Avery: Hello and welcome back to Twilight and Maximum Ride Truth or Dare. Everything has gone great so far all because of me!

Edward: Highly unlikely.

Avery: *pulls out taser* What did you say?

Bella: *covers Edwards mouth* You've done an absolutely wonderful job!

Avery: That's what I thought he said. *puts away taser* By the way I'm sorry I haven't updated but we had a little problem.

Edward: Little? You have got to be kidding me. You were PMSing like crazy. First you were happy about how 'prettiful' your orange nail polish was.

Jacob: Next you were crying about how the orange clashes with your blonde hair.

Fang: Then you got angry at your brother for laughing at you and as you 'accidently' tazed him.

Iggy: Finally you felt guilty for snapping at electrifying your brother and made him forgive you.

Avery: *Glares at the boys* There will be a price to pay for saying that! *looks down at the floor* But I kinda was PMSing that day…

Angel: *raises hand* Miss. Avery, I have a question.

Avery: Miss. Avery? I like you already!

Angel: What happens when the reviewers stop reviewing?

Avery: I never really thought of that. I'll probably let you all free. Then I'll go back to torturing Neel.

Jacob: Who's Neel?

Avery: This annoying little nimrod who likes to annoy me by his very annoying presence and he's a birth control fail.

Esme: I guess he's not very bright for annoying you is he?

Avery: *nods and shuffles note cards*

Twilight & Maximum Ride Cast: *look at note cards nervously*

Avery: The first is from Hannahxlol AVERY! HI! It's Hannah! I finally found your story! it's so awesome! make Jake morph and him and Edward fight to the death. Make the survivor battle Fang, and the next battle... Rosalie!

Jake, Edward, Fang, Rosalie: *whimper and try to break free of the super glued chairs*

Avery: That's such a great comment!

Edward: *faints*

Avery: Hannah will be joining us on the show later on, so stay tuned! However much I like the dare we cannot do it.

Edward: *wakes up*

Jacob, Fang, Rosalie, Edward: *sigh out of relief*

Avery: Firstly, Twilight fangirls would murder me and second it's more fun to watch them suffer! So sorry Hannah. So next truths are from Mari713 : Edward have you ever been jealous of Jacobs six pack and Iggy do you have a crush on Max? So Edward you first.

Edward: Umm…uhh…umm…

Avery: *plays suspenseish music on iPod* Say it out loud. Say it. See that's my imitation of you!

Edward: Jacobs abs are FAKE!

Gasps through out the audience. Team Jacob people pelt Edward with dinosaur fruit snacks.

Edward: AHHHHH!

Avery: Just admit it Edward, you're jealous.

Edward: No.

Avery: Hmmm *taps chin thoughfully* Maybe a playdate with the taser will help. *grins evilly*

Edward: I ADMIT IT! IM JEALOUS OF JACOB BLACK! HEAR THAT I'M JEALOUS! J-E-A-L-O-U-S! *kicking and screaming* HIS STUPID ABS AND ALL HIS SHIRTLESS STATE!

Avery: SECURITY!

Giant gummy bears of different colors with vampire fangs wearing Dracula capes escort Edward out of the building.

Avery: Now that's over with we will continue. Iggy?

Iggy: Um..well you see it's a funny story…we were in Vegas-

Max: IGGY!

Iggy: *backs away from Max* Fine! I'm not sure.

Avery: That was totally unproductive I didn't get to taze anybody! I think it's time to let Eddie back in. *grabs walkie talkie* This is red roses (we have cool code names) is Mama bear ready to fly?

Bob the gummy bear minion: What?

Avery: Oh my my my you're not the brightest crayon in the 24 pack are you? I'm saying, this is your master is Edward ready to come back yet?

Bob: Yep! Over and out. *brings Edward in and superglues him back to a chair*

Avery: The next dare is from Fly On Maximum Taylor Ride : Fang kiss Bella.

Bella: Well goth dudes are kinda hot! Like Adam Lambert. Something attractive about a man in eyeliner.

Avery: Totally!

Fang: NO I DON'T WANNA KISS THE UN-GOTH WITCH! I ONLY DATE EMO PEOPLE! LIKE ME AND JASPER ARE EMO!

Avery: *grabs Fang's goth little ear and pulls him to Bella* On the count of three you kiss kay? One…two…three *bangs their heads together so they kiss*

Audience goes awwww

Bella: I see stars…pretty stars! *trys to touch imaginary stars*

Avery: Yep, she has a concussion! Can somebody get my paramedic minions in here please? Or we can leave her like this…

Bella: Haha you have pink highlights *plays with Avery's hair*

Avery: Hannah should be here any minute now.

Hannah: Hey!

Avery: Hi! Can you do something about her? *nudges Bella with her shoe*

Hannah: Okay! *picks up Bella and throws her into the trunk of the Porsche*

Avery: I'm sure that's illegal but who cares. Cause we are awesome! What were we doing again?

Hannah: The next review.

Avery: Oh yes. Audience please excuse my stupidity at times because I'm a blonde! Hannah would you like to do the honors of the next review?

Hannah: YEPERZ! The next review is from Julianne : take fangs shirt off. By the way Julianne could not be here because I quote 'I was can't come because my dreams were too long. The dream finished around 9:00 am already when I have to get to there before 7:30!whew! that's not quite easy! I'm not wonder woman who can just spin around then "tada!" she's ready to go!' So we'll save that one for to be here to drool over him. *smiles sweetly*

Avery: *reads next note card to herself* MINION! Will you get the phone? *laughs evilly*

Nudge: We're so screwed.

Bob: *hands Avery iPhone* Here Master!

Avery: *dials* Hello it's Avery.

Taco Cabana worker named Jill: Miss. Cotten? *terrified* You just ordered yesterday, why are you back so soon?

Hannah the review is from Moonstar2015 : make someone stand behind the gasman after u feed him some really spicy Mexican food and beans if u know what i mean

Avery: Will I'm doing my truth or dare show and need some food. Like eight taco combos no beans, 1 pound of fajita meat beef, a dozen flour tortilla's flour please, two dozen corn tortilla's, and queso and chips. Then multiply all that food by two! Have it delivered also, Jill! Bye. *hangs up*

Hannah: Avery, who is all that food for?

Avery: ME! And two tacos for Gasman.

Jacob: You can eat all of that?

Avery: YEPERZ!

-*-*-* 15 Minutes Later -*-*-*

Avery: *lays food out on the table and starts sniffing it and sighing*

Emmett: What's wrong with her?

Hannah: She's in her taco cabana stage. She's very very very possessive of her taco cabana.

Rosalie: Avery!

Avery: *lazily* yes?

Rosalie: Are you high?

Avery: What do you mean?

Alice: Drugs?

Avery: No, I'm fine. I have my taco cabana and that's all ever need.

Hannah: Since she's zoned out I'll finish the show. *grabs Gasman's tacos and gives it to him* I think Avery wanted Fang, Edward, Jacob, Iggy to stand behind Gasman because of the PMSing remarks. *pushes the boys toward Gasman* Okay Gasman. On the count of three. One…two…three

Gasman: *farts*

A big green puff of smoke fills the room and everyone but Hannah and Avery(who are wearing a oxygen mask) passed out.

Hannah: THAT WAS AWESOME! I mean uhh…poor people/hybrid/werewolves/vampire things. So I think this is the end of the show. Bye! *waves*