Hey everyone! Right now it's 4:30am in New York. I don't have Insomnia, but my dog woke me up and once I wake up during the night, it is physically impossible to go back to sleep!

Sam: I like this chapter.

Me: You sick boy.

Sam: For all of you that are confused, let me explain. One day That horrible girl right there *points to me*

Me: HEY!

Sam: ...started to talk about JtHM (no surprise) and told me about Jimmy. I thought it was hilarious and now he is my favorite character!

Me: You are going to get beat up by millions.

Chapter 5

Oh Dear God, It's Jimmy!

"I still can't believe that you got all the way to Mexico! I knew you would but…Mexico!", I was laughing at Zim ever since he came back from his 3 day journey. Zim and Gir got lost in the city and…well Gir didn't know the way back.

"SILENCE ASH-HOOMAN! Zim knew what he was doing!"

"Yeah, until you got lost…"

Zim growled and stormed into the living room where Gir was watching a movie, we both sat down and started to watch. It was about Earth during an alien invasion, I zoned out until Gir said, "Hurray for Earth!" Zim scolded him and said some words. I got really bored and left. Strangely, I found myself at Dib's house. I went up to his door and rang the door bell.

Dib Pov

I was in the middle of watching the newest episode of Mysterious Mysteries when I heard the doorbell ring. I opened it and was kind of surprised when I saw who it was.

"Hey Dib, I got bored at Zim's house and I kind of found myself here.", said Ash

I gave her a look, she does live with the alien after all. We stood there for a while.

"Can...I come in?"

I opened the door for her. She has never been over to my house before, I had to be on guard just in case she puts a spy camera in here.

"So, what were you doing?"

"I was just watching the newest episode of Mysterious Mysteries, there doing a special on ghosts!"

"Oh, thats cool."

"Yeah! And...wait did you say it was cool?"

She shrugged her shoulders, "Yes, so what?"

"Well it's just...nobody listens to me about...anything."

"Dib, I grew up completely alone. Not even my mother listened to me. So, I vowed to myself to listen to anybody, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Your free to talk about whatever you want Dib."

I stood there, staring at Ash. Nobody ever voluntarily listened to me! I ran into the kitchen to make some popcorn, when it was done, I jumped onto the couch.

Ash Pov

Dib came back with some popcorn as soon as the show started. It was very interesting, even though I don't believe ghosts. Halfway through I started really getting into it, when Prof. Membrane walked upstairs. The thing is, I also hate this guy, not as much as the Tallest but...

"Hello son! Who's your friend?"

"I'm Ash", I could feel it, my eyes were turning red. He wasn't a good father to these kids at all. Not only that, but Dib isn't human, his father created him through real science. Just imagine, devoting your life to keeping the Earth safe from monsters, when your a Frankinstein yourself. I had to calm down, I would "talk" to this guy later.

"Very well, I'm off to do REAL SCIENCE!"

"By the way, my greatest hero is a homicidal maniac and I would do anything to kill people with him, just some time ago I killed a cheerleader."

"Well, have fun son!"

I couldn't believe that guy, I could kill Dib at any given moment and he didn't care. I turned to Dib, he looked a little scared.

"It's alright Dib, I won't hurt you..."

Just then Gaz walked in. She raised her head and opened one eye.

"What are you doing here?", she asked

"I got bored and came here."

"Don't you usually run of to Johnny's house?"

"Yeah...but today I wanted to come here."

She turned and walked to who-knows-where. When the show ended I turned to Dib.

"That was fun, see you later Dib!", and I ran back outside. I took a deep breath and went to find Johnny.

Meanwhile in Hell

"So...what your saying is...is that...I'm in Hell?"

"YES! YES! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! THAT JOHNNY GUY KILLED YOU AND NOW YOU. ARE. IN. HELL!"

Jimmy has been very confused ever since he died and went straight to Hell. When he went to the gate of Heaven and saw Damned Elzie, and well, he tried to rape her. That just gave him a one way ticket to Hell, he didn't even get to look around Heaven!

"What do I do here?"

I don't know! Buy a bagel!

Jimmy was talking to Satan a.k.a Senor Diablo.

"Why do you have horns?"

"I'm am the Devil, I'm not going to wear a dress!"

"Alright but..."

Jimmy didn't get to finish, Senor Diablo had sent him back to the Earth.

"Hopefully, I won't have to deal with him for a long time..."

I was walking to Johnny's house when I heard a thud in a nearby ally. I peaked in and heard a "FUCK!" I walked in slowly and out of all the things it could have been, snakes, poison, a nuclear bomb!, it...was...Jimmy. Half of his head was shaved of...and it actually looked kind of cool.

"Wha...hey...I'M ALIVE!", he shouted, "Who are you?"

"..." shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit..., "I'm...Ash"

"I'm J-"

"I KNOW, YOUR JIMMY YOU FUCKING RAPIST!", alright, I admit, I kind of over reacted there...

"...Yep..."'

"Listen I have to go to Nny's house. Today he might show me how to skin a person without getting all bloody...so...yeah."

"Wait, did you just say Nny? As in Johnny?"

"...no"

"Oh please, he won't teach you anything. Trust me, I've tried."

"He's my friend and...hey...didn't he kill you?"

"Yeah, but the devil sent me back 'cause I was annoying him...Johnny's your friend?"

"Yes, is there a problem with that?"

"What! How come I couldn't be his friend! He was going to teach ME! What do you have that I don't?"

"Well, since I'm a girl there's a lot of things I have that you don't...but that's probably not what you were talking about. Lets see...oh yeah...I DIDN'T DRAG MY OLD HIGH-SKOOL CLASSMATE BEHIND A MALL AND RAPE HER!"

"How did you know about that?"

"I'm from a different universe...I know a lot of things..."

By this time I was backing away from Jimmy. He was a disgusting person, I didn't want to be near him. He saw this and started coming closer.

"What's wrong, afraid?", he said with an evil smirk.

"No, your just so ugly it's hurting my eyes."

"Listen, why don't you come over here and we can "talk" some more?"

"I don't think s-", I fell backwards and hit my head on the sidewalk, darkness swept over me.

I woke up in Nny's basement, or what looked like it. But sadly it was not, because just then, two things happened. I looked down and found myself handcuffed to a wall, and Jimmy walked in.

"Oh, your awake, I-"

"OH MY GOD DID YOU FUCKING RAPE ME?"

"No, like I was saying-"

"Did you touch me at all?"

"Will you listen?"

"No."

"Good, now, I was going to wait to rape you until you woke up, 'cause it's just more fun! I..."

Jimmy went on and on about how he would rape me, describing in full detail. I looked up and noticed that the handcuffs were lose. After I inspected the cuffs some more I yelled,

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOCK THE FUCKING HANDCUFFS!", I shook of the handcuffs and stood up, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED ALL THAT TIME LISTENING TO YOU WHEN I COULD HAVE JUST WALKED AWAY! WAY TO WASTE MY TIME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!"

I walked up the stairs and out of his house.

I ran all the way to Nny's house, I didn't bother knocking, I just wanted to get inside. I ran in and shut the door behind me.

"NNY!", I screeched

"What?", Nny was sitting on the couch, very angry that I interrupted him from watching T.V.

"I-I just got fucking kidnapped by JIMMY!"

Nny jumped up, "I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM! HOW CAN HE STILL BE ALIVE!"

"...yes, I'm fine thanks for asking."

Nny grabbed a knife and was about to walk out.

"Wait...don't kill him. He might be useful in the future."

"And what if he gets you again?", Nny said, annoyed that I wouldn't let him go.

"He didn't even handcuff me right, he forgot to lock them...and he only caught me because I fell and blacked out!"

"You'll be doing the world a favor if you just end him now."

"But for some reason Senor Diablo sent him back, Jimmy said it was because he annoyed him to much. So Senor Diablo might just send him back again."

"...Fine...but if he tries to come and ask me to teach him shit, I'm killing him.", Nny sat back down on the couch.

"Well, bye Nny, thanks for listening...I'll see you later..."

I walked back to Dib's house and looked around, he wasn't home, neither was Gaz. I went downstairs and found Professor Membrane.

"Hey!", I yelled.

He jumped up, "Hello girl that was my house earlier today."

"My name is Ash, I need to talk to you."

"Not now! I am about to find the cure for cancer!"

I took his beakers and threw it across the room, "You're gonna listen to me, you got that!"

He was silent.

"Does Dib have a mother?"

"No silly girl, he and Gaz were merely made out of REAL SCIENCE! But sadly they were both failed creations, not only is Dib's head MASSIVE, he is also INSANE! Gaz was suppose to be a girly child that would love dressing up and wearing make-up and other girl-like things but instead she has become a scary child."

"Lets get a two things Straight, first, Dib and Gaz do have their flaws, but they are not "failed creations" they have feelings to and they need father. And you...you are not a good father, you should be ashamed! Yet you only bury your head in this shit!"

I swept my hand over the lab table and let everything fall.

"Second, you will NOT ever, under any circumstance, to tell them that they are creations of science. I will tell them, because you will just do it coldly, without feeling. I will make sure that they don't slip into depression or something along those lines."

I left and went back to Zim's house, I found him covered in meat, saying something about germs...I didn't bother asking...I knew what this was about. I made my way to my room and got a suitcase out from under my bed. It was the only one I didn't unpack, for good reasons. It was filled with Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac things. I opened it, and I saw everything from I Feel Sick to some Invader Zim T-Shirts. I sighed and thought how lucky I was, and how many people could only dream of being where I was. Then I thought about my mom. I realized that if she hadn't been...well...how she was, I wouldn't be so...strong. I guess things did work out pretty well...

Well, what do you think? WAIT don't tell me just leave a review. And yes that's right. I let Jimmy live, I have plans for him. OH! Ash is in Micah the Homicidal Maniac's story Field Trip! Go now and read...go on...

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