Ahh! This update is so late! I'm sorry!

Don't kill me! T.T

Wait...if you kill me, you will never find out the end and THEN you'd be SCREWED!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-cough WHEEZE-AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Disclaimer: Me owning Naruto is like TazunaTen... THAT'S CRAZY!

Warning: Sasuke VERY OOC in this chappie.

Yeah...people where telling me how to spell chidori...

Sorry... I know I suck... -sweatdrop-

Okay...LET'S CONTINUE!

When Hiashi Want's Grandkids

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 7: Hiashi's On The Loose!

Recap:

Tenten's eyes widened. "HEY! DON'T KILL HIM! WE JUST FINISHED TRICKING H-" She started.

Hiashi turned to her. "What?"

Tenten popped a hand over her mouth.

Crap.

End of recap.

:X:

"Did you just say you just finished TRICKING ME?" Hiashi asked, dangerously. Everyone remained silent. He walked towards the 'baby'. "And who might you be?" He bent down and ripped of the bonnet. "Hanabi?" Hiashi stared at her blankly. "Is that you?"

"Ummm...no?" She gulped, seeing the evil aura around her father. "I'll be going now." Hanabi hopped out of the carriage, walked over to Neji and Tenten, whispered, "Good luck." and ran away at the speed of light.

Tenten gulped. Neji gulped. Hiashi cracked his knuckles and made his way towards Sasuke and the others.

:X:

"WHAT THE HELL?! LET ME GO!" Temari roared as Hiashi locked her, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Sakura in a chakra-resistant dungeon. "Where did you get this anyway? It's very nice... I would want to get one for myself as well..." She added, admiring.

"Oh. Just go on ebay and search 'chakra dungeon'! They have a wide variety with many different interiors!" Hiashi squealed.

Temari wrote the notes down. " Thank you!" She thanked.

"You're welcome!" Hiashi cheered. "Anyway..." He cleared his troat. "You are to stay here until I have had my revenge and the couple over THERE, " He pointed angerly at Neji and Tenten, who were standing in the open. "HAS BABIES." He concluded. Temari turned to the two with pleading eyes. Neji and Tenten shook their heads in reply. Temari growled. Hiashi smiled wickedly. "Fine thennnnn..." He walked away, leaving the four to suffer.

"Why do you want to make us to the nasty?!" Tenten demanded as Hiashi made his way towards her and Neji.

"Because I want grandkidssssssssss..." Hiashi hissed. "Wait!" He cocked his head to the side. "Weren't you falling for Neji 3 chapters ago?" He asked.

Tenten jumped. Oh yeah...romantic tension... She looked down at her feet. "Oh yes...that..." She popped her head up. "Wait... how did I forget I like Neji?"

Hiashi stared at her. "Know what? I have no idea... That will just get me more love makin'!" He cheered.

"No Hiashi. Never again." Neji stated. Hiashi turned to him and growled. Neji just shook his head and sighed in return. "Idiot..." He added under his breath.

Snap. That got Hiashi. A cage suddenly fell on the two 'lovers'. "MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Hiashi yelled. "I FINALLY have you in my clutches!" He ranted.

"OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!" Tenten cursed.

"Anyway, you stay here and MAKE LOVE as I go torture people, kay?" Hiashi asked happily. Neji and Tenten simply shook their heads. "You never liked Neji did you Tenten?" Tenten nodded her head. Hiashi growled and yelled, "FINE! THE VILLAGE WILL SUFFER THEN!" He poofed away. Neji and Tenten stared blankly at the spot.

Oh...CRAP...

"I hate my life..." BANG! "I hate my life..." BANG! "I hate my life..."

"Sasuke! Stop being emo and help us break out of here!" Yelled an angry Sakura.

Sasuke turned to her. "We will never get out of here." He stated and turned back to hitting his head against the wall. "I hate my life..." BANG! "I hate my life..." BANG!

Temari sighed. "Can the Uchiha ever not be emo?" Insert no here. "Oh well... HEY, EMO KING! GO BE EMO OVER NEAR THIS DOOR WILL YA?"

Sasuke walked over to the door. "I hate my life..." BANG! "I hate my life..." BANG! CRASH! "...huh?" Sasuke looked up at the collapsed door. Sasuke turned towards the dumbfounded group. He struck the good guy pose. "EMONESS PREVAILS!" He cheered.

"No...NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Cried Ino. Hiashi had her tied up next to Kiba and Shino. "...why are those to here?" She pointed to them.

Hiashi smiled. "THREESOME!" He cheered. Ino stared at him like he was crazy, Kiba gasped and Shino threw up in a bag.

"Ugh... LET.US.OUT!" Tenten shook the bars. "Damn you Hiashi!" She shouted to the sky. "DAMN YOU!"

Neji sighed. "Tenten. It's no use." It's true. They tried everything. They used a kunai, ninja stars, juken, rotation, a fish, a medieval flail, a balloon, an erasier... Hey! Tenten, have you been reading that book again?

"Hee hee..." Tenten giggled, tucking the book into her pocket. "Anyway," She continued. "How should we get out of here?"

Right after she said that, a shout came from above. "DO NOT WORRY MY DEAR! CAPITAN EMO FIRE LEAF IS HERE!"

Tenten gasped. "It's a bird! IT'S A PLANE!"

Neji cut her off. "It's an OOC idiot wearing a cheap ass costume from halloween last year." He stated.

Sasuke pouted. "RUIN MY MOMENT WHY DON'T YOU?!"

Tenten stared at the emo boy curiously. "AH HA! FOUND YOU!" She turned to see Sakura running toward them, Shikamaru and Temari following close behind. "Hi...Tenten..." She panted as she stopped in front of her. "Apparently Sasuke hit his head one too many times on the wall..."

"MEANIE!" Was the reply. Sasuke jumped out of the tree and... DAMN! Neji was right! Sasuke was wearing an old batman costume from halloween YEARS ago! "And it's CAPITAN EMO FIRE LEAF too YOU missy!" He added.

"...one too many times? I think you mean 20." Tenten corrected.

Sasuke charged at the cage. "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled, karate chopping the bars off. He smirked with pride. "There! YOU'RE FREEEEEEE!" He skipped toward the village.

Neji and Tenten stared at him like he was a psychopath. "What in the name off...?" Was the only thing that came out of Neji's mouth.

"AH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Ino wailed as Hiashi started to whip them.

"Do something! I COMMANDITH THEE!" He roared.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Hiashi gasped and look behind him. He chuckled. "Some guy in a cheap old batman halloween costume is going to beat me?"

Sasuke stomped on them ground. "NO!" He complained like a little kid. "I am CAPITAN EMO FIRE LEAF! I will DEFEAT YOU!" He punched the air. "COME ON SPARKLES!"

"Sparkles?" Hiashi questioned.

Right after he said that, Sasuke's hair flipped off his head and a head, two wings and popped out off it. It was a chicken! "BAGAAAAAAAAG!" It screamed as it went into it's karate stance.

"YES!" Sasuke cheered. He went into the same stance as Sparkles. "CAPITAN EMO FIRE LEAF and SPARKLES vs. HIASHI!" He yelled.

Hoo boy...

Yeah...how I thought off this...? Even I don't know...XD

The Tenten and the book joke was from my one-shot, How To Remove A Curse Mark!

You should check it out if you haven't!

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino