Omake: Meet the Big Mom

By Arakiisjogenius

Tamago tried his hardest to keep his composure, this was a political meeting after all.

His best friend and partner, Pekoms, didn't share the sentiment.

"Haha! So-so you just, you just snuck into Kaido's room while he was gone, stole the key from his pants, and replaced it with a rock? And he didn't notice?"

"It really wasn't that hard. He was drunk."

Pekoms collapsed to the ground in laughter.

"MAMAMAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO WORTH IT. THIS MEETING IS WORTH IT FOR JUST THIS!" Big Mom roared as she heard how Izuku had stolen Kaido's daughter.

"The balls on this kid," Katakuri muttered in begrudging respect.

"So then Izuku goes 'PLUS ULTRA' and launches Malice into the distance with a punch," Yamato recalled the beating she had witnessed.
Harumeg giggled as she offered Izuku more tea.

"This tea is great but these cookies are amazing! My compliments to the chef," The team that had come to the meeting perked up, knowing that Big Mom could hear their efforts paying off. Each bowed graciously at the compliment.

"Then Izuku picked me up and flew me away from that awful place."

"Amazing. Could we see you fly, jeune homme? It would be a delight."

Izuku shrugged and stood from the table. With a thought, he took off without so much as a twitch and floated in a lazy circle around the group. Harumeg in particular stared enraptured. Feeling that there was no harm in trying to leave a good impression, Izuku floated down next to her.

"Do you want to try it?"

"YES!"

'YES! Harumeg. You are doing great sweetie!~' Big Mom cheered internally.

The cheers of her 33rd daughter rang out over the transponder as Izuku flew them in simple maneuvers, making sure to stay in plain view of the party.

"Amazing, Rero. To think that wingless flight was possible," Perospero watched in fascination as Izuku carried Harumeg on his back through the air. He truly was an oddity. "Midoriya-san, Harumeg, please come down here. Midoriya, could you please show me how fast you can fly?"

"I thought you knew already."

"Yes, I've read about it, but it is so different to see it in person."

Izuku shrugged and handed a reluctant Harumeg to her brother. Turning himself parallel to the ground, Izuku shot forward. He started at the speed of an average man's sprint and accelerated each second.

Yamato placed her hands over her ears. "You'll want to cover your ears for this next part."

*BOOM*

The world exploded in noise as he broke the sound barrier and continued faster still!

"HE'S STILL GOING!" Pekoms yelled.

"I don't know any actual numbers, but Izuku can get us from island to island in a couple of days at most. We keep a dinghy around so we can land every once and a while, but it is mostly just a floating bedroom with a few boxes of supplies," Yamato casually mentioned. "It also keeps us away from Sea Kings."

Perospero watched in awe as the young man casually zoomed across the sky.

"He can go faster when going in a straight line, but he can only go so fast when trying to corner or turn around," Yamato continued.

"...That would explain how you got so far away from Kaido's territory," Pekoms weakly noted.

Izuku came back to the group and sat back down in his chair, taking another cookie.

"Phenomenal, rero. Now, we did come here for more than just a show," Perospero turned more serious. "We would like to offer you an alliance with the Big Mom pirates."

"Yamato told me that was likely to happen. I'm guessing that Harumeg is the bride-to-be?"

The girl in question blushed but nodded.

"Yes. Considering the age of both parties and the fact that your current goal appears to be traveling the world, we would like to offer you a modified version of our usual deal. We shall defer the ceremony for two years so you can continue your journey with Yamato. You can visit Harumeg and vice-versa in the interim."

"She does seem lovely," Harumeg turned Scarlet at the compliment. "But why should I agree to this union and become Big Mom's subordinate?"

"I am glad you asked!" Perospero smirked and produced various photos of his homeland. "Tottoland is a marvel even in the New World where every race lives in harmony..."

"I can't believe we agreed to this."

"I'll admit I did not think this through, but I wanted to see the minks."

Their conversation was cut off by a thunderous footstep.

"Welcome, Mamamama~"

Izuku and Yamato looked up in astonishment.

"...She's even taller than your father..."

"Yeah."

Big Mom grinned. "I can't wait to show you around!"

(Much later that same day)

"THIS IS AMAZING!"

"We never should have come here!"

"Harumeg, I'm sorry but your mother is a psychopath!"

Izuku flew with all his strength away from the now burning island of Tottoland as Big Mom raged for jelly donuts. Yamato dangled from his arms while Harumeg clung to his back, mashing her cheek into his hair.

HEADLINE: Izuku Midoriya once again Steals from an Emporer!
Earlier this week, the infamous Izuku "Midoriyouma" Midoriya stole the 33rd daughter of the Charlotte family as Big Mom suffered one of her rampages. Perhaps as some sort of symbolism or simply a power move, Midoriya was seen with Yamato, the member of the Beast Pirates that he kidnapped from their base of operations.

"I heard that the kid just flew away from the island with her on his back!"

"Again!? The balls on this kid!"

"What shit is he gonna pull next?!"

Sengoku stared at the picture in shock while Garp rolled on the floor behind him.
"Where did this idiot even come from?!"

Kaido stared silently at the newspaper in front of him. His rage was so great it circled back into calm.
"Is this some sort of game for him? Is he trying to form some sort of collection?"

His subordinate stayed silent, too afraid to chime in.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This guy is the greatest!" Shanks roared as he and his fellows toasted the newest powerful idiot in the New World.

"Gurararara!"

"You don't worry that he's gonna show up here, pops?

"I don't have any daughters his age to steal! Gurarara!"

Izuku sighed in frustration, his head in his hands. "I'm gonna be defined by this aren't I?"

Yamato patted him on the back.

"EEEE! Do you know where we are now?!" Harumeg squealed from behind them.

Izuku and Yamato looked up at the large crystals that hung above their heads.

"We. Are in. ELEGIA!"