Once you were all ready and in the van, Kosick began recording immediately.
"So tell us Pam, where are we going?"
"Fuck off man I'm too tired." You laughed trying to push the camera away.
"Come on!"
"Okay fine…we're going to some shitty football team-."
"It's called rugby here."
"Rugby? Well it's a 'rugby' team we ain't heard of and Mr Knoxville and Mr Pontius are gonna get the crap beat out of them in training…..man my throat hurts…" You croaked rubbing your neck. "Anyone got some water?"
"Here ya go." Jeff replied, throwing a bottle of water which hit Chris in the face.
"Ow! Hey what I do?" He groaned.
"Didn't I tell you guys no drinking the night before? I told you we'd be up early." Jeff asked, shaking his head.
"Aw be quiet, you're only upset because you didn't get to go." Johnny teased before laughing.
"Well it's you going on that pitch and not me so…i'm fine."
"I'll go on if you go on." You teased poking Jeff in the back of the head.
"No. They get paid to get the shit kicked out of them, not me."
"No you just get paid to put them in that situation." You laughed.
"Exactly."
"That's us here. Come on hurry up and introduce it." Kosick huffed.
"Ok…you ready? So we're here in merry old England and Mr. Pontius, Pam and I overdid it a little last night. And we're about to practice rugby with the London Irish – A Professional Rugby team." Johnny introduced.
"I do not feel good." Chris added before they both laughed a little. "And we can't even drag Pam into this…"
You all climbed out the car to see them warming up on the field. You cuddled your arms into yourself and walked over to the side to watch, Johnny joining you as they did squats.
"They're pretty big boys…" Johnny commented to the camera. "Would you go for one of those guys, Pam?"
"Well…I think no…cuz aren't their noses like squint or something?" You laughed lightly, realizing how stupid you sounded. "God damn this hang over!"
"Their noses are squint!" He laughed loudly, shaking his head and chuckling as he did some 'preparation'. A.K.A – swinging his legs around.
The guys on the field nodded to Johnny, signaling they were ready. Johnny and Chris popped their mouth guards into their mouth and walked onto the pitch.
"Good luck!" You cheered before turning to the camera and whispering. "They're gonna need it. Hehehe"
After a couple of hours of the boys being beaten and thrown around the field, Chris stripped down to just his underwear and Johnny pointed at you.
"You see that girl there. She likes you guys real bad…so I was thinking maybe you could show her a bit of love." He laughed.
"No!" You yelled, your throat croaking harshly as you did.
Three rugby player ran towards you so you attempted to run away, but one of them managed to get infront of you. He threw you over his shoulders and ran onto the pitch, Johnny laughing at you as you screamed. Five of them threw you up into the air and caught you repetitively for what seemed forever. Once they put you back down, you fell on your ass onto the floor. Johnny helped you up – laughing hard. The rest of the guys began walking back to the van, Kosick having a go at jumping for a football onto a mat, a couple of the crew piling ontop of him.
"Shut up! I got grass on my butt!" You laughed punching him. "Hey, your nose is bleeding…you okay?"
"Me? Oh yeah, yeah I'm completely fine. Guess you've gone off me now I have a squint nose." He laughed.
"Who said I was even on you darling!" You teased laughing.
"You did last night." He muttered, smiling cheekily to himself.
"What?" You asked. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"You last night…you said if I wasn't with Melanie, you would go for me." He giggled.
"…you're lying right there, Johnny. No way did I say that." You laughed nervously.
"You did. I swear down you did!" He mocked
"I told you that?"
"You sure did! And that you want me sexually and you wish I was single! And you told me your fantasies-."
"Ah-ha very funny! I know I didn't say that."
"But you did say you like me, Pammy." He grinned cheekily, staring straight at you to see if you would flinch.
You lightly shrugged your shoulders.
"Well even if I did say it, doesn't necessarily mean I meant it. Coulda been the alcohol. So don't flatter yourself sweetie!"
*Phew, good save!* You cheered as you walked away from him.
"Don't worry, Pam, you're secrets safe with me!...For now!" He yelled, before doing his infamous laugh.
*Nah…I never said that. Pfft, he wishes!* You reassured yourself, walking over to the van to see Chris making himself puke.
"Oh Chris, what the shit is this?"
"I feel much better…" He smiled, stepping over the puddle of puke.
You just shuddered at the thought. Unlike Bam, it was difficult for you to puke and you hardly ever do. You all climbed back into the van and made your way back to the hotel.
"Hey Pam, you fancy doing Gumball?" Jeff randomly asked.
"…gumball?"
"Yeah it's a huge race from London to Russia then back. It's like, 5 days non stop. But there's suppose to be bad ass parties." Chris chuckled.
"I'm not a car…person…why should I go?"
"Well, you're good fun, you're attractive, clever-."
"Okay Jeff, enough bullshit." You laughed. "Why do you want me to go?"
"We need another driver. Chris and Steve-O are going but they can't drive. It'll just be Guch, Johnny and Dimitry who'll drive and Guch doesn't really wanna drive." Jeff explained.
"Come on, Pam! It'll be fun! Parties! Going to different countries! Having the pleasurable company of Mr Pontius, Steve-O and I." Johnny urged, elbowing you.
"I can hardly spell and talk in American! Let alone another language…but I suppose I'll go…when we going?"
"Beginning of April."
"What? That's like…2 days away! Oh come on, I thought it would be next year or something." You moaned. "I'm not very good at sleeping in cars…plus Steve-O will probably be jerking off in the back of the car! He's already hit me once, I don't wanna get hit again!"
"It won't just be him." Chris chuckled mischievously.
"Eugh!" You scoffed before climbing out the van and up to the London Hilton Hotel. "So where does it start?"
"Here in London in a garage, not too far from here. That's why we picked this hotel. Promise you'll go 'cuz I need to get everything prepared." Jeff persisted.
"Fine!...hey what's going on?" You asked, pointing to where an important looking man was arguing with Bam before jogging over. "Is there a problem?"
"Who are you?" He snapped as you stood infront of Bam defensively.
"My name is Pamela Margera and this is my brother. Is he in some sort of trouble? Is there anything I can help with?"
"Yes! You can help him with his bags, he will not be staying in this establishment any longer."
"Hey wait a minute, he's with us to do some recording." Jeff chirped.
"Look, I'm sure we can discuss this more privately and in an adult manner." You reassured, using your experience of how to get out of situations.
"I'm very sorry, Ma'am, but there is nothing to discuss!"
"But sir-."
"Good day!" He interrupted sternly before walking away.
"Oh good day to you too sir- ah! What?" Bam began to mock until you punched him hard in his arm.
"Quit being an ass! What the hell did you do?"
"Me! It was him!" Bam moaned pointing to Ryan, "And what the hell was with the 'oh lets discuss this privately and in an adult manner' shit?"
"Hey! It's called being polite and trying to deal with a situation and it's got me out of a lot of things!...so what're you gonna do?"
"Fuck England, I'm going back to Philadelphia. Knoxville, you gonna give me a lift to the airport?"
"No problem." Johnny smiled as he pulled a pair of keys out. "You coming Pam?"
"…I suppose I'll have to. Are you going aswell?" You asked Ryan, seeing his suitcase behind him.
"Yep."
You shook your head and followed the three of them out to the front of the hotel and into a black car.
"Where'd you get this?" You asked, not recognising the vehicle.
"It's for the Gumball rally." Johnny replied, unlocking it. "Thought you'd like to come and maybe get use to it."
"Whatever…" You sighed annoyed, climbing into the passengers seat and heading off to the airport…
Sorry it was a little crappy, but I've been really really busy with college lately. But I promise more shall hopefully be coming out soon. So yeah, thought I'd include the Gumball Rally that Johnny took part in…since we're in England anyway :3 So the gumball rally will take place over quite a few chapters….sorta like one day to one chapter. Perhaps you and Johnny might get a little closer on this long car journey? O.o teehee xxx