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When Hiashi Wants Grandkids

By Your Pet Peeve

Chapter 10: Free as the-...drunk?

"I hate you..."

"..."

"I hate you."

"..."

"I hate you!"

"..."

"I HATE-"

"SHUT UP, TENTEN."

"Bite me..." The girl murmured, squirming at the rope that had her hands together. "If YOU weren't late, this wouldn't have happened!"

Neji growled. "If YOU weren't so obnoxiously annoying, then you never would have barged in and got us in this situation!"

"If YOU didn't come LATE all the time, then I would have no reason to scold you!"

"If I hadn't barged in, then you would of had to marry HINATA!" Tenten smirked. Neji twitched. "HA."

"ENOUGH ARGUING, YOU FOOLS." Hiashi silenced them with a smack of the head.

Tenten looked at him with horror. "Did you just-"

SMACK.

"...seriously? WHAT'S YOUR-"

SMACK.

"STOP TH-"

SMACK.

"I'LL FREAKING-"

SMACK. "SILENCE." Hiashi roared. "I KILL YOU." Tenten shut up. "Now that that OBSTACLE has been cleared, we can get down to business." Hiashi set up a video camera and stared at the two confused teenagers. "And... ACTION." He clicked the button.

"Hiashi... What the hell?" Neji stared at him like he was crazy.

Hiashi smiled. "SEX TAPE!"

"Hell no... Oh HELL no." Tenten somehow got to her feet and ran away.

The crazy man followed her, leaving Neji all by himself. He sighed. "Finally." He used rotation and escaped. He ran in the other direction.

Hiashi couldn't get them both.

"And then... And then... AND THEN HE... Then he hit me. ME. We aren't even... CONNECTED... By... Relation and stuff... And I'm a... Not... Balls... GIRL! How low... LOW... low... is that?" Tenten took another swig of sake and burped.

"That is-hic-LOW AS-hic-hell." Tsunade responded.

"AND HELL IS PRETTY FREAKIN' LOW..." They high fived for a moment before passing out.

"Where is that panda haired daughter-in-law of mine?" Hiashi steamed, stopping through the village. Everyone moved out of the way. He was like a god... A pissed off god that no one prayed to because they didn't know what would happen to them if they did... "They WILL have babies... THEY WILLLLLLLLLL..." He vowed, twitching in impatience.

Neji walked through the village, relaxing finally. It's was a pretty hectic day... Out of the corner of his eye, he saw something coming for him. Assuming the worst, he slapped at hit. He was horrified to see it was Tenten. ...an extremely intoxicated Tenten. "Wha-what-WHAT THE- ...hell... DUDE... With hair... And... hair..." Tenten yelled drunkenly. "First the crazy guy who wants grandkids and now... NOW... NOW-! ...YOU? What are you doing here?" Neji just stared, slightly amused at his teammates current state. "...YOU HIT ME!" She yelled. She rubbed her cheek. "How... freakin'... Rude... AS HELL... And yeah... Hell is freakin'...- Freakin'... NEJI?"

"Yes, Tenten?"

"Why... Where...? I like... FAKE... Things..."

Neji blinked.

What the...?

"Like... They look real... But... LIKE THIS PANCAKE." She picked up a circular rock. "It's very... Real... Like... And stuff."

Tenten may have been drunk... As hell... And come on. Hell is pretty drunk, but it gave Neji one hell of an idea.

CLIFFIE!

So... What's the crazy idea?

Find out next chapter! :D

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