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...I really have to get back to the plot...XD

This is going to be the last filler chappie before Hiashi goes back to his orginal plan!

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When Hiashi Wants Grandkids

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 9: Not Again!

How did it come do this?

That's what Neji asked himself as they walked through Konoha looking for an OOC Sasuke and a fabulous Hiashi. Wasn't he just trying to force him to have grandkids with Tenten? But now...now he's helping Sasuke find the best outfit. Neji shrugged. Oh well. Whatever help's him forget about his other plan. "Neji!" Neji suddenly popped back into focus when a pair of snapping fingers woke him up from his daydream. "Come on!" He recognized the voice as Tenten's.

"Where are we going, anyway?" Neji asked.

Tenten turned to him and looked at him like he was crazy. "The Clothing store, duh!"

"Ah." Neji decided to leave it at that. They walked into a very chic looking store. Bright colors were everywhere. "Ugh." Neji couldn't help but groan. Suddenly, he pointed to his left. "There they are."

The group (Neji, Tenten and Sakura) turned their heads to see Hiashi holding a frilly pink shirt. "See, Sasuke? This is what fashion is." Hiashi is obviously blind of good fashion. "And...ah ha!" He picked up a pair of tight leather pants. "This will look great with this!" He threw the clothes to Sasuke, who became sane the moment the horrid clothes hit his body. "THIS will complete the outfit!" Hiashi turned around and showed Sasuke the medallion he was holding. It said 'The Special Sauce'.

Okay enough of this.

"Okay. Hiashi." Sasuke dropped all the clothes that he was holding, causing Hiashi to gasp in complete suprise.

"What are you doing?!" Hiashi demanded, but seeing the look on Sasuke face, realised he was back.

Back, and more pissed than ever.

Hiashi laughed, "So...Saucy's back, or should I say Captain Emo Fire Leaf?" Sasuke didn't remember what happened previously, so he was shocked.

How did he know about his secret identity?!

"Hiashi..." Sasuke growled dangrously. Hiashi gulped. Uh-oh. "Do those shoes come in my size?"

Hiashi blinked. WHAT? "Yes...yes they do!" Hiashi exclaimed, pointing to the shoe rack to his left. "They are Sketchers, model #454545, brown and whatever your shoe size is!" He squealed. Tenten brust out laughing at the doorway because of this. Uchiha?! Buying shoes?! COME ON OUT, ASHTON!

"Tenten." Neji calmed Tenten down. "We are here to get Sasuke back, not to laugh at hi-" Neji couldn't finish when he saw Sasuke wearing a dress.

"Sasuke, STAND STILL!" Hiashi commanded as he stuck another needle into the hideous thing.

"...never mind. Continue for both of us." Neji allowed. Tenten fell to the floor with all the laughter she was letting out. It was a wonder the two 'men' couldn't hear her... Neji turned to Sakura, who was also on the floor laughing. "Sakura." Sakura stopped laughing and wiped a tear, showing she was listening. "Can you go save Sasuke?" Sakura nodded and kicked a moveable rack in Hiashi's direction.

"...and then I'll put the needle right-OOF!" Hiashi was run over by the rack, allowing Sasuke to get free.

Sakura quickly grabbed Sasuke and put him underher arm. "RUN!" She yelled to Neji and Tenten. They were long gone anyway.

"Sakura..." Sasuke growled dangerously.

"Hm?" She asked sweetly.

"PUT.ME.DOWN."

"No can do, emo boy." She said simply. "We have to hide you somewhere or Hiashi's going to get you again, Captain Emo Fire Leaf." Sakura teased. Sasuke blushed in embarressment. She knew his secret too?! When they finally made it to the Uchiha compount, Sakura tied Sasuke up to his bed. "...there!" She let out a satisfied cheer. "Now Hiashi can't get you! That's a double trple mutiple monkey knot!" She explained, pointing a finger in the air. "All Kunochi's have to know who to tie one!"

"You just made this up, didn't you?" Sasuke questioned smarly.

"...yeah..." Sakura admitted. "BUT!" She pointed at him. "Now Hiashi can't get you!"

"Yeah, but you can get me out, right?" Sasuke asked. Sakura laughed nervously and backed up towards the door. "...right?" He asked again, hpoing to god the answer wasn't no.

Sakura left in one second flat.

"Okay, so Hiashi was crushed by a shopping rack and he's probably still there, right?" Neji nodded at Tenten's evaluation. "That means he was probably hit in the head pretty hard, right?" Neji nodded again. "That means he might be back to normal! He might forget about his orginal plan! ...although we'll still be married..."

"What about divorce?" Neji suggested.

Tenten shook her head. "No. He'll probably has how we got married in the first place. Then we would have to tell him the whole story!"

"We could alway's say 'Vegas!'."

"Neji. NO." Tenten smacked him on the head. "Now we can finally go back to the way we were before...just married."

"Oh don't think I'm going to give up that easy..." Neji and Tenten whipped around to see Hiashi standing over them, swinging a lasso over his head.

"Neji! How could you not feel his presesce?!" Tenten whispered quickly.

"How couldn't you?" Neji asked smarty. "Afterall, you're a ninja too."

"YOU'RE THE PRODIGY!"

In a quick movement, Hiashi a\had tied them together and they were in the same mess they had been at the begining.

I think that's the longest chapter to date!

nOOb W00t!

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino