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Naruto: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUTTING ME IN ONE OF OUR STORIES!

Me: ...T.T...jerk..

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Me: There is mild-

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Me: NaruHina and UdonHinabi-

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Me: In this chappie.

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Me: I'll make this quick!

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Me: IDONOTOWNNARUTO! HA HA!

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When Hiashi Wants Grandkids...

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 4: LEE HUNT!

"...where did that bastard go?" Neji breathed as he jogged through the Hyuga compound. "Why does he have this unnatural obession with grandkids?" He added. He saw a slightly opened door and opened it. It was dark so he switched on a light. His eyes widened. "Oh god..." He saw Hinata chained onto the wall, Naruto next to her, crying. He immediatly ran up to them and started to cut the chains with a kunai. Seeing the up close he realised that their mouths were covered in cloth so they couldn't talk. "What happened? Who did this to you?" He ripped off the cloth from her mouth and was waiting for her reply. Hinata's left arm was freed

Hinata looked at Neji with horror-filled eyes. "...father..." She responded. Neji continued to cut the chains. Damn..this guy was crazy! "He chained us up here and said he would be back for us later!" She cried. Neji listened with intrest, planning on how to killed the head. "And...and he locked Hanabi and Udon in that cage over there!" She added, pointing to the corner. Neji turned his head to see the two people she spoke of, Hanabi and Udon. He head snapped back as the second chain fell, realising her other arm.

He threw her a kunai. "Finish cutting you chain and realise Naruto when you're done." Neji commanded. Hinata nodded and began cutting her chain furiously. Neji ran to the cage.

"Neji-nii-san!" Hanabi cried as she saw Neji running for her.

"What did he tell you?" He asked Hinabi.

"He told me 'I'll keep you in here until you are ready to have babies!'..and then he started going on about crap like that. That guy needs to lay off the skittles..." Hinabi blabbered as Neji Juukened the bars of the bage. They were free!

"HEY!" Came a yell from behind. Neji turned to see on agrivated Naruto, still hanging off the wall. "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT TO US?!" He yelled.

Neji sighed. "Because you're annoying." He said simply.

"Ahh! You sound like Sasuke now!" Naruto yelled. Neji lead the younger ones out of the room as Hinata finished freeing Naruto. "Thank you Hinata!" Naruto thanked as he massaged his wrists.

"You're welcome! Now let's get out of here!" Hinata said, rushing out of the room. Naruto nodded and followed her. Neji walked out of the room, shut the light off and closed the door. "Neji." Neji turned to the shy Hyuga. He was suprised when she bowed. "Is there anything we can do to thank you?" She asked, still bowing. Naruto stared at Hinata and, after getting nailed in the chest by Hinata, bowed to Neji.

Neji though for a moment, then smirked. Now there's an idea...

:X:

"No."

SLAM!

"No!"

SLAM!

"NO!"

Slam!

"Where did that crazy guy take Lee to?!" Tenten yelled after she slamed yet another door shut. She sprinted down the halls. He couldn't have gotten far, could he? She opened another door and, once again, nothing. She slame it shut and moved onto the next one. She opened it and there was nothi-HELLO THERE... She had managed to find Hiashi's room. She crept inside and looked around.

Hmm...a bed...dresser...vanity...hair products...books of baby names...some more hair-HOLD UP. BABY NAMES? This guy is REALLY thinking ahead! Out of curiousity, she picked up the book and started to read the one's he circled.

Hiashi. Tipical.

Neji. How original.

Tenten. Wow.

Shikasuke. He just made that one up!

Tenji ...heh!

She sighed and shut the book. Now that she knows what names he wants, she'll be sure not to name her kids after them! She froze.

Where did THAT just come from?

:X:

"I'll just let the others handle this..." Gai sighed as he continued to watch T.V and eat his potato chips.

:X:

"...got it?" Neji asked. Hinata and Naruto nodded and got into position.

:X:

Tenten wandered down the halls, thinking about what she had just thought. Crap. She couldn't be falling for him. She SHOULDN'T be falling for him! She eould just be playing Hiashi's game! His stupid game! His stupid...stupid...game... She was his pawn. A FEMALE pawn. And Neji was his knight...a very sexy knight..with beautiful hair she would love to run her finger through as they made ou-NO! Stop. Bad Tenten. Focus! Your mission is to find Lee, not to imagine you tongue-wrestling with Neji! She sighed. She really was hopeless... She ran up the stairs to find Lee, only to run into Naruto and Hinata.

Literaly.

"Ow!" Naruto said, rubbing his head.

"Oh! Sorry Naruto! Wait..Naruto? What are you-?" Tenten started.

"Hiashi." Hinata finished. Tenten helped her up. "Anyway, we have to put Neji's plan into action! Come on Naruto!" Hinata yelled, helping the Kyuubi boy up and running down the stairs. Naruto sighed and followed her. Out of curiousity, Tenten ran after them.

What plan?

:X:

"Nothing to see here!" Gai yelled.

:X:

Neji moved a chair to the balcony. He smirked as he cluched the remote he held. This is going to good...

:X:

"Muahahaha! I have you captive LEE!" Hiashi laughed. "They will NEVER find us in these lead covered walls! Byakugan can't see though lead so HA HA to them!" Lee stared at him blankly. "What?" Hiashi asked.

"Couldn't we die of lead poisoning?" Lee asked. Hiashi thought about that for a second and...

Holy shit. He was right.

Hiashi ran to the door, open it, grabbed the cage, shoved it through the door, did the Cha-Cha-Cha, disturbed Lee doing that and dragged him down the hall. "I'm going to put you in another roo-" Hiashi started.

"Oh Naruto-kun..." He heard Hinata say. Hiashi smiled a smile that would make the devils smile look like an angels. He continued to listen with intrest.

"Hinata-chan..I can't control how much I love you!" Naruto yelled.

:X:

"Ho-ly-SHIT." Tenten said as she watched from peeking behind a corner.

:X:

Gai was asleep.

:X:

"Naruto-kun! I love with with all my heart!" Hinata yelled. Neji smirked. They were good actors!

:X:

"Let's stop the talk!" Naruto said. Hiashi leaned in, ready to hear what was next. "TAKE ME NOW YOU STUD!" He heard him yelled, then he heard a zipper go down and moans. Hiashi smiled and went to see what was happening. He was expecting to see some new clan members being made, but he was in shock. What he saw was Naruto smirking and holding a big, opened zipper and Hinata holding a hot dog, mustard smeared on her lips. Hiashi eyes widened.

Was his daughter making out with a HOT DOG?

:X:

Tenten was laughing her butt off.

:X:

Gai snored.

:X:

Neji smirked and pressed the button.

:X:

"HINATA! Why were just kissing that hot-" Hiashi started then was interupted by a big CRASH! Hiashi was now stuck in a cage!

:X:

"LEE!" Tenten yelled as she lifted the cage from above Lee's head. "Are you okay?!" She asked. Lee nodded and ran to Hiashi's cage.

"Ha!" Lee teased. "NOW who's trapped in a bage? NOW who's stuck? NOW who's screwed."

Hiashi growled. "When I get out of here, you are the first one I'm going to kill." Lee jumped and hid behind Tenten. "LET ME OUT OF THIS THIS INSTANT!" Hiashi roared.

"No." Neji said simply. He then broke the remote and jumped off the balcony. "That remote was the only way the cage could get off of you. Now you are stuck." He said. Hiashi glared at him.

Then smiled?

Hiashi used rotation and destroyed the cage. "That was a bad move! NOW I'm going to take your wife!" Hiashi yelled as he grabbed Tenten.

"OH HELL NO!" Tenten yelled as she was taken away. Great. Now they had to get TENTEN back.

Suddenly Naruto's eyes widened. "INCOMING!" He yelled, hopping away. Everyone jumped away, not knowing why.

Then they saw why. A slowly falling Hiashi was coming right for them! "AHHHH!" He screamed.

"HA!" Came the laugh of Tenten.

"AHHH!"

"HA!"

"AHHH!" Said the still falling Hiashi.

"Ha!"

"AHHH!" Hiashi turned into a falling fireball.

"..ha!"

"AHHH!" He was still falling.

"...ha?"

"AHHH!"

"OH JUST FALL ALREADY!"

BOOM!

Everyone's eyes widened.

...oh shit...

Another cliffie!

Don't kill me! -hides-

If I had some spelling mistakes, sorry! It's 10:30 right now and I'm tired!

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino