Omake: Catfight

by MrBallin
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The fresh air pushing against Izuku's face felt relaxing, training extensively beforehand likely played a part in that thought. He made sure to fly at a leisurely pace as Yamato was currently sleeping on his back, snoring loudly like a leaf blower.

"She probably got it from Kaido," Nana chuckled.

"I wouldn't be surprised," The second user snorted in response. "That guy can snore up a storm, quite literally in fact."

Izuku just cut out at the small talk going on in his head.

It's been a few years since they escaped Onigashima and they've been traveling around ever since, evading the Beast Pirates that never seemed to stop hunting them down.

It's funny really. The first time Izuku had heard about the Grand Line's abnormal weather, he didn't think much of it.

That was a huge mistake.

Every single island they've encountered had its unique climate. You can go from the coldest place on the planet to the hottest in just a day's trip, and people acted as if it's routine.

"It is quite absurd," Daigoro commented, but Izuku could just feel his enjoyment. "Though that just makes the trips all the more exciting!"

"I guess..." The green-haired man replied. "Yamato seems to like it."

She seemed to take everywhere they went in stride, though that could just be the result of being held captive by her father for so many years. He's glad that he has someone like her helping him out.

As if hearing his thoughts, Yamato had shifted in slumber, moving her body so it hugs Izuku's form. She was an extremely tall person, which only made the situation even more embarrassing.

He blushed profusely, amusing almost everyone in OFA's mindscape. Sometimes, he hated having so many people in his head.

"There's an island up ahead," The fourth user pointed out, stoically ignoring the entire conversation that took place.

Indeed, an island was not far from their vicinity, and it didn't seem to be shooting down lightning like the previous one.

There was a decently-sized town, compared to this world at least.

Without hesitation, Izuku rocketed towards their new location with vigor and it didn't take him long to land. He wasn't going to freak out the residents, so he opted on landing away from everyone.

Taking Yamato off of his back and positioning her more in a bridal carry, the current user of OFA leisurely started looking for a hotel to stay in.

"You don't have any idea what this looks like, right?" En sighed.

"Looks like what?" Izuku mentally asked.

"You really are still that young innocent boy," Nana laughed, confusing him even more. "Yamato somehow kept you soft."

Izuku just bemoaned at their snickering, promptly ignoring whatever more comments they said.

Soon enough, he found the place he was searching for and entered the building. Hopefully, there wouldn't be an issue with them staying here for a bit.
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Yamato groaned, clutching her head as she woke up from slumber.

The Oni princess had trouble sleeping the night before as nightmares of her father throwing her back into confinement were haunting. However, the man killing Izuku in those dreams had terrified her the most. She didn't want to worry him and just said she'd been training extra hard, which he readily accepted as reasonings.

Following her noting that they were in a hotel and Izuku was sleeping in the chair on the other side of the room, she took it upon herself to move him onto the bed.

Yamato stretched her Observation Haki to its utmost degree, while it's not exactly her main forte, that didn't mean she wasn't decent at it.

'Worry' 'Fear' 'Dread'

"What in the world going on...?" She muttered, before receiving an explanation.

"WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?!" A voice screeched and Yamato ran outside with her weapon, bear witnessing the town's present state.

Outside was a travesty. Buildings were being searched without any care and the local militia had been knocked unconscious. She instantly knew who it was with the uniforms being sported.

The Beast Pirates were here...and far too quickly for it to be normal.

"YAMATO! YOU BITCH!"

A young woman with blue hair and pink streaks that reaches near her mid-back ominously moved forward. She also possesses two upward-curving horns emerging from the sides of her head.

"Ulti..." Yamato frowned at the cause of all the ruckus. "How did-?"

"-We find you?" She cut her sentence off with a snarl, "Simple. We tracked your destination patterns and waited for the right moment to kick your ass!"

Page One, who's observing from behind, slowly stepped away from the madness that was about to ensue. The other Beast Pirates followed closely behind, not wanting to be near the brewing chaos.

If anyone were to stand in the middle of those two, they'd describe it as a sizzling inferno against the chilling cold.

"Where is he?!" Ulti roared, stomping her foot on the ground to assert authority. "What have you done with him?!"

Her question was soon answered as a groggy Izuku stepped outside, assessing the situation before him. It didn't take the man long to comprehend what was going on.

"Ulti?!" He shouted, widening his eyes in both shock and fear. Not because of her strength, but due to her obsession with him. It reminded him of Toga...far too much.

There was a moment of silence as the green-haired man and Tobi Roppo's eyes made contact. Yamato's gaze darted between the two, not understanding why they knew each other.

"Honey~~" Ulti chirped, darting towards him with ungodly speed, and pressing him against her chest. "I missed you~~"

It's like she's a completely different person.

Izuku tried to squirm out of her grasp, but she was having none of it.

"What did that witch do to you~~?" She asked innocently.

"Let go of him!" Yamato demanded, glaring at the Ancient Zoan user. "He's exhausted after everything!"

Indeed he was, but that only let Ulti gently place him on one of the empty benches nearby. Izuku didn't dare move after that.

"Lady Ulti..." One of her subordinates bravely whispered to her, "It looks like they were staying in the same hotel room together..."

Ulti froze in place, her mind slowly coming to one conclusion.

"Hotel...one bedroom...my husband and Yamato..."

"Uh oh..." Page One gulped hiding in an alleyway with other Beast Pirates.

"You bitch..." Her body expanded in size and began towering over the average human. It was pachycephalosaurus' hybrid form. "YOU SEDUCED HIM!"

"What?" The heiress of Kaido muttered, but Ulti didn't care whatsoever.

"DIE! YAMATO!" She sprinted like the beast she was, shaking the very ground itself, forcing their weapons to clash.

And that's when Izuku realized...he was about to witness the most unhinged catfight in history.