Remember your name is Pamela Margera (.a.k.a Pam), you are 20 years old and you are also the only female member of jackass! Lets go!

~Story Start~

You, Bam and Ryan climbed out the taxi and rushed inside the airport.

"Come on, we're gonna miss it!" Bam shouted jumping through the crowds of people.

"I know! I know!" Ryan panted.

You, Chris, Steve-O, Bam, Ryan and Johnny were supposed to be catching a plane to England to meet up with your friend, Tasha. That was until you were 30 minutes late. Originally it was supposed to be just you but as soon as you told Jeff and the gang that you would be gone for three to four days, they insisted on coming along to not only record skits but to keep you company. Unfortunately, Bams car refused to start so the three of you had to wait for a taxi which came ten minutes later then it was supposed to.

"Final call for Flight 11 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to Heathrow Airport, London. Please all passengers who are not all on board report to Terminal 3 immediately."

"Oh god that's us!" You laughed as the three of you continued to jump through the large crowds.

"Why the fuck are you laughing?" Bam yelled before pointing at a terminal. "There! There it is!"

The three of you ran to the gate and hurriedly pulled out your tickets to the stewardess who looked at you all bemused before returning them. You nodded a thanks before running down the long aisle and into the plane.

"Where we sitting?" Ryan asked checking the tickets.

"Oh ladies! Looking for a good time!" Chris mocked.

You turned around to see Chris waving from his seats.

"Well I'm guessing we're over there!" You said smugly, walking over waving. "Hey! Sorry we're late."

"What happened?" Johnny asked.

"Some idiot wasn't ready on time!" Bam panted before slapping you on the back of the head.

"Ah! Hey it's your car that wouldn't start!" You defended before looking at your ticket and looking at the seats. "Oh man i'm stuck between Steve and Johnny!"

"Come on Pammy, we won't bite!" Johnny laughed patting the seat next to him.

Johnny was sitting at the window (he always did get the best seats) and Steve was sitting in the aisle chair leaving you stuck in the middle of them. Now you wished you checked the damn tickets before handing them out…

"Could all passengers please be seated." The intercom buzzed.

Ryan and Bam easily got into their seats, Chris at the window attempting to go to sleep, Ryan in the middle and Bam took the aisle seat. You began to attempt to climb over Steves legs to get to your seat.

"Watch yourself, Steve. Fat ass coming throu- ah!"

You fell face first across Steves knees, your ass facing Steves and you hands attempting to lift yourself away from Johnnys crotch, laughing as you tried.

"This is too good to let pass!" Steve laughed raising his hand ready to hit you.

"N-no don't you dare!" You laughed, falling back onto Johnny as you protected your bum.

"You dare spank my sister!" Bam threatened.

"Easy dude, it's nothing sexual!" Steve reassured, lifting his arms up to allow you up.

"Just don't touch my sisters ass-."

"Shut up Bam, I'm up now." You sighed, Johnny helping you up while laughing. "No thanks to you guys though."

"Hey I helped didn't I?" Johnny defended, wiping a tear away as he finally finished laughing.

"Oh well aren't you my loser in aluminum foil-."

"Excuse me Miss, could you please be seated. I'm afraid you're disturbing the other passengers." A hostess ordered politely.

"Sorry." You apologized before finally sitting onto your seat and clinking your belt up.

She nodded approvingly before checking Johnny and Steves belts. Once she was satisfied, she left to check the other passengers.

"Thanks, you guys! Now everyone thinks i'm disturbing!" You giggled before checking Chris. "Wow, he went to sleep pretty quickly."

"He was partying last night with Steve." Johnny answered before pulling a magazine out and reading it.

"Oh so you're gonna be sleeping too? Then again I'm not surprised SLEEP-O!"

"Hey! I stayed awake just for you Pam."

"Yeah, yeah!"

"Yeah I did…well…i'm tired so I'm gonna sleep now that you're here." He yawned.

"Whatever, just stay on your own seat cuz last time you slobbered all over my shoulder!"

"Yes ma'am…" He answered sleepily, leaning his head back and closing his eyes.

You pulled out your mp3 player and skipped through the songs until you found Johnny Cash – Gods Gonna Cut You Down. While untangling the headphones, ready to plug into your ears, you check to see what Johnny was reading…to see a topless woman.

"What the hell!" You screamed covering your eyes.

"What?" Bam asked. "What's wrong now?"

"Johnnys reading porn…" You giggled looking away from him.

"…you got anymore Knoxville?" Bam asked smiling.

"Here you go buddy." Johnny replied throwing him a PLAYBOY magazine.

"Oh my god you guys! I'm sitting right here!" You complained covering both your eyes. "I'm telling you right now Johnny, if you get a stiffy right beside me I'll chop it off!"

"Alright Pam, if you don't want me reading that stuff while you're awake, I won't." Johnny kindly stated while putting it away before laughing. "I'll just wait 'till you're asleep!"

"Oh hardy ha ha!" You mocked turning back to him. "So tell me Johnny, what the hell are we gonna do for Season 2?"

"Well we got alot of old clips we could bung in…The London Irish rugby team said we could join their training on Thursday. Uuum…got some more slingshot ideas for when we get back. Oh! And I think Jeffs managed to get me to a farm where I can inseminate a cow."

"You hear that Bam? He's gonna preg up your girlfriend." You joked making Ryan and Johnny laugh.

"Fuck you Pam!" Bam laughed. "Why don't you like her?"

"She's a bitch and she's fake…that's why-."

"Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Flight 11 is on schedule and we shall be arriving at Heathrow Airport in twenty-three hours time. We hope you enjoy your flight."

"Twenty-three hours? I gotta be stuck with you guys for twenty-three hours-."

"Ssssh. I'm trying to sleep…" Steve moaned, elbowing you in the side.

"Sorry…" You whispered turning to Johnny. "Well I got some ideas jotted down in my pad-."

"You still carry that pad around?"

"Yeah, of course! It's my diary. Everything goes into it, Johnny, especially ideas. I was thinking that we could cast both your arms then have you walking through the town and your trousers like…I don't know fall or something. Maybe you ask them to help you pee." You laughed. "Or, or we could cast your entire body and pushed you on a cart around the town and make you fall off-."

"You're weird Pam. You're nothing like Bam…" Johnny commented shaking his head.

"….Aw thanks! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!" You joked before yawning.

"Well…I'm gonna snooze to good old J.C."

"JC?"

"Johnny Cash. Duh! I'm probably gonna listen to some other stuff too like Alanis Morissette and stuff..."

"You like Johnny Cash?" He asked surprised. "Damn, how the hell are you and Bam are so different."

"What? Just because I don't listen to H.I.M or CKY as much as he does?…I do like them bands but i'm not obsessed like he is-."

"What wrong with them?" Bam interrupted offended.

"Well one, Ville is a friend and two Jess is our brother…that's pretty sad being their fans." You concluded. "But as I say, i'm tired so shut up all of you. Can I put my pillow on your arm. I don't want Steve drooling on me."

"Knock yourself out I'm used to it." Johnny replied pulling his magazine back out.

"Uuughh…" You scoffed burying your head into your pillow leant against Johnnys arm and closed your eyes. "Don't prank me or I swear to god my fist will go up all your ass'!"

Johnny just laughed at the comment, flicking to the next page. You soon drifted off to sleep