Me- *watching "A Very Potter Musical" on YouTube*

Sam- *poke poke* Hey...HEY!

Me- huh...wha...oh! HI!

Sam- *facepalm*

Me- Just one thing before I start saying things that you don't really care about, as you know, Sam's favorite character is...Jimmy. So, if you would like his address so you can find him and beat him up-

Sam- WTF!

Me- Okaaaay...I'm just kidding.

Sam- COME ON! There HAS to be other Jimmy fans somewhere!

Me- Maybe I should lock you in a closet...wait...I ALREADY DID!

Sam- :(

Me- This whole chapter is about Ash going insane, you will see the reason for her eyes being Red when she's angry and how she has a split personality...hence the name "A Split Personality"

Disclaimer- WHY, WHY DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

A Split Personality

RUN! FASTER, HARDER, JUST RUN DAMMIT! My legs didn't take me where I wanted to go, I fell. She was laughing...she...her...my mom...with Nny. Zim, he was there behind me. Why was he laughing at me? Nny had a beer bottle...DON'T DRINK BEER! Nny looked up, his eyes were red, he was drunk...? Yes, he was drunk. Mom was telling him something, whispering to him. Zim's eyes were white...no...blue...now white again. His PAK legs grabbed me and held me up to drunk Nny. SAVE ME NNY! SAVE ME ZIM! Laughing, she was laughing...she spoke to drunk Nny. Zim's grip tightened, Nny took another swing of beer. The knife was in his hands, NO! Laughing...mom told him something, she smiled like only she can smile...evil. Nny lowered the knife to my neck. They're your friends you can't hurt them, but they can hurt you. This is a dream right? No? Yes? Maybe? Hurt the lady, hurt mom, she is no friend. My eyes, they are red now, I am in danger. But Nny wouldn't! But with the flick of his wrist he...

I woke up breathing hard, my eyes slowly faded from red to grey. I felt sick and scared. But for some reason, today was different, I also felt weak...and I felt like I had to fight myself. The past few days...or weeks...I'm not even sure anymore, had been crazy. It was 1:00am, there was no way I could go back to sleep...it was one of my many problems. Once I wake up during the night, it was physically impossible to go back to sleep. I went to the messed up living room and sat on the couch. I didn't bother showering, I felt exhausted. So I just sat there, in my pink fluffy pants that were two sizes to big for me and a tank top, watching T.V. I played with my silver hoop earrings for a few hours until Zim came in. He took a look at me then laughed.

"WHAT!", I said, very agitated.

"Oh nothing FILTHY HUMAN, it's just funny seeing you...like that...", he motioned his hands toward me and the couch, "Well I'm of to Skool, today is something called...career day, so I wont be coming back to the base right away."

"Whatever.", I mumbled

After an hour or so I head a knock at the door, thinking it must be Nny I went to open it, and oh God was I wrong.

"Please tell me your here to kill yourself...I've got a bunch of weapons down in the lab."

"Wow this is were you live? Well, I should know because I've been following you for the past week and a half."

"Jimmy, go away..."

"Aren't you going to invite me inside?"

"Hell no."

Jimmy walked in anyway.

"By the way Ash, shouldn't you have known I was coming? I learned that your eyes flash red when there's danger."

"Oh please, don't flatter yourself, you're no danger to me. Now get out of my house before I call security."

Jimmy sat on the couch, "What security?"

"Computer, intruder alert."

Two robot claws came down and grabbed Jimmy, tossing him out the window where the gnomes would deal with him. I heard a "thump" and "AHHHH GNOMES!"

"Why do I let him live?", I wondered aloud as I sat back on the couch. Man did I feel bitchy...

I sat back on the couch, now I felt horrible, but not the sick type of horrible. I felt like...like...when Zim says something that makes me mad and I have to fight myself so my eyes don't turn red and I won't hurt him. I started shaking, the feeling was overwhelming. I buried my face in the couch pillow and screamed.

Meanwhile

Nny's Pov

For some unknown reason I was walking to Ash's house again. She relies on me to much, but I can tell she's pure human. Not like the one at the mall with Squee, and those are rare. Ash claims that she is from another universe, I didn't believe her, but she started talking about Nailbunny and the Doughboys and she asked me how it was like in Heaven and Hell, so what was I supposed to expect when she said she's from another universe? This is bad, I'm starting to like Ash, I look forward to the morning when she would come to my house, and if she didn't come after around 8:00am, I would go to hers. When I went to that little "vacation" of mine, I wanted to come back cold and unfeeling, but it was impossible. Why didn't I kill her like I did with Jimmy? Ash also talks to Meat, even though she doesn't hear him insulting her. He hated Ash ever since I got into a fight with him and Ash was over. She just picked him up and threw him into the basement. I was starting to get close to Ash's house when I saw Jimmy. He ran right past me screaming about killer gnomes...Why won't Ash let me kill him? Of course, I didn't know what to expect when I heard an earsplitting scream from inside the odd, green house.

I slowly opened the door, which Ash or the little green midget of an alien never bothered to lock. Ash was on the couch, her face buried in a pillow, I think she was crying. I awkwardly walked up to her and poked at her.

"...Ash...?"

She slowly raised her head, she was shaking badly. Her side bangs was covering her right eye...but that eye looked weird. I moved the hair out of way and jumped. It was red...one eye was grey and one was red. She was moaning about pain and voices or something, I really couldn't understand her. Her grey eye wasn't lively and twinkling with curiosity (which 98% of the time led to trouble) anymore, it was dull and hollow. The red one on the right was glowing strong. Then, Ash fainted.

5:00pm

I ended up carrying Ash to her room, which I found out, I must climb into a toilet to get there. After threatening the computer , I got to where I wanted to go. Every time she started shivering, I pulled the blanket on her, then she would start sweating, so I took it off. I looked over at her, she was shivering now, I scowled at her.

"WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND ALREADY? WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HERE? I WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT MCMEATIES TODAY!

Ash just flinched and kept shivering. Zim came up and opened the door.

"SILENCE ASH-HUM-", Zim saw me sitting on the floor, "...GET OUT!" Zim was starting to come to me to try and push me out when he saw Ash.

"Why is she-"

"I DON'T KNOW I FOUND HER THAT WAY!"

"Computer, analysis"

"Unknown Virus.", the computer responded.

"Is there a cure?", Zim asked

"No."

"...Well I'm of to-"

"INTRUDER ALERT!"

"Who DARES to come into the property of ZIM!"

Zim ran out of the room, leaving me with Ash...God I hate that little midget, although I wouldn't mind if he destroyed the human race. Zim came marching proudly into the room with a tied up Dib.

"Let...me...go...you alien-scu-...whats with Ash?", questioned Dib

"..."

"..."

"We don't know.", I answered, and left it at that.

10:30pm

"Zim, can you untie me, Skool's tomorrow and I need to get home. I've been watching Ash for the past five and a half hours.", sleepy Dib asked

"SILENCE DIB-STINK!"

I stood up, tired of sitting. "Why the fuck am I still here, I was supposed to hit McMeaties at three...", I mumbled to myself.

Suddenly, Zim's eyes got very wide. "I...was at McMeaties at three.", he said.

"Well your lucky Ash got...all...messed up.", I said waving my hand.

Ash just stopped, then she sighed and relaxed. I walked up to her and looked at her eyes, the right one was still red, and the left one was still grey. I held her head in my hands, she stared at me blankly. "Does that always happen when you're sick?" I stared deeply into her right eye, it seemed to be staring into my soul. "What the hell is going on with you?" I looked back at her left eye, it started getting deeper and deeper until it was the same red. I moved back, I've seen Ash when she her eyes were red, and I didn't want to get in her way, so I moved to the side. She stood up and brushed herself of, then looked down.

"I'M FREE! AND-...ew, these clothes are disgusting, why does she not have anything black?", she didn't sound like herself, she sounded...evil.

"Um...?"

"And these nails! I just wan't to chew them off..."

"Ash?"

"And why the hell do I smell like Vera Wang's fucking perfume? I mean really, that shit is expensive."

"Ash! What are you talking about?", I shouted

She looked up, her red eyes glowing, "I'm not Ash", she growled, she looked back down at herself, "Wait...your tiny brain is probably confused...let me explain. I am Ash's other side."

"What do you mean other side?"

"Well, gosh, maybe I'd tell you if you would listen and shut the hell up!", she snapped, "I am the side of her that...is well...goth. Also, I am the feeling of hate, depression, anger, and, well, anything that isn't good. I'm like...her head voice...like the Doughboys or Nailbunny. I can only be in control like this for about 30 minuets, or else when Ash comes back, she'll pass out...I think that's it...wow right now Ash is cursing me out like there's no tomorrow...by the way Nny, and this is the only time I'm saying this so listen good, like Ash I am also a big fan."

"Ash has a head voice?", I asked, I didn't like this side of Ash, she's a bitch.

"She does now, that's why she got sick, I was fighting for half of her brain...see ya!"

"WAIT! Do you have a name?", asked Dib

"Um...not really..."

"How about bitch.", I spat.

"How about I find Devi, tie her up, and stuff her in your freezer. That way the next time you go in there, you'll see the only lady you will ever love frozen!"

The next thing I new, Ash's eyes were grey again, she stumbled back on the bed and sat down. We all stared at her, and she stared back, equally frightened.

"I am officially insane...AND SO WHAT IF I USE VERA WANG'S PERFUME YOU STUPID NAMELESS BITCH!", Ash screamed

silence

"Yeah I know..."

more silence

"It's not like they have anything good here anyway."

even MORE silence

"Are you serious, that smells like sh-"

"ASH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?", I yelled

"Didn't you hear...um...head voice girl...I am now insane...unless I'm dreaming, but I doubt that.", she sighed, "You can all go home, I have to figure this out...untie Dib."

I left, I don't remember this happening when I first talked to Nailbunny, then again, there's a lot of things I don't remember...

Ash's Pov

Everyone left, I was actually kind of scared...to be left alone with her.

Hey you stupid slut, what's going on?

"Why do you have to be so mean?"

Why do YOU have to be such a wuss...?

"Are you going to tell me to kill myself?"

Are your highlights turning blonde! Why the hell would I tell you that! If you die, I die!

"Do you have any talents?"

I can draw

"I can't, there are so many things I wan't to draw but I can't."

You can just ask me.

"But you said you can't take over my body for over 30 minuets!"

Again I ask, are you going blonde! Do you know nothing about your own body!

"..."

Listen, I can't take over your body unless you get mad. Do you see how much effort it takes to do it manually? What you can do is let me take over half of your body. But only you can, not me. You can do this as long as you want to. The only time you can't control me, is when you get angry.

"You have the same memory as me right?"

Yes dumb ass, I am you...sort of...

"I have a problem and I think you might be able to help."

You have a lot of problems.

"I faintly remember two friends that I had, they were REAL friends...I'm not even sure if they were girls or boys..."

Oh yeah...I'm not sure, you blocked a lot of your happy memories.

"FORGET IT!"

I think I will.

"Are you the reason for my nightmares?"

No

"..."

...

"Am I able to hear Meat now?"

Uh-huh

"...why can't Nny hear you?"

Because I stay inside of your mind.

"You're not very nice are you?"

Leave me alone now...bitch...

I sat on the bed trying to soak it all in for what seemed like an hour. Is it possible...could I be insane? Why does all of the weird things happen to me? I sighed, I wish my head voice had a name...

Can we go to Nny's house...I wan't to ask him how come his hair isn't shaved of like it was when he got out of Hell.

"...Okay."

Nny's house

I walked up to Nny's house in the pitch black darkness of the night. I stood in front of his door and knocked, I never rang the doorbell, mostly because I hate it when the guy deep in Nny's basement screamed. He carefully opened the door and peeked through.

"Hey Nny, my head voice has a question..."

Just ask him!

"My head voice want's to know why you hair isn't shaved of like it was when you got out of Hell."

"...It grew back.", he answered coldly

"Um...'kay...bye."

I started my walk back home, and so began my journey of insanity.

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