Hello all! I decided I'm going to try to update this story as fast as possible!
Disclaimer: Me owning Naruto is like NejiInari...HOW did that happen?!
Okay! LET'S CONTINUE!
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids...
By Chibi Shino
Chapter 6: Excuse me?
Everyone stared wide-eyed at Hanabi/Avacado. Hiashi started to glared at her. "Did that baby just say NO?" He asked dangerously. He might be catching on... Tenten gulped. She needed to think of an excuse and FAST. Neji gulped as Hiashi turned to him. "What IS this Neji?" Hiashi asked as he cracked his kunckles.
Oh shit.
Neji turned to Tenten with pleading eyes as if to say 'SAVE ME NOW, DAMMIT!'. Tenten stood there thinking as Hiashi made his way towards Neji. "Hurry up Tenten..." He said through clenched teeth. Hiashi rasied his fist.
Suddenly Tenten yelled, "YAY! Avacado's first word!" She ran over to 'Avacado' and hugged her. "Mommy's so proud of you! Say it again!" Tenten actually sounded like a suprised mother. Hiashi swooned and walked over to the carriage. Neji sighed. THAT was a close one...
"No!" Hanabi exclaimed. Everyone clapped. "NO!" She yelled. Everyone clapped once more. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hanabi wailed.
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"Wow. Hiashi must be stupid or something..." Shikamaru sighed as he flipped through a book.
Temari turned to him. "How? And where did you get that book?" She asked.
"Babies are born nine months after the mother is announced pregnant." Shika stated. "AND you don't want to know." He added. Temari shivered after he said that. "So how are we getting out of this mess?" He asked.
"YOU SHOULD KNOW!" Shikamaru and Temari turned to an angry, squrming Sakura. "YOU'RE THE GENIUS AFTER ALL!" She added as she stopped squrming. "Damn rope..." Suddenly she had a thought. "Wait. We're ninja. How can we NOT get out of this?"
Everyone around her pondered. That was actually a very good question.
One second later, they all started to charge to Hiashi.
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"Avacado! WILL YOU NOW SAY HIASHI?" Hiashi asked in his little annoying high-pitched voice.
"NO!" Hanabi smugly replied.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-OOF!" Hiashi went down with a thump and Sasuke tackled him and started to beat him with a kunai.
"YEAH! GIVE IT TO HIM GOOD SASUKE!" Temari yelled. Everyone turned to her. "Ohhhhh...WOOPSIES!"
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Hiashi roared as Sasuke continued to whack him with a kunai.
"...Sasuke. Just cudori him." Sakura said. Sasuke stood up and used lightning blade.
Sasuke charged at Hiashi, who was being held by Shikamaru's shadow. Right before the blade hit, Shikamaru deactivated the jutsu in time. Hiashi jumped away in the nick of time! Sasuke growled and stabbed him.
Tenten's eyes widened. "HEY! DON'T KILL HIM! WE JUST FINISHED TRICKING H-" She started.
Hiashi turned to her. "What?"
Tenten popped a hand over her mouth.
Crap.
Eek! It's so short! Sorry!
At least I updated! XD
R&R please!
-Chibi Shino