Avery: Hi everyone after our "little" accident we are ready to continue the show! Sorry about not putting the jeaslousy in the last chapter!
Iggy: Psshh! You think everyone passing out from Gazzy's fart including him is "little".
Julianne: Hello people of earth! *sees fang* I HATE YOU! *throws multiple copies of Angel at him*
Avery: As you can see her obsession with Fang came to a close as she read Angel.
Julianne: Stupid Blonde that thinks she's like Jasper with her emotion crap.
Avery: For your info I'm NOT naturally a blonde! I was a brunette but dyed my hair blonde to have an excuse for my stupidness. *smiles at crowd like what she said makes sense*
Julianne: Why do I even try? Let's get to the reviews!
Edward: NO! *whimper* This NEVER goes well for me!
Jacob: Or me!
Bella: Me too!
Avery: Some people are just destined to hate you Bella. Please take it personally! *pats Bella's back awkwardly* The first is from Moonstar2015 you want Iggy to tell what happened in Vegas.
Iggy: Um well...
Max: IGGY! If you tell I'm going to tie you up with purple ducktape (it HAS TO BE PURPLE) drive you to a unknown location, fatten you up with rotten chocolate, then cut you into small pieces and feed you to the birds!
Iggy: *thinks of Avery's taser* Here's how the story goes...
Avery: Consider him dead.
Iggy: Well we were running for our lives the usual for us you know. This was during the time of Max's disney princess obession. Max got tickets to the Disney on ice thing. Since she didn't want to go alone she bribed me to go with her.
Max: IGGY!
Iggy: So as the nice and charming *gives a dazzling smile* guy I am I agreed to go with her. When we got there the security guard was flirting with Max. She kicked him. Lets just say he's unable to have children.
Max: *blushes*
Avery: That didn't happen in Vegas!
Iggy: Well I got to embarrass Max so it all turned out alright!
Avery: True...so next review Julianne!
Julianne: *smiles creepy* Put Jacob and Edward in a room with fangirls. AND WE CAN HAVE POPCORN! P-O-P-C-O-R-N! *sings a dumb song about popcorn*
Emmett: Barney and little kid shows rot your brain.
Alice: Obviously she has watched too many
Avery: *pushes Edward and Jacob into a room with screaming fangirls* We will leave them in there for 10seconds. One...two...orange...four...five...potato...six...seven...twenty...celery...eight...nine...brick...gurfths...ten! Ta-da! I finally can count correctly! Aren't your proud of me?
Julianne: *bangs head aganist wall repeadly* Stupid...stupid...stupid...stupid blonde.
Avery: *opens door*
Bella: MY POOR DAZZALING EMO 108 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BOYFRIEND!
Avery: HA! *points at Bella* You finally admitted he has problems!
Edward and Jacob looked molested.
Rosalie: The mutt got what he deserved.
Alice: *laughs evilly*
Emmett: The only thing that scares me besides the devil spawn over there *points to Avery* is her *points to Alice*. What if they joined forces? *shudders*
Avery: That's not quite a bad idea considering your a couple cards short of a deck.
Rosalie: Stupid move, Emmett! *slaps him* Why is everyone acting like such a blonde today. *Twirls blonde hair with fingers*
Angel: Oh the irony!
Avery: I think we are done for today! Next time I'll do some of the other dares I didn't get to. If you submit a truth or dare and tell me your favorite line I'll give you a SURPRISE! Bye.
Julianne: *stares off into space*
Avery: Stupid ginger...