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The car ran over both of her hands and then she saw the driver. It was none other than Miley Cyrus!
Bella watched as Miley drove on unaware that she had just swerved ten feet off the road and ran over Bella's wrinkly hands.
"WHY? WHY? WHY NOW I CAN'T RECORD MY FAVORITE EPISODES! CURSE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER." Bella cried maniacally.
Just as Bella stood up the train from the 'Unstoppable' came rushing by nearly missing her. On board was Danielle from Toddlers and Tiaras!
Bella chased after if but realized it was unstoppable…Her dreams of meeting her idol were crushed like Jacob.
Bella looked onto her driveway and saw that her ugly/old /beaten/horrible truck was gone! Luckily, the nearest hospital was only fifteen miles away! She began to drag herself like a human centipede (creepiest movie ever made) along the pavement…even though there was grass(stupid Bella..).
She passed a man who was crying and had sprinkles stuck in his eyes. She thought it must have been the notorious sprinkle thrower.
Then, Bella saw Carlisle at a local gay club…awkward.
No one stopped to help Bella, as she made her way through the town of 'Forks'. What kind of name is that, she wondered. She also wondered why no one would help her. Oh. It hit her like Miley Cyrus's car.
Everyone in town hated her. They dreamed of sending her to Jersey Shore. With Snooki.
Meanwhile, Jasper was sitting in his cave. With his best friend…duct tape. He never really understood his strange addiction…but he loved that piece of tape more than Alice.
After three hours, Bella arrived at Forks Fantastic Hospital.
"Bring me a stretcher..I'M IN LABOR," Bella screamed.
"Umm, well. Umm…honestly I don't feel like getting a stretcher for you. Can't you just walk? Or do that weird centipede crawl. I mean you dragged yourself fifteen miles…why not drag yourself twenty more feet?" the nurse replied.
"Well, I guess that makes sense!"
Bella then dragged her limp body into the hospital. The once again refused to give her a stretcher or wheelchair.
"Can I use the elevator!" Bella asked. She then proceeded to sneeze on the nurse.
"You just sneezed on me. Let me think..hmm..hmmm..hm. How about, no? Use the stairs. It's much faster."
The nurse gather all of her friends to watch Bella crawl up the stairs. When she made it to the top fourty five minutes later, they dragged her into a hospital room.
Bella gave birth to six beautiful puppies..
They were…JACOBS?
DUN DUN DUN (Dramatic music)