Sam-Oh yeah! I'm in this chapter!

Me-Stop yelling I'm right here.

Sam-I am so awesome.

Me-I just curse you out and you call me a LIAR!

Me-Your such a...a escargot!

Sam-What?

Me-You know, the snail thingy they eat in France?

Sam-...I have to use the bathroom...

Me-*waits awhile until Sam comes back*

Sam-My mission is complete.

Me-Please...just...just shut up.

Sam-Wanna play Nazi Zombies?

Me-...hold on.

Disclaimer: I own EVERYTHING...well not really...

Me-EAT MY KNIFE ZOMBIE!

Chapter 4

Cheerleaders, RoboParents, and Sam

I came into the kitchen with a huge headache. That Keef kid was such a gay little bas…

"ASH!", Zim yelled, "I gave all the kids their organs back."

I sighed and walked into the living room and heard Dib mooing, "Zim, I said all of the kids, that means Dib too."

"You cannot command me! I am Zim!", Dib mooed in disagreement. I gave Zim a death glare.

"…But I will do it…because…I COMMAND MYSELF!, he shouted as Dib got his voice back.

Breathing heavily, Dib got a few words out, "Thanks Ash…I'll get…you…alien scum.", and he stumbled out the door and Nny walked in.

"Hey, the cow kid got his voice back.", he pointed out, I forgot about my head and he continued, "I was going to hit Taco Smell, want to come?"

"Yeah! See you after school Zim! Bye Gir, bye computer!", I yelled as I followed Nny out. "Gosh, it feels like I have to baby sit him, wait, you know he's an alien right?

"Lets see, no ears, green skin, calls people filthy humans, yep I'm pretty sure I do.", he said

I smirked as we made our way to Taco Smell. In the corner of my eye I saw a blonde cheerleader and some friends that looked strangely familiar.

"Look Adrianna! It's that girl that bumped into you before! She's so clueless!", she giggled, Nny looked down at my face then at the girl. They could talk about me all they wanted, I could care less, "Your right Chrissy and, like, look at that creepy guy she's with!"

I froze, those horrible cheerleaders dared to talk about Nny that way? MY hero? MY friend! I could feel anger taking over my body, my hands ball up into fists, my eye twitching. Nny looked down at me again and was slightly surprised how I reacted, that, and also how my eyes turned from a gray to a bloody red. I whipped around and gave those girls a death stare.

"Oh Adrianna, somebodies mad!", laughed one of the girls.

I walked up to them and stopped in front of the one that was supposedly Adrianna. I didn't say anything to them, I couldn't speak, all I saw was red. I couldn't remember the last time I had been this mad, or when I lost control. I took her face and smashed it into a building. Her face was bloody and her nose was clearly broken. She was crying, and I laughed at her pain. I turned around and saw Nny, smiling, he handed my a knife, I gladly took it. I jammed the knife in her throat. Her shrill screams suddenly stopped, and when my eyes returned to normal, and I realized what I had done, I ran into the nearest building's bathroom. I closed the door behind me and looked up at the mirror. My hair hung at my shoulders. The dark, brown hair was wet with blood. The lighter brown highlights were now red. I pushed my side bangs away from my right eye and looked down. My pink belly-shirt was now burgundy. My leather jacket, ruined. My jeans shorts looked brownish. I looked behind me, bloody footprints were coming from my sandals. And for some reason, I felt...good? No, happy...happy that she was dead, and she won't be able to talk about Nny again. I walked out and saw Nny waiting for me.

"I can't believe that I wasted my first kill on a cheerleader."

We ended up not going to Taco Smell, mostly because I brought attention by walking around all bloody.

I went back to Zim's house and cleaned up. I walked into the living room and sat on the couch, ready to relax, when the doorbell rang. I was about to go and get it when robodad came out of the closet, he opened the door and said "Welcome home son!" to a lady selling makeup.

Just the robomom came and shouted a "That's me, house lady! Brush your teeth!"

I couldn't hear what that makeup lady said, but robomom tackled the lady and started brushing her teeth! I was on the floor laughing. The lady somehow got away and Gir started chasing her. Zim walked in. Robodad slammed into the wall and robomom poured flour on Zim's head. I couldn't stop laughing.

Zim glared at me and said angrily, "In a few hours I have to go to a parent teacher thing, the parent decoys aren't ready for that!"

I was still giggling as Zim and Gir made their way downstairs. I had to get Nny, the next few hours was going to be funny.

"Remind me why you are dragging me to your alien friend's skool?", asked Nny

"Because, it's parent teacher night, and somthing funny is gonna happen.", I answered and kept on walking.

"How do you know?"

I stopped.

"NNY!"

Nny jumped back, surprised at my outburst.

"I told you! Like...when we first met! I know the future! I'm from a different universe! Don't you remember?", I half screamed

"Oh yeah...but you were talking really fast, and I was more concerned about how you had those directions to my house. What about your eyes...when that cheerleader got you angry?", asked Nny.

"When I was born with these powers, kinda like how you have Head Explodey. When I'm angry my eyes turn red and a get very deadly. My eyes also turn red when I sense something dangerous.", I sighed

We kept on walking until we reached the school. I saw Dib and Gaz walking into the skool. I ran up to them and dragged Nny with me.

"Hey Ash,why are you here?", asked Dib

"Something really funny's gonna happen.", I smiled

As we made our way into the school, I saw Zim come in. While Dib and Gaz introduced their father to Mr Eliot, Nny and I watched from the punch bowl. Zim said something and left the Roboparents with Mrs. Bitters. Dib joined me and soon after Zim came over. Dib tried to tell his father, whom I also hate, aside from the tallest, that Zim was an alien. Of course Membrane didn't listen, for the smartest man in the world, he sure is dumb. I took a sip of the punch and almost threw up.

"OH GOD!", I gave the stuff to Nny and tried to scrub my tongue to get rid of the taste.

Zim ran away, but not without making Dib spill his punch all over himself first. I laughed along with Gaz as we all watched Zim. We saw Zim trying to talk to a kid, but he started to cry.

"That alien is using his alien powers to hurt kids! I've got to stop him!", yelled Dib.

I held him back, "First of all, he doesn't have alien powers and second, the kid's mom just embarrassed him, so calm down."

Nobody asked how I knew that, because I had explained to them before, if they did I would have flipped out. We all sat against the wall. Suddenly, Robomom took her punch and threw it on robodad. He slammed against the wall. We all watched as Dib poured his punch on Zim. I could hardly remember what happened next, because I was laughing so hard. Nny was trying to hold his laughter in, but failing. The next thing I new was that the windows were broken and Dib was gone.

Nny sat on the couch in Zim's base, I was on the floor. Zim was sitting close to the door. He wasn't to happy about Nny being here, but I convinced him that Nny wouldn't tell anyone that Zim was an alien.

Silence

"OH MY GOD, SAM!", I forgot about Sam, hopefully he didn't realize I was gone. Nny and Zim looked at me strangely as I jumped into the toilet (A/N: I never thought I'd wright THAT line) and came rushing back up with my laptop. When I turned it on I was very surprised, it was still connected to my universe! I quickly sent an invitation to video chat with Sam. Come on, come on, accept, accept, yes!

"HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, I CALLED YOU SO YOU COULD HELP ME CLEAN MY ROOM AND YOU WEREN'T THERE! I HAD TO DO IT BY MYSELF! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!", Sam yelled, then he looked at the screen very closely, "Where are you?"

"Are you serious? I've been gone and you only cared about your room? By the way, you loser, I'm in a different universe...WITH ZIM AND JOHNNY!", I giggled out of pure delight.

"Are you on crack? What is wrong with you? That's so stupid, Zim and Johnny? Let me guess your in Zim's base.", he started to laugh.

I pouted, "I AM SO IN ZIM'S FUCKING BASE YOU BASTARD!"

Zim came up to the screen, "Filthy hyoman! I am no alien! The Ash-human LIES! I AM ZIIIIIIM!"

Nny came up behind me and stared at Sam for a moment, then said, "Wow he looks like you...and what do YOU mean, stupid?"

Sam stared silently, as if trying to take it all in. He looked at Zim then at Nny, then back at me. "How much did you pay these guys?"

"You idiot."

"..."

"Would you like me to get Dib and Gaz, maybe Squee?"

"Who's Squee?"

"...fucker"

"Wait...I remember, he's the kid who almost got molested by that guy in the mall and that killer guy saved him. Yeah you told me..."

"..."

"Listen, I have to play Xbox, come over and we can play Nazi Zombies."

"Hold on", I went to the school and found Dib in detention, grabbed him, and pulled him to Zim's house. "See, it's Dib."

"Why is the Dib beast in my normal boy home!", Zim shouted/asked

"Will you hurry up and come over before I start the game without you?"

I called the Tallest.

"Ahhhhhh! It's Ash! She's going to blackmail us! NOOOOOOooooo...", then they cut the transmission

"See, the Tallest! I'm right and your wrong, so shut up and believe me."

"Fine"

"...Excuse me?"

"I said fine, I mean really, you already have your creepy powers, and for whatever reason you keep them a secret, but I kind of expected something like this was going to happen."

"You do realize that you will never see me in person anymore?"

"Thats Ok, I'll we'll talk, like, everyday on video chat...DIE ZOMBIES DIE!"

"Well bye."

I turned of my computer and looked around.

"So why did you drag me out of detention?", Dib asked

"Two reasons, just because you threw punch doesn't mean you should have detention. Also that was my cousin, and I had to prove to him that I was in this universe...he's a dick..."

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE", Zim pushed Dib out of his house.

"Why did he mean stupid?", Nny asked, still mad that his question wasn't answered.

"Remember when I said in my universe we just know stuff? Well people don't think that stuff is real, it's complected alright?"

"What about your friends?"

I didn't wan tot tell Nny that I had abandoned my friends, so I told him some of my past, making sure not to lie.

"When I was about 14, I had two friends, two really, really good friends. But things happened and now I can't remember them, not even their names."

"...and your parents? Aren't you going to call them?"

"I have no idea where my dad is and...my mom...", I started to feel tears coming. That was the thing, I could hold in tears anytime EXCEPT when I talk about my mom, because all of the pain would come back and slap me in the face.

"I..um...I dunno...", tears where running down my face and I ran into the toilet and to my room.

Dear DIE-ary,

Sam didn't believe me, but I forced him to. Nny asked about my friends, I told him something that I haven't thought about in 2 years. He also asked about mom...I ran. My friends, the ones when I was 14, why can't I remember them? Why am I crying? Why do I feel my mom's just going to come and hurt me again? But she can't anymore. I don't have to keep my powers a secret anymore, not here at least.

There is 1 thing I want you to do right now,

REVIEW!

Ash's "mystery friends" are very important. They will be coming in book 2, but will be frequently talked about in this book.

WAIT!

One more thing...

REVIEW!

you know you want to.