The Tea Party from Hell/Party Crasher 0

by Zaru

Yamato groaned, trapped within chains as she opened her eyes. "What... the..." The room was dark all around her... "Where am I..."

Then she remembered. They were attacked while resting on an island. She remembered being choked out with... something sugary. And bashed against with something sticky...

She struggled in her chains, writhing as she realized she was chained to the ground in a fancy chair. And panic began to go through the white haired Oni. Where was she?!

-x-

An island filled with spices

"Rally the defenses! Come on!" Yelled the people as they ran for the shelters.

"I heard a tea party is going to happen? Is that true?" Asked a child.

"Don't be stupid!" Her mother chided as she hung onto her.

"Hold the line! We need to give them time for the shelters? This spice is our major export! We lose it! We lose our chance for money for the Tribute!"

"Where the hell is the Marines?!"

The knights got in line, shields raised as they stood their ground... ready to defend against this trespasser.

A tall ghost-like woman in a light blue dress, and a wide hat. A sword at her hip, and a cigarette on her lips as she approached like a phantom, her hand going to her katana, and unsheathing it.

-x-

An island filled with flour

"Barricade the entrance! Don't let anyone in!" The chefs, armed with guns got into defensive firing positions behind corridors and barricades.

"God Damn you Big Mom?! Why now?!" They cursed as they aimed at the barricaded steel door... only for it to be broken down in a fiery explosion.

With a massive man, glowing red marching through, his head oblongly shaped.

And they all fired their guns at the muscular red-haired man, as he seemed to alight with flames and charged.

-x-

An island with some sugar

Screams rattled from everyone on the fertile island with giant sugar canes. Men and women falling left and right as they were stabbed and sliced to ribbons.

A figure with rabbit ears rode on a crane, twirling his naginata as his eyes glowed a menacing blue as he charged for every defender. Every one who was in his path, was guilty for defying an Emperor.

He sliced down a woman, cutting her from waist to shoulder and his steed, a crane, gored her in the stomach with its beak and let her slouch against the wall.

"Why... not even a notice... Why is this... happening?!" She wept, tears on her face as the cacophany of death-howls all around her, and would soon envelop the island. "All this death... for a fucking... tea...part...ty..."

-x-

Yamato then realized that... she wasn't alone, seeing shapes in the darkness, writhing all around her.

And she saw it, the features all around her alight as the eyes turned towards her. Flower and tree-shaped demons gazing towards her, then a massive sun and thundercloud, eyes red and grins evident on their features and Yamato looked up, and her heart sank at... the dancing massive fat figure before her.

The room was illuminated, blinding her with a rainbow as... everyone and began to dance and hop. And the music began to play.

"Haahahahaa!" Yelled the massive, obese, and terrifying rival to her father, with pink hair and a matching dress and Commodore's cap. Charlotte Linlin. The Emperor Big Mom. "Maamamamama!"

"How many days left!? Until the tea party!?" Big Mom asked, or rather... sung.

"Only two days Mama~" Sung singers, their features hidden behind glasses as Yamato tried to protect, but she had a gag on.

"I'm a! Flower~!" The... cute looking Flowers from before sang. "I'm a! Flower!"

"Is that so~?" Big Mom oiled, and turned and pointed down at Yamato. "How about our guest of honor~?" She leered with a grin.

"Treated like a princess, Mama~!"

"I am! Furniture!" The living Furniture began to dance and sing about next! "I am! Furniture!" With creatures, dancing bears and clowns all... festive and jolly around her.

"A gathering is near~" The entire room sang. "Of one we've never seen~!"

"The Demon Princess~" The female singers sang.

"The Dragon Thief~" The male ones added.

"The tea~?" Big Mom asked the trees.

"Flavorful!"

"The Cookies?" She asked the flowers.

"Super sweet!"

"For the ingredients must be exquisite, so rob them all DEAAAAAAAD~!" The giant witch punched her fist in the air, everyone singing with her as the miniature sun and thundercloud spun around Yamato, grinning happily.

She was anything but, nervous as worried as far ahead... she saw a massive man sitting along a windowsill, and she recognized him.

The one who defeated her and Izuku, and he was flipping a jellybean, his maroon eyes glaring back at her with his mouth hidden behind a fur-scarf.

"The spices!" They all called out. And Yamato saw several Transponder Snails on the tea-plate before her.

"Acquired." Replied it, the snail smoking a cigarrete and looking as deadpan as possible.

"The Flour!"

"Acquired." Another, more masculine and tall with facial hair added.

"And the sugar!" A snail with rabbit ears and piercing blue eyes glared.

"Acquired."

"It will be so tasty!" Yelled the chefs from the side as Yamato's eyes turned, unable to take her eyes off the Emperor dancing before her.

"Let us indulge in treeeeats~" Big Mom sang, licking her lips. "A Fantasy it will be, to tell~"

"For this is the Tea Party from HEEEEELL~!" they all sang in glee, all fo the cutesy looking figures all glaring and grinning demonically at Yamato.

"Is that blood or strawberry jaaaam~!" Big Mom sung, dancing with her wide arms raised. "Honestly I don't give a daaaam~!"

"For now I have the next race to come~!" She grinned, gripping her fist. "To my harmonious home!"

"And a power that can be passed down to their offspring~!" She added. "For no man will not negelect, when the life of his dear friend could be deaaad~!"

"For you will have no choice~" The singers leered at Yamato as she struggled in her chains to escape, but the Seastone was too much. Too tight, even as they bound her down. And she began to dread... she was defeated, Izuku sent flying...

It was a trap.

"For this is the Dreamland of Fantasy, Harmony, Peace and Inclusivityyyyyyyy~!" Yelled and sang the living trees, flowers, furniture, and... everything as Big Mom twirled. Even the HILLS AND RAINBOW WERE ALIVE.

"TOTLAND!" And everyone swayed and bounced to the beat, and the music reached its pitch... and the room turned dark once more.

"Hmmm~? Is he on the way~? I can hard~ly wait~." Big Mom grinned, her wild brown eyes in shadow as she sat down across from Yamato with a quake. Out of Yamato's eye, she saw the maroon haired man who defeated them rise up, and leave.

"Yes, he-is-here, it's-true." and Yamato's heart sank.

No...

'Leave me... don't come for me... please!' Yamato's eyes became wet with tears, and it only made Big Mom's grin reach from ear to ear.

"Haahahahahaha~" And Yamato saw the demonic witch grin down evily at her. "You're. Mine. De. Ku!"