Sam: Why do you feel the NEED to force me to come here? WHY!

Me: Two reasons, 1. I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE! and 2. Maybe...just maybe you will start to like Zim and Johnny.

Sam: Whatever, you just keep on thinking that.

Me:...

Sam: Yes, that's right NOTHING FROM YOU!

Me: *shoves Sam into a closet* Remember I'm older than you so you must be nice... and obey me...OBEY ME!

Sam: Your only older than me by 3 MONTHS!

Me: Yes, and what a wonderful 3 months it was...

Sam: ! Yeah and... wait what are you trying to say?

Me: Wow look at the time I have to do the disclaimer,

Disclaimer: I don't own anything (duh, nobody on this site owns anything!)

Oh, and a big thanks to Micah the Homicidal Maniac and Bladion13 for giving me my first reviews! Ash will also be in Micah the Homicidal Maniac's story "Feild Trip"...so read it!

Chapter 2

OK! I Get It! Your Not God!

Today is Friday...another horrible day at school.

"Hi, so I was wondering...", a random boy started to say to me.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO JUMP OF A CLIFF! Oh and...MAKE SURE TO COME BACK DEAD!", I screamed.

Every day it's the same thing with these boys, they can't just take a hint, so I make sure to remind them REALLY loudly. It's not like I'm not ready to have a boyfriend...it's just the boys in this school are...well...douche bags. Yep the truth hurts.

"Um, I, a, well", the boy stammered then ran of.

Hmmm, maybe I was to hard on this one... *RING*that was the 5 minuet bell I had only 5 minuets to get to my locker and to class! Ughh that loser is going to make me late! I quickly opened up my locker, grabbed my stuff, and ran to class, just as the late bell rung.

"OK class, take out you textbooks and turn to page...", the teacher said.

AFTER SCHOOL

As I was walking out of the school doors I heard a strange noise. I must be hearing things. But then I heard it again. What the...? As I made my way to the weird noise, that same boy that bugged me in the morning came up to me again, except this time, with friends. The poor boy looked terrified.

"Um...hi, again.", he squeaked, then a tuff looking boy behind him gave him a nudge and snickered , "would you like to go out with me?" The boy flinched, waiting for my reaction, I was going to scare the life out of this kid again when I noticed that his friends were also waiting there, just waiting to see what I would do. Oh I see, this is a game to them, let the pretty girl scare the life out of there "friend" while they sit and laugh. I calmly walked up to the tuff looking boy.

"Yeah, what do you want?", he said.

"This.", I replied, then I kicked him were no guy should be kicked. I proudly walked away, forgetting about that strange noise.

As I reached my house, I unlocked the door. I quietly walked inside, checking around to see if my mom was home...she wasn't. I quickly ran up to my room and locked the door. My eyes flashed red as I turned around, and screamed. There, floating in the middle of my room was...a ball of light. I walked up to it, and reached my hand out.

"Don't. Touch. Me. You have no idea were I could have been...", it said.

"...Are you...GOD!", I asked.

" NO! NO I AM NOT GOD! EVERY TIME I DECIDE TO GRANT SOMEONE A GIFT THEY THINK I AM GOD! WELL I'M NOT, OK? I'M JUST NOT!", it screamed.

"...Uh...Well...whats...your name...?", I asked.

"Well I don't really have a name, they never gave me one.", it said, "but you can call me Magic Awesome Ball Of Light, or M.A.B.O.L for short."

"OK...Mabol...who's they?", I questioned.

"THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT. What is important is the gift I'm going to give you, so shut up and listen.", Mabol commanded.

Yep, this guy is sure not God...

"I was looking over my profiles when I happened to stumble across your name, your records are very impressive, it says that you have powers of some sort...yes very nice...and you also suffer from parental abuse, so I thought to myself...why not give something to this young lady, AND I DID.", Mabol said.

"So...what is it?" I asked

"Well, like I said before, I was looking over your records and I saw that you liked the television show...Invader Zim and the comic Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, yeah I like JtHM too, HE IS AWESOME! So how would you like it if I offered you a job...because well, This gift comes with a price, I will send you to the IZ and JtHM universe if you promise to help Zim.", Mabol said.

"That's amazing! But what should I help Zim with...taking over the world?", I replied

"Naw, that would be awkward, trying to take over your own planet... um lets see...", Mabol said

"You didn't think it though?", I wondered

"WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!", Mabol shouted," Well...have you ever heard about the Invader Zim finally? Yeah, I think it's called Invader Dib...or whatever...ANYWAY, in it, Invader Tenn is suppose to be captured, and a war brakes out. The Tallest are suppose to be revealed as phonies for wearing extended arms and legs, to make themselves look taller...and Dib might take over...or those were the ideas. Are you following along?

I nodded my head, I already knew this, what was this...ball of light...thing...getting to?

"OK then, you have to make sure that none of that happens. So basically, the Tallest will stay the Tallest, Dib will stay a...somewhat normal boy, Zim will still try to take over the world, and those cute little bunnies will hop around like bunnies should...", Mabol explained

What's up with the bunnies...?

"That's kinda understandable...I guess. What does this have to do with Johnny?", I questioned

"Nothing really, I guess you can just hang out with him...help him paint the blood wall, GET DEVI TO FORGIVE HIM ALREADY.", Mabol answered

"Um, what period of time am I going to be in? Like when Johnny meets Squee? Or when Tak comes to kill Zim? Or...", I tryed to finish

"How about you be quiet so I can think...YES I"VE GOT IT! When Zim first lands on Earth, oh and Johnny...well his adventures will be done by then...so...yeah...", Mabol said

"NO! I want to meet the D-Boys...and...see him die...and...FALL IN LOVE WITH DEVI, later to be unconscious...but...", I protested

"Don't be pickey! Now pack your things so I can get this over with.", Mabol said

After I finished packing my stuff I looked around my room. It was basically empty, I took everything except the bed, dresser, and the four walls. I was about to grab my cell phone when Mabol stopped me.

"You wont be needing that, here's phone watch, now you will be able to communicate with people in the Zim...and Johnny universe.", Mabol said

"So how exactly do I get there?", I asked

"Like this",...

Suddenly, everything blacked out. When I finally woke up, I found myself standing in front of Zim's base, lights were flashing, horns were honking, and people were staring. Zim has made a beautiful entrance...not. I walked up to Zim's door, dragging all of my stuff, and knocked. Suddenly I heard a "WHO DARES TO BOTHER THE ALMIGHTY ZIM?" The door opened, with a green "boy" standing there, looking pissed. Before Zim could say anything I dragged all of my stuff inside and stood in the middle of...what was suppose to be the living room.

"Hey! Get out of my normal boy home!", Zim shouted

"Um...no. Listen, I am from a different universe and...", I started to say.

"Like from a different planet? Strange, you look human. COMPUTER, scan the female.", commanded Zim.

"NO, I SAID UNIVERSE NOT PLANET. I'm from another...universal version...yeah those are the words...of Earth.", I said, "I, um, I was sent here to prevent something from happening OK? So basically, I know your future, up to a certain point, and I also know your past. And I have to live with you...so hi!"

"...YOU LIE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE MIGHTY IRKEN RACE. LIES!", Zim said as he clawed the air.

"OK were do I start...you Irkens want to take over the whole universe 'cause your idiots...oh! I mean...nope thats what I ment. Currently, you have two tallest, Red and Purple. I know a HORRIBLE secret about them...", I said.

Then, I went on explaining, without telling him any parts of the future, any secrets he wasn't supposed to know, and one more simple thing...that he was absolutely NOT a cartoon.

"...Fine...you can stay, it will give me a better chance to observe humans from up close anyway. Gir! Help the human...with her human stuff.", Zim said.

"Um, Zim I need a room, with a bed, and a bathroom...and the bed has to have sheets and a pillow, the bathroom...", I didn't get to finish

"Computer, scan the humans brain and make the room, I need to find a place were I can learn more about the humans.", Zim said as he made his way down the...garbage can.

"Um, computer...doesn't he want to know my name?", I asked

"Eh...step into the toilet so I can scan your brain.", computer replied

I carefully stepped into the toilet and looked around. It was like an elevator. It started moving, I was surprisingly calm, I knew I would be, but I knew when I would meet Johnny I would have a "fangirl" moment. Suddenly the elevator stopped, I got out.

"Stand on this.", computer said, as a robot claw pointed to a little circle on the floor.

I stood, then all I saw is purple. When My vision came back I stumbled a little.

"OK, your room and bathroom are in the attic...which I guess is your room now. Your room will always be 70 degrees. It has a bed, closet, and bathroom.", said computer

"That's great, but how do I get there?", I asked

"Press the first button in the toilet elevator. Oh and I suggest learning how to read and write in Irken.", the computer responded

"Way ahead of ya, when I started started studying *cough cough obsessing*Invader Zim, I learned to understand Irken writing.

And before computer could ask me how I could possibly study that, I made my way up to my room, and fell into bed.

Yeah! My second chapter! Common people REVIEW! Oh and just to let you know, Ash loves music, so if you find her singing, don't find it weird! Thanks for reading! Next she's going to meet Dib, and prove to him that she is not an alien. Ash is also going to meet Johnny and have a "fangirl moment"!...Well I'd better go take Sam out of the closet now...or not...