Author's Notes – Well since people didn't seem to like my Christmas story too much, three reviews, just wow (hangs head in shame) I don't think I've even gotten so few on a one shot humor piece before, I figured I'd update something else for a Christmas present to my readers.

So here ya go, Power Ranger Porn…not really, but that woulda been a good Christmas present huh.

Summary – Kim makes a small mistake with her movie selection.

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'Mighty Morphin Power Bangers'

Tommy

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(7:00 p.m.)

"Well that was interesting." Rewinding the movie and seeming less then thrilled by it, I guess action flicks aren't Kim's thing. Not that I blame her, lately even I have trouble getting into films laced with violence and gore.

"That was great!" At least Zack liked it.

"It was pretty good." Hm, never really pegged Trini for an action girl, but I guess everyone needs a break from keeping the peace every once in a while.

"What do you guys want to put on next?"

"Well I went to the video store today and you'll never believe what I found." I'm going to put ten dollars on it being 'Bambi'. I would say 'Snow White', or 'Cinderella', but for some very odd reason she strikes me as a 'Bambi' kinda girl.

Showing us the box, I think we all make a rather strange noise. "Power Rangers? You've got to be kidding." Pretty much my sentiments too, Zack. Though I have to admit, well to myself at least, that I am sort of curious. I mean I've never seen a movie about the Power Rangers before and it would be sort of interesting to see what people think we do when not fighting monsters.

Giving the others a rather pleading look, she can really turn on those doe eyes can't she. "Come on it'll be fun, don't you want to know what the media thinks of us?" I kind of do.

Shaking his head and looking doubtful, Jason doesn't seem as taken with the idea as his pink clad friend. "Not really."

"Nope." Okay Zack was sort of a givin.

"Na uh." Really? Not even the least bit curious Billy?

"Well tough luck because it's my turn to pick and I sat through that action thing, so we're at least giving this a chance." Removing the tape from the box, she must really want to see this. "Besides, Tommy's even on it." What now?

Taking the box from her and seeing that a picture of the Green Ranger is in fact on the cover, I have to say I'm more then a little surprised. I haven't been in existence as a Ranger for more then a few weeks and already I'm part of a movie? That's really kind of cool when you think about it.

"So I am." Flipping the box over and skimming over the summary I instantly see a very large problem, that I am assuming the currently too happy Pink Ranger missed. "Um Kimberly, you said you got this from the video store?" Now would that be the video store on forth street with all the Xs on the sign?

"Yep." Pushing in the tape, she and the others seem oblivious to my problem. Okay, stop her now. Contemplate where her brain is later and stop her now.

Moving quickly, I hit the eject button and snag the VHS before any of the raunchy Rangers can appear on the screen. "Kim, I really don't think this is something that you should put on." At least not until you're in your mid-twenties. Well after reading the summary on the back, maybe mid-thirties.

"Oh don't be such a spoiled sport." Grabbing the tape back before I can stop her, she's a quick little thing isn't she. "Geez you'd think you'd be flattered to be included in a movie so soon after becoming a Ranger." I would be if there wasn't a good chance my character will be taking it on his knees in the first scene. Hey don't push that back in.

"No, Kim you don't understand, this isn't something you should have." Moving to push the eject button again, I barely get my finger on it when my hand is smacked aside. Oh she did not just do that. Holding back on the urge to tell her what'll happen if she smacks me again, I focus on the more important matter at hand. "Where did you get this in the video store?"

"On the shelf." Smacking my hand a second time, and more then a little bit harder, she is apparently having none of it.

"Yeah what shelf? The one behind the black curtain?" Why would they let a teenage girl check this out? Why would they even let her into that section of the store?

"What?" Oh come on, the black curtain, tell me you know what I'm getting at. And apparently she doesn't as she just looks ticked off.

"The adult section, Kimberly. You know with all the R-rated movies." Right and still looking angry and clueless. Okay then, new idea. Moving to grab the box from the chair I'd thrown it down in, maybe if I show her what the problem is she'll stop being such a brat about it and I can spare her virgin eyes. Even though at this point I'm getting rather annoyed with every part of her, eyes included.

"You know you don't have to watch, Tommy. You can just take yourself back to your chair and read, or contemplate life, or whatever it is you do in your spare time." Oh don't even get in my face little girl.

"Despite how tempted I am to just let you play this now and die of embarrassment, I'm obligated by what morals I have to explain to you that it's not some wholesome documentary about the Power Rangers but-"

"Porn." Exactly! Wait what? Turning and seeing that Jason has slipped the box from my hand and is now reading the back, at least one of them has a lick of sense.

"I said suck it slave!"

"What?" Glancing back at the TV which is now playing a scene of- oh god that takes talent. Wow, talk about lack of a gag reflex. Perhaps this movie isn't so bad after all. Though I think it should be reversed. If anything it should be the Green Ranger ordering the Red one to drop to his knees and- "Oh my god." I don't think god has much to do with it sweety.

Quickly stopping the tape and removing it from the VCR, Trini fixes her friend with a half annoyed, half amused look. "Kimberly how on Earth did you get this?"

Face now the same shade of pink as her dress, so that's what mortified looks like. "It was on the shelf." You already said that.

Putting the tape back in the box and then shoving it into his backpack, Zack shakes his head. "It must have gotten mixed in with the normal videos. Don't worry about it Kim, I'll slip it in the return slot tomorrow afternoon." After you watch it tomorrow morning right? Not that I blame him, I'll admit, even I'm a bit tempted to give it another glance now.

"I'm really sorry, I just saw that it said Power Rangers and grabbed it." Yeah well next time maybe you should read the box. Or perhaps listen when someone's trying to tell you something, Miss Perfect. Alright so that's not fair, but I'm still slightly miffed about her smacking me and giving me attitude when I was just trying to save her from humiliation.

"Whatever." Heading to the kitchen to retrieve a new can of Coke, I leave them to console the girl. Chances are if I stay I'll just open my mouth and bark something at her about not listening to me and that definitely won't help her feel better.

"Hey." Can't even get a drink in peace.

"Hey." Digging a can of soda out of the fridge, I hold it out to Jason before getting a negative head shake and close the door. Suit yourself.

"That was nice what you tried to do." Are you that surprised I can be nice? Okay don't answer that.

"Whatever, not like she listened. By the way if she's going to go around smacking people she should get her nails trimmed, I think she scratched my wrist the second time." I really need to start watching out for that girl, she's pretty dangerous when she wants to be. Shoots me in the arm, smacks my hand, scratches my wrist, and here I thought it'd be Jason I'd have to be on guard around.

"She didn't mean anything by it. She just thought…" Thought I was being a jerk. Yeah I get it.

"Yeah well if you remember correctly I told you the other day what she and the others thought." Heaving a sigh and running a hand through my hair, I'm too tired for this. "Look, I know why you did this and while I appreciate the effort, this was a bad idea. One night isn't going to change their opinions of me."

Moving past him and back into the livingroom I retake my seat and begin watching what they'd apparently decided on while we were in the kitchen.

"Hi ya Bambi, I'm Thumper!" What a shock.

To be continued…….