SSB drabble, my muse made me do it!
Guinness is very popular here in England and I thought I should do homage to it.
The last line of this drabble is a play on the wonderful advertising slogan of Hobgoblin Ale from the Wytchwood Brewery (so therefore not mine)!
Disclaimer: Even the idea is pinched from somewhere else.
It has been said (although not by me!) that Guinness is ambrosia from heaven. Scott Tracy eyed the opaque black and white pint before him with trepidation. He wasn't used to beer you couldn't see through. Someone, for reasons unknown and unfathomable, had drawn a stylised cloverleaf on the white froth at the top. He muttered
"I don't think we are in Kansas any more Scotty." then he turned to the blonde sitting next to him.
"This IS beer right?" he asked nervously. "Actual beer?" Penny grinned happily
"What's the matter Budwiser boy? Scared you might actually taste something?"