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Okay! LET'S CONTINUE!

When Hiashi Wants Grandkids...

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 5: In Which a Baby Suit Is Needed.

Recap:

Everyone's eyes widened.

...oh shit...

End of Recap

:X:

Neji stood glued to the spot. This could NOT be happening. Why must fate NEVER be on his side?

Hiashi transformed into a log.

Tenten went closer to investigate. She picked the log up and stood it up. Her eyes drifted to a note that was on it. She hesitantly reached for it, hoping that Hiashi didn't do anything to it. Everyone went over to Tenten. She read the note outloud.

"Hello NEJI and TENTEN. This is Hiashi speakin-err..writing...saying that if you do not have a baby SOON, something bad will happen to your PRECIOUS VILLAGE! Oh, AND I am currently running around, forcing people to have babies! I am so evil I can't even contain myself! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

The future grandfather of your children,

Hiashi."

Neji and Tenten sighed in unison. Great. Just GREAT. Not only are they forced to be married, now if they don't have some kids, the whole village will suffer! THEY were the only ones who could save the village! Yup, no pressure...

"So how are we going to stop Hiashi?" Lee asked as he finished reading the note. There was a moment where Neji and Tenten where glaring at him. Lee sighed. "Would you rather make love or save the village?" Everyone except Lee cringed. When he said make love, it didn't sound right at all... "Well?" He urged.

Neji sighed in defeat. "We have no choice. We have to stop Hiashi."

"Oh! Can I help?!" Hanabi asked, running into the room and right Neji to Neji. Everyone turned to her. "What?" She looked at her feet. "I always wanted to save the village from a my crazy ass dad and his grandchild obsession..."

Neji put a hand on her head. "Hanabi, sometimes you have the weirdest dreams." He sighed.

Suddenly, Tenten had an evil glint in her eye, which didn't go unnoticed by Neji. "What?" He asked. She turned to Neji with an evil smile. "WHAT?" He repeated, getting freaked out. Hanabi looked freaked out because, since she was right next to Neji, it looked like Tenten was smiling evily at her.

"He said that we either had to have a kid or save the village, right?" She asked, still bearing an evil smile. Neji nodded, but when he saw her whip out a pair of handcuffs, he immediatly regreted it.

"What are those for?" He asked, backing into the wall as Tenten walked right towards him, Hanabi next to him.

Tenten pounced!

:X:

"What are you doing to me?!"

"Sorry. This is for our own good!"

"But wh-OW! THAT HURT!"

"Sorry! That thing can be very sharp!"

"I can't believe you Tenten! Who can you do this to me?! AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!"

"Would you rather dress up like this or die at the hands of your crazy ass father?"

"...you win."

"Great! Done!"

Hanabi stood up and walked to the mirror. Her eyes widened. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!" She roared. She was dressed in a huge diaper, a little t-shirt and was wearing a bid and bonnet set.

"Oh come on Hanabi! It's not that bad!" Tenten said, walking over to her and placing a hand on her head. "Actually, it could be the next spring fashion!"

"Shut it Tenten."

"No."

"Yes."

"No, no pupils."

"Yes, no clan."

"No, my-dad-hasn't-gotten-control-of-his-assiness."

"Touche."

"Anyway, get into this stroller and pretend to be a baby. Maybe Hiashi will leave us alone after he sees you!" She pointed to a stroller in the corner. "Once you are in there, enter baby mode!"

"No.way.in.HE-"

"DADDY AND HIS ASSINESS!" Tenten sang.

Hanabi grumbled. "Fine." As she was making her way to the stroller, she was cursing under her breathe. Some words the were audiable were 'bitch', 'shun' and 'f you daddy!'. Tenten happily pushed the stroller into the kitchen, where everyone was waiting. Seeing Hanabi, everyone couldn't help, but burst out laughing. Neji did not laugh. Wait...nevermind. He fell behind the table from lack of air.

Gai walked in, yawning. "So what did I-" He started, but when he opened his eyes to see Hanabi, he stopped. He put a hand out in front of him. "I don't even want to know." He said, walking back to where he was to get some more sleep. Tenten sighed and opened the front door.

"F YOU ALL!" Hanabi yelled as she and Tenten left the house. Neji, regaining himself, followed.

He was the supposed father wasn't he?

:X:

Currently, Hiashi had tied Sasuke and Sakura together, trying to get them to...YOU KNOW... "DO SOMETHING!" Hiashi roared. "ANYTHING!"

Sasuke and Sakura stared at him like he was crazy. "What do you want from us anyway?" Sakura asked, speaking up for both of them.

Hiashi smiled. "Grandkidsssss..." He whispered, holding the s out. Great. NOW he sounds like Orochimaru. "I would LOVE some grandkidssss..."

"BUT WE ARE EVEN RELATED!" Hiashi, Sasuke and Sakura turned to see the other tied up victums, Shikamaru and Temari. "WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS VILLAGE?!" Temari continued to rant.

"Because. Your babies will be beautifullllll..."

"Okay. The holding out the last letter thing is really freaking me out."

"Oh HIAAAASSSSHHHI!" Came a call. Hiashi turned his head to see Tenten and Neji with a stroller. His heart soared. "Ummm...why are you guys here?" Tenten asked, seeing Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru and Temari.

"He said he want's grandkids so he's using us." Sasuke answered. Tenten opened her mouth. "I don't get it either."

"Ahhh...were is the little darling?" Hiashi asked as he walked over to the stroller. At least he didn't hold out the g... Tenten lowered her head to show that the 'baby' was down there. Hiashi kneeled down right infront of the 'baby;. "Hello-erm..." Hiashi looked up. "Name?" He whispered.

Neji and Tenten jumped. The name! THEY FORGOT THE NAME! "Ummm...wrm..." Tenten said. "Errrrmmm...AVACADO!" She yelled, then swated a hand over her mouth. AVACADO? WHAT THE HELL?!

Hiashi smiled and looked back down at the baby. "Hello Avacado!" He said in a sweet voice. "I'm Hiashi, your grandfather. Can you say Hiashi?"

It took everything to keep Hanabi from laughing. She opened her mouth and said. "Iiiiiii..."

"No, no! HIASHI!"

"Hhhhhh..."

"No! HIASHI!"

"Aaaaaa..." Currently, everyone around Hiashi and Hanabi were biting there tongues, trying to hold in their laughter.

"No. HIASHI!"

"Ssssss..."

"NO. HIASHI!"

"Asasasasasa..."

"NO. HIASHI!"

"Hshshshshs.."

"SAY HIASHI YOU DUMB BABY!" Hiashi yelled.

"...NO."

"What?" Hiashi's eyes widen as he stared at the baby. Hanabi clamped a hand over her mouth.

Uh-oh.

What will happen? What will be Hanabi's fate?

WHY DID TENTEN SAY AVACADO?

...wait..I can't answer the last one. Ha ha!

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino