Over a day without writing anything… I don't how I made it.

Here comes chapter 5 enjoy.

Everybody was waiting for her. Cristina couldn't stop beating her foot; April had made a sign saying "Welcome back we missed you" with a picture of her as a water mark (she knew Meredith would eventually throw that way but still she took the time to make that crap) Alex and Jackson had 13 bottles of tequila hidden inside the bushes of her house. Lexie was on top of a tree with a pair of binnacles regarding a cab with her older sister inside. Even Stark the bipolar transvestite who was also a midget (did you see this one coming?) was wearing a ballet tutu waiting on the gate.

And Derek… Derek just wanted to hold his favourite drunk girl. He was letting her spend some time with her friends but at night… at night they would hit the bars, probably get high and then they would do it "hard and sloppy, the Johnny Gan way – Bobby Lee". When Meredith had a "666" on her eyes he knew it was go time.

Lexie saw a yellow spot down the street, Derek couldn't wait any longer. He knew she and already sent her stuff overnight so he texted her "Leave the cab while moving u make big entrance xoxo." Meredith texted back "Ok Lol luv u". Oh the beauty and text; meaningless letters meant huge things.

Unfortunately while Meredith jumped of the cab, the driver didn't stopped and ran over a young and dreamer Stark and broke both his legs and arms and a determinant bone below the waist… he never got to lose the virginal glow or dance again. He's face got ruined and now he would never become one of Cristina's Aguilera background singers or be the star of "Fame" or his favourite movie "Burlesque". And that was the day a queer boy saw his dreams and Madonna posters on the trash, and was domed to a life as one of Santa's evil elves.

But everybody was so happy about Meredith that they only noticed when he was already 12 blocks away.

Meredith jumped from the cab to Derek's lap and gave him the world's longest kiss… well… not the longest kiss but for them it was a record. They could only kiss for so long if they were on the back seat or a bar stall, occasionally on the gym locker room when Coach Hines wasn't looking.

"How much for an hour?" said Mark.

"Yeah Anne Frank. So what's Dachau like?"

"You do realize you are the Jewish one, right Cristina?" said Meredith.

After one hour of bla-bla, they crashed the mall and went to some 3-D cheap movie.

"Stupid Harry Potter trailer, he already read the book and now how it ends."

"Jennifer Garner plays a spy? Oh that's original!"

"Why is Izzie singing "Bennie and the Jets" with James Marsden?"

"Just cut the crap and go to the movie!"

"Buuuuu!"

Half an hour later…

"Why? Why, did the monster died? He was so young…"

"I know the scientist had only created him an hour ago!"

While half on them was grieving the death of the monster the other was laughing for the same reason…

"Derek, Derek I think somebody spilled pot on the popcorn, I'm really high on the stuff."

"And I also switched your 7-up for vodka."

"Were all drunk, how fun is that?"

These were the half that was laughing.

The crying ones were:

April- "He just wanted to be loved."

Lexie-"I want my mommy!"

Jackson- "I worn diapers till I was 6. The kids on my class mocked me every day…"

Alex-"(to Mark) Oh Bambi… I cried so much when they killed your mommy!"

Mark- "(to Mark) Barbie… why did Ken left you!"

After this they all got expelled. But like it was almost 7 o'clock of the NIGHT and almost all the girls and Alex and Jackson were wearing Daisy dukes they decided to invade the night clubs. Fun fact April and Cristina had never gone to one.

This chapter is very short but during the week I have less free time. But I promise to make drunk Cristina and April hilarious on the next chapter (it should be in by Wednesday).

SPOILER: THERE I'LL BE A KARAOKE WELL… A KIND OF.