Heroes of the New World - Omake Anthology

by Zaru

This is a collection of Omakes and Tales written and told by me and my fans. This is Non-Canon to the main story Heroes of the New World, but we hope you enjoy it regardless. Heartfelt. Funny. Tragic. And Dramatic. Come see the alternate tales of Izuku and Yamato's Adventures.

59. Katakuri has standards

Katakuri has standards

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by Monshroud

YAMATO: Wait, do you want IZUKU to marry one of your children, or do you want ME to marry one of your children?

BIG MOM: BOTH!

YAMATO: Oh... And dare I ask who I'm supposed to-?

BIG MOM: MAMAMAMA! The daughter of my strongest rival? Why it's only fitting that you marry my strongest son!

(Katakuri spits out his tea in shock, covers his mouth quickly, and turns to his mother aghast)

KATAKURI: MAMA?!

BIG MOM: You've been single for FAR too long. You're over forty, so it's time to settle down, got it?!

KATAKURI: B-but she's almost half my age!

YAMATO: (thinking) Nice to see someonehas someprinciples around here...

KATAKURI: And she's so SMALL!

YAMATO: THE F #$ DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BEANPOLE?!