when I woke up I was a ghost." Danny paused. "Sam and Tucker freaked out."

"Of course they would." Mr. Lancer said. "They care for you."

"I had some troubles at first; my friends helped me train my powers. Then when a ghost attacked, I would go, using the 'bathroom' excuse."

Lancer rolled his eyes. "You know Daniel; you can use a better excuse that one is getting a little lame."

"I figured." Danny smiled. "Any more questions?"

"Yeah, maybe a couple." Lancer smiled back. "What is that blue wisp kind of thing that comes out of your mouth?"

"My ghost sense." Danny answered.

"What does it do?"

"It alerts me to tell me there is a ghost nearby." Danny explained.

"Ah, so what does it look like when you go to human to ghost?" Lancer asked.

"I'll show you tomorrow." Danny answered. "Hey have you heard of Star Wars?"

"Star what?"

"Star Wars." Danny said. "Maybe Clone Wars too?"

"Nope, never heard of it." Lancer said.

"Well, okay, I want you to do a favor." Danny said.

"And what is that?"

"Well, when you get a kid that has a name called Luke. Go up to him, try do it in a deep voice, pretend you're his father. Go up to him and say, 'Luke, I am your father!' It would be totally awesome!" Danny exclaimed.

"Why Luke?"

Danny smirked. "Watch Star Wars, it will make sense. Good night."

"Alright Daniel, good night. Wait, even if you're a ghost, you still sleep?" Lancer asked.

Danny gave Mr. Lancer a look that said something like, 'yeah, duh!' Danny said. "Lancer, for the last time, I am half ghost, I still have a living half." And fell asleep right away.

"Oh well, alright." Mr. Lancer looked at the ceiling chuckling to quietly.

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"Hey sleepyhead," Danny said. "Come on wake up!"

"Hmm…"

"Lancer!"

"What? I didn't choose purple underwear- oh," Lancer blushed. "Sorry Danny."

Danny stared at him for a minute then fell to the ground laughing. "I have got to wake you up every morning!"

Lancer frowned. "That won't be necessary."

"Gee, can't you get my jokes every once in a while?" Danny got up to his feet and sat in the driver's seat.

"Seriously, Daniel don't you need a license to drive this?" Lancer asked.

"Nah, we don't need any." Danny said, as if it was no big deal.

"What if we crash?"

"You probably don't want to know." Danny gave out a sly smile.

"We die right?"

"If you want to, but that will be kind of hard." Danny said.

"Why?" Lancer asked.

"Ah, let's get driving." Danny said, changing the subject.

Two hours went by; Danny was driving with his feet and reading a book, Lancer holding on for his dear life. "Danny use your hands and watch."

"Huh? Oh, why?" Danny asked and went back to reading.

"Because were right in front of a wall, well we're gonna crash!" Lancer cried.

"No biggy, we will just go-" Danny stopped, hearing a high pitch squeal. He looked at Lancer who was screaming like a little girl. Danny tried to hold his burst of laughter. They passed the wall, Lancer was still screaming, and hasn't taken a breath yet.

Danny looked at him. "Were not-."

Lancer stopped his screaming. "We- just- what- what just happened?"

"Well, if you didn't scream we wouldn't have died!" Danny said, and went back to reading.

"Were dead!" And Lancer passed out.

Danny chuckled. "He is so fun to mess with!" And went back to driving with his feet and read.

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