September 4-

Okay I woke up early this morning, no strange dreams. My mom sent me to my room early last night. Bioth!

I have decided something about Mungojerrie, he is my only friend I don't want to ruin that relationship… Ehhh I think that I am gonna go back to bed. I'm sleepy and Mom hasn't made breakfast (lazy ass bitch!)

11:34 am- I woke up to a sticky mess….. Wet dream.. I don't remember it.. I slowly cleaned up and went downstairs. My mom was making breakfast (finally!). It was nasty ass hash browns. I made a face.

" Addie, the school called, they will agree to let you come back to Monday IF you promise not to flirt with Mungojerrie." my Mom said as she set the nasty ass food on a plate.

I am surprised. I pat down my fur as it struck up in excitement. After eating that nasty shitty ass food, I left the house to go to the park to scare little kids and their moms. I usually save my "creeping" for the weekends. Haha.

1:40- This little tom and this little queen have been wrestling over a sand shovel. It somehow turned me on.. I guess their mother saw my boner and took her kits home. Oh I love creeping out people. HAHA!

2:25 - I was still taking my perch on the seat. All of a sudden I see this morbidly obese sweaty dude just juggling down the steps. His man boobs were just all jiggly, like Jello…. Men NEED to wear sports bras! If I EVER look like that! PLEASE tell me! Then lick the sweat off them! Just kidding.

5:55- I could REALLY get used to being suspended. No homework, school, or damn ass preps. I'm gonna go eat and go to bed.

11:29- I am about to go to bed. I have sandwich crumbs and jizz in my bed….

September 5-

I woke up this morning- bored- I decided to look at some old tapes. I found this really OLD OLD one, Titanic. I first noticed that It says the word Tit in it then I thought Titadic? Then I remembered it shows BOOBS in it, BOOBS! I haven't seen BOOBS since that day I walked in on Mom undressing. I hate those saggy things. They don't deserve to be called BOOBS or Tits. Just old, wrinkly, saggy, vainy, just an old rotten piece of meat just jiggling around trying to entertain monkeys at the zoo thing-a-ma-jiggy.

I just saw that Red Head Chick's tits. They aren't that big. I am not happy about this AT ALL! I'm not even having a boner!

I have a shocking discovery. That Titanic movie is sad. Why did Fibrizo had to die, huh, he was so adorable! Also, Hey Rose, How about your fat hippo ass move and let Jack lay on it for a while or how about not let him fall asleep? I'm crying over it. Gosh, I have to admit I do question my gender… sometimes.. a lot. If I was a girl, my name would be Adelaide.

12: 55 pm- I decided to watch another old movie, The Color Purple. Its sad. And funny and kinda mean. When I get me a wife/ husband I don't want to be that much of a bitch to her/him. So I quickly turned it off.

3: 10 pm- I took a nap. It was a great dream My dream was weird. I saw Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer goin at it in Skimbleshank's bed then Etcetera walked in holding Jemima in her arms? Then Coricopat and Tantomile came in and they were just drawing it? Then Victoria did some weird flexible move right on top of Etcetera then Electra started licking Victoria's puss puss. Exotica came in and was just jacking it. It was sooo weird and a little sexy.

Guess what's for din- din? NOTHING! My damn momma is too lazy. I just want to up to her and stare at her until she gets up and cooks my hungry ass something to eat!

I tried it- Unfortunately she got creeped out by me. All she did was go to a different room. She has been acting weird lately. Poor Jellylorum ( sarcasm)

12:39 am- I am going to bed HUNGRY! What? Does she want me to eat my own j*zz for Christ's sake?

I tried it- Not tasty. In Health they need to teach kits this, Do Not Eat your own Semen, Unless you most certainly have too. Night Night!

Oh how I LOVE writing for creepy Admetus.