Do You Want A Banana? (final chapter)

...Part 2 is now complete, but my revenge isn't over yet...

Setting: Malik's house-5: 08 am

All is calm until a certain someone went to the bathroom...

Marik: What the fu# ! Malik!
Malik: (ran in) What is it?
Marik: (turned around to show Malik his "new edition") This!
Malik: Well, I didn't know you wanted to be a woman-

Marik: Does it look like I want to be a woman! Now who did it?!?

Malik: How should I know?
Marik: I know-Where's Bakura?
Malik: Again, how should I know? besides, the way he's acting, I doubt he'd would even do anything like that.

Marik: (talking to himself) He said he'd get revenge...but I didn't know he'd go that far...

Malik: Revenge for what?
Marik: If I tell you something, do you promise not to tell another soul?
Malik: Heh, why should I keep a sec- (aw Marik's expresion) Uh, yeah.

Marik: Look, after the accident, I, well...had fun with Bakura.

Malik: What? And you're the main one accusing me of being gay! Ha! No way, I thought you two would-

Marik: I had to force him.

Malik: Well are you two-

Marik: As you can see, NO! It's just, I wanted to find out why he was so mad.

Malik: But you didn't- (doorbell rang) Wait here. (walks downstairs) Hey Marik! Get down here to greet Ryou and Bakura.

Marik: (pulling his pants up) I'mma kick his a$$. (walks downstairs)

As soon as Bakura walks in, Marik jacked him up against the wall.

Ryou: Hey! What are you doing?
Marik: You fu#er! What did you do to me?

Bakura: I don't know what you're talking about.

Marik: LIER! (punched Bakura)

Ryou: What are you talking about?
Marik: He took my rod!

Malik: I thought he gave you a sex change.

Ryou: What! When?

marik: Must've been last night.

Bakura: (nose bleeding) Impossible. I didn't leave home last night.

Marik: Yeah right! (punched him again)

Ryou It's true! He went to sleep early. I saw him.

Marik: Well how do you know he didn't sneak out?
Bakura: (now with a black eye) Marik, do you want a banana? (Malik laughed)

Marik: You bastard! (tried to punch him again but Bakura grabbed his arm)

Bakura: Seriously. Do you want one? (held up a banana-the fruit you dirty dogs!)

Ryou: Bakura, (grabbed the banana and started to peel it) do you really think that this is the right time for this?

Bakura: Stop and look at what you're about to eat.

Ryou: Why-aaahhhhh! (dropped the banana which housed the supposed "rod")

Malik: Oh my Ra! What the heck happened?
Marik: (staring at his "supposed" rod, mouth open) ... ... ...

Bakura: Spechless? Good, now my revenge is complete. Now will you put me down? It's hard to breath with your damn meathook latched onto my neck.

Ryou: Bakura, you didn't.

Marik: (dropped Bakura) You...you...you...actually did...you...I...cut..it...gone-

Bakura: Let me stop you incessant rambling and clarify this situation. That (pointed to the "banana") isn't yours. You still have it, it is just sealed away by my craft. Basically I covered it up with some skin I harvested. Looks real, dosen't it? And I'll love to see you in the hospital trying to undo what I've done. Who knows, maybe you'll like it like that. (walking out) Oh, by the way, that damn Pharaoh and his freaks were noified of your decision to switch genders.

Marik: Wait! (stopped Bakura) Why did you need to get revenge anywa-

Bakura: When you took over my mind and made me-

Marik: The only reason I did that was because you were acting like you hated my guts!
Bakura: Because you told Ryou my weakness, I really wanted to kill you, but you were my friend. But besides that fact, that doesn't mean you can make me do what I did to you!

Marik: I had feelings for you.

Bakura: SO! That's not a good enough reason!
Marik: I wanted to find out what it was like, I wanted someone who I could trust, who would help me-

Bakura: And! What's that supposed to mean?
Marik: I'm a virgin. Happy now?
Bakura: (stared at him, mouth open)... ... ...

Malik: Did I hear correctly?
Ryou: You're lying.

Marik: Before that incounter, I really was. I needed to know how it felt. I didn't know you'd get that mad.

Bakura: (finally closed his mouth and smiled) Heh heh. You. A virgin. Heh heh-Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Marik: Yeah, laugh it up. But look at who broke my virginity.

Bakura: Fine, be that way about it. We're even.

Marik: Right. It's time to go back to the way things were.

Bakura: Yeah, making their lives miserable. (pointed to Ryou and Malik)

Malik: Wait-what?! Already! (stomped up to his room) Great.

Ryou: Bakura, don't you think we should leave?
Bakura: Whatever. So, we still on for blowing up Wal-Mart?
Marik: Hell yeah! They scratched my bike!

Ryou: Here we go.

While they walked out, Ryou couldn't help but smile.

Bakura: And what are you so happy about?
Ryou: Things are back to normal.

Bakura: Don't get too comfortable. I'm feeling horny.

Ryou: Right now?
Bakura: Heh, let's go to Wal-Mart while we still have time. (smacked Ryou's booty)

Ryou: Oh! (giggled) What for?

Bakura: They got everything. I need some "supplies". (kissing Ryou intently)

Ryou: (breaking the kiss) What for?
Bakura: Your a$$ is feeling tight. I think we'll need a chainsaw, the jaws of life-

Ryou: The jaws of life! Are you trying to kill me?!

Bakura: Heh, (put his hand down Ryou's pants) things are really back to normal.

A/N: Wal-Mart is cool. Too bad that two days later, Marik and Bakura actually blew up Wal-Mart. But to prove that Wal-Mart truly has everything, it regenerated itself in a matter of 23 hours, fully stocked and functional. (a regeneration mechanism found in the basement-Wal-Mart has everything!) therichnobody

And that's the end. I really hoped you liked my story, and you can tell me what you thought by reviewing! Now that this is done, I will start on my Kingdom Hearts version. Now when I say that, it's basically a whole different story with some similarites. Watch for it!