Me: Guess what everyone? Today our friend Ash is going to meet Dib and Johnny! I was going to put Jimmy in this chapter but I didn't feel like throwing up today...so I will replace him with Squee and the Tallest!

Sam: So when exactly am I going to come in?

Me:...Well, either in chapter 4 or 5... whenever I feel like RUINING my story ;), naw I'm just kidding.

Sam:...I'm going to make some toast...

Me: Oh! One more thing, Ash is going to sing! I suggest listining to the song after...it's a good one :)

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Jhonen Vasquez except for the song "Imagine" a by John Lennon, Glee verson

Sam: WHO PUT RABID WEASLES NEXT TO THE BREAD!

Me:I should go help him...but I won't...I'm a mean person. :)

Chapter 3

I AM NOT AN ALIEN

I woke up the next morning, and for a second, I forgot were I was. I looked around, remembering. There were four simple walls, a closet, a dresser, and my bed, but the room was surprisingly big. The walls were a dark pink and a darker pink, like Zim's Voot Cruiser. When I looked up, I saw a huge, Irken symbol on the ceiling. In the corner were all of my bags. Hopefully today I will meet Dib and Johnny. I smiled to myself.

"Computer, what time is it?", I asked

"9:30...If you want to know were Zim is, he's at skool.", the computer replied

"Thanks", I said

I jumped out of bed and unpacked everything. I looked at my watch, 10:47. To my right was another door, I opened it, it was the bathroom. There, was a sink, a toilet, and a shower. I opened the draw and found a toothbrush and toothpaste, a hairbrush, and a little medical kit. After brushing my teeth and taking a good shower and getting dressed, it was 11:15. I stepped out of my room in search for breakfast. I has already decided that I was going to meet Dib first, then Johnny.

"Computer, can I have waffles or something.", I asked

"Whatever", computer sighed and a robot arm came down and handed me a plate of waffles.

Then as reached the main part of the base, the house, I saw Gir. Sadly he saw my waffles and jumped on me.

"Hi waffle lady!", Gir screamed. I reluctantly let him have my waffles.

"Hi Gir, my name is Ash.", I said, ignoring the fact that I was still on the floor.

I got up and dusted myself of. I guess I'm skipping breakfast. What I needed to do was get directions to Johnny's house, I didn't need to know where Dib lives because he would be chasing Zim here after school. But then I had an idea.

"Computer, can I please talk to the tallest?", I asked

"Knock yourself out", sighed the computer, as that creepy monkey picture faded away to a screan.

Tallest pov

"Incoming call from Earth.", said one of the pilots of the massive.

"No...", moaned the Tallest.

Ever since Zim had called that dreadfull night the Tallest had been very upset, so upset even, that Purple hadn't shoved one doughnut in his mouth since that call. As the screen flashed and the picture came to view, instead of seeing the little green alien that they all hate, they saw a teenage girl.

"I fucking hate you.", The girl growled, in the background, the computer was trying to hold in his laughter.

"Uhhh...I hate you too?", answered purple. Red nudged him and said, "Who...what are you, and where is Zim?"

"He'll be back, now listen, I am human, my name is Ash, and I know a horrible secret about you, so if you don't wan't it to get out, I suggest not making me mad.", The scary teen said as her eyes flashed red.

The Tallest whimperd for a moment, but then quickly relaxed, "You don't know anything, Zim says that humans are not very smart.", then Red added in, "and your eyes were just red...can all humans so that?"

"No, all humans can not do that, just me. When I get angry, or when I sense something dangurous, my eyes flash red. Also your not really tall, your wearing extended arms and legs.", Ash pointed out.

"...wha...How!...", the Tallest stamard.

"I know everything, I am from a different universe, now you will do as I say forever unless you don't wan't to be the Tallest any more.", Ash said like it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Wait, so your not from Earth? But you just said you were human.", said Purple like she had just NOT blackmailed him.

"Another version of Earth, OK? Now if you see me with Zim, because I'm living with him, pretend this did not happen.", Ash said and cut the transmission.

"I think I need to be alone now", Purple shuddered, as he walked away, leaving Red to stare at the blank screen with his mouth open.

Ash Pov

As soon as I turned of the screen, me and computer burst out laughing. After our little laugh attack was over I remembered what I was going to do.

"Computer, I need directions to someones house, his name is Johnny C. and...um...he likes to kill people."

"PROCESSING!", computer shouted, and a picture of Johnny's house popped onto the screen.

"Yep thats the one.", I said, as a robot claw handed me step-by-step directions to his house.

Dib Pov

An alien! Right in my own classroom! I'm going to follow him after school and use my Crop Circles handcuffs on him! Then I'll hand him to the FBI and...RING! Dib's thoughts were interrupted by the bell. He smiled quietly as he followed Zim out of the school doors.

Ash Pov

It wasn't long before it was 3:00, I knew Dib and Zim should be coming home any second. Just then Zim quickly ran through the door.

"...You can't hide forever, and if you can I'll wait forever! I've been preparing for this all my life!...OK, I'm going to go home now and prepare some more, but I'll be back and...", I didn't let Dib finish.

I ran outside and shouted "HEY". Dib looked startled.

"You...you just came out of the aliens house!", he said

"Yeah, I've realized that, my names Ash.", I said

Dib just stared at me.

"I'm from a different universe and...", I didn't get to finish.

"ANOTHER ALIEN, WOW!", Dib shouted

"NO NO NO NO NO! I AM FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, NOT PLANET! JUST A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, I'M STILL FROM EARTH, JUST A DIFFERENT VERSION!", I shouted back

"But...but you came out of the ALIENS house.", Dib protested.

"Yes, I was sent here to prevent in the future from happening. So yes, that does mean I know the future but only until a certain point. I needed somewhere to live and Zim's house would be the easiest for me. But I'm not going to help him destroy the Earth. I also know most of yours, Gaz's and Zim's past. Oh, and I am very clangorous so don't get me mad. Now, I have somewhere very important to be, so...BYE!", and I rushed of to Johnny's house.

To get there, I had to go across town. I had no idea how long it would take. I was so exited, I could barley see where I was going, and bumped into someone. The girl had blonde hair, way to much make-up, and "best" of all a cheerleader outfit. She was with two other girls.

"Hey! Don't touch me. It takes a lot to get results like this in the morning.", the girls laughed as they walked away.

I turned around to say something, possibly hurt her to some extent. But then I saw a store being robbed. As the guy ran out, police on his tail, he tripped and the police caught him. As I looked around some kid was being beat up by 3 older boys, then a man came, stopped to watch, then kept on going. I was just going to help the boy when I heard one of them saying,

"Thats for punching my sister!", then the 3 boys walked away, and I decided not to get involved.

"Hey sexy!", some random boy called to me, and that was it. I had enough, I thought this place would be better, the only difference here is that I was motherless (which in my case was a good thing). My eyes flashed red, I looked up, ready to scream, when I saw Taco Smell, I was getting close. I calmed myself down and took out my Ipod, and put it on shuffle, ready to sing any song that came on. And then the perfect song came on Imagine, Glee version. Almost all of my songs were glee songs, I closed my eyes for a moment and began to sing,

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

By this time I had realized people were staring, but I didn't care, and kept on walking.

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

By this time, I saw that I was coming up to the 24/7,

You, You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Suddenly, the door to the 24/7 swung open and a man walked out, bumping right into me, my Johnny-directions flew out of my hand and we both fell to the ground. My hand flew to my head, it was throbbing. I opened my eyes but my vision was blurry. I saw a tall man stand up and reach out his hand.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't see you coming out and,", I grabbed his hand and stood up, but then I saw who it was,"J-J-Johnny...?"

"Uh, yeah...but you can call me Nny, how do you know my name? Oh and you dropped this", Said Johnny, sadly he looked at the paper before I could take it.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE DIRECTIONS TO MY HOUSE? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF STALKER?", he shouted

"No! No, please don't think that let me explain!", I rushed "I'm from a different universe and I was sent here to stop something from happening in the future. I live with an alien. I know his and a big headed boy's future. I also know your past. I asked Zim's, thats the alien, computer where your house is because I'm a really big fan. 'Cause in my universe we just know stuff and thats all I can tell you! Please don't chop me up and make me suffer in your basement!" After all of that I was breathing heavily and waiting for a response.

"You want a BrainFreezy?", asked Nny

I nodded my head eagerly and said, "so, does this mean were friends?"

"Why not?", Nny shrugged.

At Nny's House

I was so exited. I memorized every step we took to get to Nny's house.

"So, now what are we going to do? Can we go find someone to torture? No wait! Lets go kill everyone at that dance club! Oh! Can I meet Squee? Please!", There were so many things I wanted to do with Nny, I could hardly name them all. Nny thought for a moment and looked down at my eager face.

"Alright lets go meet Squee, it'll give me a chance to get that horrible bear.", shuddered Nny

I shrieked with delight as I followed him outside.

Spiderman's Pov (naw just kidding)

Squee's Pov

"What's that Shmee? Did you hear that?", the frightened boy asked his bear.

Poor Todd, he hid under his blankets as he heard his window being pushed open.

"Squee? Oh Squee, where are you?", called the scary neighbor man.

"There you are Squee!"

Suddenly, Squee felt the blanket being ripped off. When he looked up he saw the scary neighbor man and a not-so-scary teenage girl. The girl ran up to him and scooped him up.

"Aw! Look at him! He's even cuter in person! Like a baby!, the teen cooed, Todd giggled "My name's Ash, I already know yours, it's Todd, but Nny calls you Squee, so I will too."

Ash put Squee back in bed and covered him back him up.

"Listen, I'm from another universe, I lived in a different version of earth, so I'm not an alien. In that universe a lot of people just know things, that's all I can tell you. I know that you have problems with nightmares, and I think I know a way I can help you. You see, I also have nightmare problems. A good way to not be so afraid, is to first, know that your only dreaming, and that it's not real. Now, it's not as easy as it sounds, you've really got to try hard. Next, you must make the bad things see that your not scared, even though you might be scared on the inside. And if that does not work, kill yourself, because if your dead, the dream can't continue, and you will wake up, that takes a lot of courage, so try hard.", Ash advised.

Then Ash, and the scary neighbor man went back out of the window. And for once, in a long time, Squee wasn't afraid.

Dear DIE-ary,
Today I made friends with Dib, Johnny, and Squee. I blackmailed the Tallest and hopefully soon, I will make them very afraid of me. I talked to people today that I never dreamed of talking to. My life is going to be better, and my entries in this DIE-ary wont be so depressing. Thanks Mabol.

Hey everyone, Sam had to go to the hospital from those rabid weasels...so I'll be ending this chapter alone. Well, anyway, I hope you enjoyed, next chapter is when the book will start being based on most of the shows, except Ash is in it and she drags Nny on her "adventures". I wont be doing some of the episodes like "Zim Eats Waffles" or "Game Slave 2" and a few more because I wanted to do some of the other unaired episodes also. Oh! Another thing, if you have any questions, ask them, because I will be answering them HERE! REVIEW PEOPLE!