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When Hiashi Wants Grandkids
By Chibi Shino
Chapter 8: Call The Fashion Police!
Recap:
Right after he said that, Sasuke's hair flipped off his head and a head, two wings and popped out off it. It was a chicken! "BAGAAAAAAAAG!" It screamed as it went into it's karate stance.
"YES!" Sasuke cheered. He went into the same stance as Sparkles. "CAPITAN EMO FIRE LEAF and SPARKLES vs. HIASHI!" He yelled.
Hoo boy...
End of Recap.
:X:
Hiashi just stared at the scene before him. A crack job of a boy stood in front of him, ready to fight... in tights. Hiashi scoffed. This was not going to be a challenge at all! He thought for a moment that he might have trouble that it was 2-on-1, but then put that worry away because it was the Hyuga head against a boy in tights... and a chicken.
There's not that much competition now is there?
Hiashi scoffed once more. Sasuke growled. "ENOUGH SCOFFING!" He yelled. "Me and sparkles will take you down in a flash!"
Hiashi took mild offence to this comment, then brushed it off. "You think you can win?" He asked in disbelief. Sasuke nodded. Hiashi laughed. "This is a joke. This FIGHT is a joke! You'll never win!" A vain popped on Sasuke's forehead.
Strike one...
"I mean," Hiashi continued to rant. "Who fights in tights?" He laughed.
Strike two…
"Come on! I need a real challenge! You're going to loose, boy!" He taunted. "You are a loser. All you will be is a loser. There might be a case where you are not a loser, but over all you are a loser.
Strike three. Hiashi's OUT!
Sakura and Naruto gulped.They knew what that look on Sasuke's face meant. The expression was a mixture of a glare and constipation. Basically, Sasuke was pissed. The OOCness didn't help to much either. Sparkles went, "Bagag?" When he saw his masters face.
Sasuke finally snapped. "Who the HELL do you think you are?!" He demanded, getting out of his karate pose and flailing his arms like a madman. Hiashi just stared as the boy started to run around in circles, still flailing his arms. "I'm here trying to defeat you and you pick on my tights?!" He continued to rant. "I'm here to DEFEAT YOU, not to talk about fashion!" Sparkles clucked in agreement before slapping Hiashi across the face with his tail. "YEAH! THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO MESS WITH US SPARKLES!" He face Sparkles a high five... high wing...? High... whatever. Either way, he congradulated a CHICKEN.
Hiashi rubbed the side off his face, growling at the pain. "Well you have to agree." He wiped his face. His face cringed in disgust as he spit out a few feathers. After a minute of wiping of his tougue with soap, Hiashi continued. "The tights don't match with the shirt and you are wearing a LIOTARD. Someone call the fashion police!" He threw his hands in the air. Sasuke blinked. Was it really that bad? "And don't get me even STARTED with your shoes!"
Sasuke looked down at his feet, then looked back up. "These are my ninja shoes..." He said innocently.
"With tights?" Hiashi crossed his arms and sighed. "Boy, you need fashion help." He put on hand on his hip and the other one in the air. "I WILL TAKE YOU AND MAKE YOU FABULOUS!" He exclaimed. Sasuke looked at him like he was crazy. Hiashi was the fabulous one. Fabulously gay. Hiashi sighed, grabbed Sasuke and dragged him to the door. "Come boy. Were're going clothes shopping." He stated before the opened door. Sasuke mouthed a 'Save me!' to his friends before the door slammed shut.
Neji and Tenten slapped their foreheads. Why did this always happen to THEM?!
Yeah... quick chappie... but funny!
...right?
R&R please!
-Chibi Shino