Wow. O.O...I woke up this morning to find out I have 16 reviews!

When I got back from school, that turned to 19!

NOW it's 32! Thank you all so much!

I'n so happy! XD

I thought you would hate it 'cause it's Chibi Shino being dirty...

...VERY dirty..

Disclaimer: Me owning Naruto is like NejiHinata...IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Okay...LET'S CONTINUE!

When Hiashi Wants Grandkids...

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 2: What? BABY WHO?

Tenten stood there in silence, everything registering in her brain. Did Hiashi just call her Neji's WIFE? Wait. Forget wife for a second. MATE?! "Hiashi..." She said, lowering her head. Suddenly her head popped up and she yelled, "I REFUSE TO BE PUT INTO AN ARANGED MARRAGE!"

"How dramatic.." Hanabi sassed.

Hiashi just sat there, staring at Tenten. Tenten kept her straight face. He sighed and walked up to Tenten. "Tenten." He put a hand on her shoulder, causing her to jump a little. "This is for MY own good. This might hurt you, but it's all worth it for me." Tenten glared even harder at him. He once again sighed. "Neji. Come over here." Neji stared at Hiashi curiously but followed orders anyway. "Stay right there." Hiashi commanded. He walked out of the room.

That move left Hinata, Hanabi, Neji and Tenten alone. Silence. Sounds of Hanabi giggling and Hinata eating her breakfast filled the room. More silence. Toilet flushing. More silence. Suddenly, Hiashi came back...but what was he planning?

Hmm...glasses on his nose...random book...a random stand...and two certificates...

Oh god. Neji. Tenten. RUN.

All they did was stare at him. Hiashi beconed Neji and Tenten over. They stared at Hiashi, then at eachother, then back at Hiashi. They shrugged and walked over to him. "Yes?" Neji asked politely.

Hiashi smirked. He walked behind the random stand and place the book on it. He cleared his throat. Hinata and Hanabi watched with intrest, eating their pancakes. "We are gathered here today..." Hiashi started. Neji and Tenten's eyes went wide. No. That's it. They will NOT allow this!

"HOLD UP, HOLD UP..." Tenten said, putting a hand out.

Hiashi turned to the Panda Bear Kunochi. "Yes?" he said politely.

"I am NOT getting married here." She stated.

"Okay."

"Huh?"

"Okay." Hiashi repeated closing the book. Tenten sighed out of relief and Neji smirked. Great. Thank god that's not gonna happen... "That's okay if you want Neji to marry Hinata!" Hiashi, you don't know how much Neji wants to kill you right now. Hinata kept the urge to punch her father out of her system. Neji turned to Tenten. "Yes ARE you okay with that?" Neji asked. His eyes read 'Make me marry her and your funeral is coming sooner than you think.'.

Tenten growled and looked to the floor. So Tenten what will it be? Hyugacest or Tenji? She sighed and, without looking up, said, "Go on with the damn vows..." Hiashi smiled. He wins!

"We are gathered her today to blah blah blah blah...this man and woman...blah blah blah blah...so Tenten, do you take Neji to your husband?" Hiashi said.

"I don't-" She started.

"Want Hiashi to kill me prematurely so I say yes." Hiashi finished. Hanabi and Hinata giggled. "And do you Neji take Tenten to be your wife?"

"I do not-" Neji started.

"Want to follow Tenten shortly after so I will also say yes." Hiashi once again finished. The newlyweds sighed. GREAT... "Okay! Now sign these papers so that you will be offically married!"

Tenten growled."I REFUSE-"

"To think that Hiashi will kill me fast, BUT.HE.WILL." Hiashi growled. Tenten sighed and signed the papers, knowing there was no way to get out of this. Neji also signed, not wanting to anger Hiashi anymore. Hiashi picked up the papers and smirked to the pair. "I now pronounce you husband and wife. Now you may go make babies!" Neji and Tenten glared at him. Like HELL they are! Hiashi turned to them and whispered, "There's a empty room down the hall...feel free to use it.."

Tenten yelled out a fustrated "UGH!" and stomped out of the room. Neji sighed and followed her. Hiashi smiled. Grandkids, HERE COMES LIFE! Hanabi and Hinata shrugged and continued to eat their pancakes.

What a weird morning...

:X:

"Great. I'm married to Hyuga. GREAT." Tenten sighed as she shut the bathroom door. "Why me? WHY ME?" She yelled to no one in particular.

"Because you barged in when I was eating breakfast." Neji finished from outside.

"Well I wouldn't have barged in if you hadn't have been LATE." Tenten replied.

"Ah. Touche."

"I guess we have to go back to Gai and Lee..."

"Yeah..."

:X:

"And where do you think you're going?" Hiashi asked, crossing his arms and blocking Neji and Tenten's way out of the door. Damn...this guy was DETERMIND. "I thought you were..erm...BABIES..." The two ninja's stared at the Hyuga head.

WHAT THE CRAP?!

"Hiashi...we will not...erm...BABY untill we want too." Neji said calmly. Hiashi started to glare at him. "Listen. We just need to go and train. THEN we will baby." He continued.

Hiashi smirked. "That's better." He walked away, leaving a blushing Neji and a shocked Tenten.

Tenten just stood there. "What?" Her eyes went wide. "You are going to make me...BABY with you?" She put a hand on her hip and started to tap her foot. She looked at the ground and smirked "Wow... I seriously can't believe this. This is the LAST time you're missing training." She looked up to see Neji with a hand over his mouth. She gave him a confused look. "Neji? What are you-?"

"Pfft-he actually believed that..." Tenten's eyes went wide as she saw the Hyuga prodigy giggling. GIGGLING. "Wow...pttf...wow..." Tenten smiled and started to giggle too. "Baby...heh..." Neji continued. Suddenly they started to burst out laughing. "Yeah! I'm going to BABY you Tenten!" Neji laughed.

Tenten started to roll on the ground. "YES NEJI! I WOULD LOVE TO BABY YOU!" After they wiped their tears, they started to so out the front door.

Little did they know, Hiashi was listening the whole time...

:X:

"Hey! Why are you guys so late?" Lee asked, striking the 'good guy' pose as Neji and Tenten approched.

Neji and Tenten look at eachother and gulped. "Well?" Gai urged.

"We're..kinda...married..." Tenten said, slowly.

Lee and Gai looked at them for a second, then to eachother, then back to them. "What?" They said in unison.

Heh heh! XD I had to put the Lee and Gai finding out moment in here!

Sorry for the OOC on Neji's part, but I thought it would be funny if they kept that joke going!

I STILL can't believe how many reviews I'm getting! Thank you all so much!

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino