Me: OH MY GOSH, I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR A WHILE!

Sam: Forgot?

Me: NO! *smacks* My laptop was broken! As soon as it was fixed I went right to work!

Sam- *Leaves*

Me: -_- ...anywho, this will most likely be the ONLY chapter where it shows Ash's full Skool day, so please bare with me! I worked hard! Also, my laptop is still kind of broken, so it you see any spelling or grammer mistakes, let me know and I will try my best to fix it!

Disclaimer: I own everything! Ha...I wish...

Okay, time to get serious, I don't mind flames. If you think my story sucks...well that's your loss, not mine. BUT In this chapter there is a Homosexual guy, who WILL become one of Ash's friends. So yes, that does mean he will be in and out of this story. And if you flame me about that, I WILL HIRE SOMEBODY TO GO AFTER YOU! *cough cough* So if your not okay with that, please, just stop reading right now. Like I said before, it's your loss.

Hi-Skool

2 weeks ago

"Ash! It's the Planet Jackers! They're going to throw the Earth into the Sun!" yelled Zim as he climbed into his Voot Cruiser.

"...Well, I'm going out Nny's house..."

3 days later

"GIR! I NEED MORE PIGGIES!"

"Zim, there are no more pigs.", I calmly pointed out.

Just then, Did ripped the roof in a HUGE robotic suit.

"You know what...I'm going to Nny's house."

1 week ago

"PEE-PEE, OBEY YOUR MASTER!", Zim shouted as he flew around the giant hamster.

I looked up, and decided that I would rather be at Nny's house.

Yesterday

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"DO NOT COMMAND ME! I AM ZIM!"

"IT'S A FUCKING BABY!"

"FILTHY HUMAN! THAT'S WHAT IT WANTS YOU TO THINK!"

Obviously, Zim was in my room spying on the baby next door. Which, as I already knew, was actually an alien...meh...I think I'll go to Nny's house.

"So, I was walking through the park, right? When out of nowhere, Jimmy pops up!"

"Wait, let me guess, you were taking the long way to...Nny's house.", Sam said with a bored expression on his face.

"NO!"

"Okay...you were coming back from Nny's house."

"...Shut up..."

"Um...listen...I have to go...um...do stuff...well, tell your headvoice girl I said hi!"

The screen went blank.

I don't think he had anything to do...

"Ya think?", I scowled.

Meanwhile

Nny's Pov

"SHE'S DRIVING ME INSANE!", Nny said as he yanked his hair.

"You mean, more insane than you already are?", Meat said, smiling on the inside

"SHUT UP MEAT!", Nny pointed an accusing finger at him, "I need to find a way to get rid of her, or at least for most of the day."

"Why, she's fun to pick a fight with."

"I already told you..."

"Is that the only reason you want her gone?", Meat questioned

"And...because, she's spending to much time in the basement, with all of the torture devices, with me. She already has a headvoice! She's becoming insane!", Nny said, twirling his knife.

"Ash was born that way."

"Born insane?"

"YES!"

"Still, she treats me like a normal person."

"Even though you aren't."

Nny ignored Meat and paced around the room. "What do 16 year old girls do...that keep them occupied...?" Nny peaked out of his window and saw little Todd Casil returning home from school. A crazy grin spread over her face as he an amazing idea came to him.

The next day (a.k.a Sunday)

Nny walked out of the door early the next morning, very excited to put his new plan into action. Nny has found that Ash will do almost anything he asks...it was like having a personal slave that fetches you brainfreezies. (A/N: ...For all you perverts out there...shut up). He knocked on the door, and to his surprise, it was Zim who answered, looking annoyed. Before he got a chance to speak, Zim spoke.

"Nny-human, the Ash is still sleeping."

Nny walked in anyway, nothing was going to ruin his master plan. He casually stepped into the toilet and pushed the first button. The elevator went into the wall and up to Ash's room. As the door opened, he saw Ash still sleeping, curled up under the blankets. He scowled and ripped them off her.

Ash's Pov

I woke up with a start. I screamed and feel off my bed. My eyes were red, as they usually were when I woke up from a nightmare. Suddenly, a cold hand yanked me up. Not knowing who it was, I naturally kicked, only to have my foot grabbed and a hand clamped tightly over my mouth.

"Will you shut up?", a familiar voice said

I slowly removed the hand from my mouth, which tasted like copper for some reason, and blinked. "Nny? What the hell are you doing? It's-", I looked at my watch, which I happen never to take off, "5:30 in the morning!"

"Hurry up and get dressed, we have something to do.", Nny left the room, leaving me there thinking what the fuck had just happened.

I didn't dare ask why. I'm not afraid of Nny...well maybe a little...but I didn't want to get him angry at me. He is my only friend, my idol, I couldn't imagine how horrible it would be if he got mad at me. After getting dressed, I went down into the kitchen feeling skeptical. Nny was pacing around, but stopped when he saw me. Before I got a chance to eat breakfast, he motioned for me to come and walked out the door. After about five minuets of walking I realized something.

"Nny, are we going to Zim Skool?"

"Not Zim Skool."

I stayed silent, trying to figure out where we were going. We passed Zim's school and walked farther down the street. I looked up ahead and saw...a... high school...? No...a Hi Skool, and we were heading strait for it. Nny held open the door for me and smiled a crazy smile. We walked into the main office, the lady at the desk look very tired and agitated.

"Can I help you?", she moaned, unwilling to look up from a messy pile of papers on her desk.

"Yes, I would like to enroll her", he pushed me forward, "in school."

A frightening look swept across my face.

HELL NO, ASH, YOU BETTER STOP HIM! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SIT IN YOUR HEAD AND WATCH YOU DO WORK ALL DAY!

The cranky lady adjusted her glasses, clearly she wasn't a morning person. "And are you," she looked at Nny, "her father?"

You see how that wouldn't work out right? He's about 22 and I'm 16...only a six year difference.

"Well no, are you going to put her in or not.", Nny was starting to get mad.

"You need a PARENTS permission to put this child in school.", she spat.

Child?

"Then...I'm her legal guardian...her parents are gone."

This guy was getting desperate!

"Fine, fill out these forms.", she put a packet of papers in Nny's hand.

"W-wait, don't you need PROF that he's my-hey!", Nny smacked his hand over my mouth and dragged me to the farthest chair, then shoved the papers into my hands.

He leaned close and whispered dryly into my ear, "You're. Going. To. School."

I shot him and nasty look and grabbed a pencil. Fuck. It. All.

It was really easy to fill out, last name, name...LAST NAME!

Flashback

I was 6, my dad had just left. Mom just started relying on drugs and alcohol to make her feel better.

I was at school, Mom wanted to go in and fix something on my school papers.

"I want to take out her last name from her school papers...that or at least make sure none of the teachers call her by it.", she said, like the "perfect" women she was.

"M'am, unless you legally removed her fathers name from her birth certificate, that I cannot make those changes.", said the lady at the desk.

My mom had already came in 3 times before to try and make those same changes.

The whole reason why she wanted to make sure no one would ever call me by my last name again, is because when my dad left, she wanted nothing to do with him.

But I liked my last name, it was the only thing I had left of my father...

I decided to skip that part, maybe she wouldn't notice...? After a half an hour of Johnny telling me to hurry up, I finally finished.

So, soon after that, the lady grabbed the paper and looked it over.

"You need your last name sweetie.", she pointed out.

"I don't like people calling me by my last name.", I said, that was the past now, it might have reminded my mom of my dad, but my last name reminded me of her.

The Nny and the lady gave me a weird look. "I can right that down but the school board has to know your name in case of emergencies."

I sighed in defeat, "Zelver...Z-e-l-v-e-r...and that is the last time I am ever saying it."

"Oh, Z? Well, you know, you're going to be the last one on all of the class lists.", she said

"AND this will be the last time ANYONE ever mentions it.", I growled, giving the lady a nasty look.

She flipped some pages and opened her mouth again. "...What elective will you be taking?"

STUDIO IN ART!

I really wanted to do art, but I couldn't draw...I'm wonderful at singing but most schools pick really bad songs...

Do art, I will draw for you, you just have to cover your right eye with your bangs and no one will know. I need something to look forward to in the day.

As usual, I ignored my head voice...but..."Studio in Art."

"Here's your schedule.", she handed me a white sheet of paper.

Zelver, Ash

Homeroom/Social Studies...Mr Iboen

English Language Arts...Mrs Cooke

Studio in Art...Ms Att

Gym...Mr Ficker

Lunch

Free Period

Math...Mr Valbum

Science...Ms Heart

I will get you Nny...even if it's the last thing I do...

"What's the free period?", I asked, trying not to look stupid...it didn't work.

"It's like recess...without the playground. Come in tomorrow, Skool starts at 8:00am, don't be late.", she sighed, looking back down at the papers.

And we walked out, the whole walk home I was thinking of ways to get back at Nny.

I woke up, very happy that I was alive in "Vasquez World"...then I realized I was forced to go to Hi-Skool...Fuck...I looked at the time, 7:00am.

Paint your nails black, that way people won't realize that you should be a cheerleader...

"Usually, I would ignore you but that's a really good idea."

And that's what I did. After showering, getting dressed, and other morning rituals, I made my way down into the kitchen...only to find Nny.

"I was just making sure you didn't try and get out of going to Skool.", He said, fully aware that I was giving him a death glare.

I grabbed my Skool bag that I got yesterday and walked out the door, ignoring Nny. If there was one thing I'm good at, it's holding a grudge...and blackmailing people but that's a different story. Nny smiled, and followed me out, making sure I was heading to the Skool. As I walked up the stairs and looked behind me, I saw Nny had already left. Well gee, thanks for the support. I sighed and walked in.

Social Studies is first, hurry up, seeing all these people makes me want to kill someone.

I walked into the classroom and to the teacher's desk, he must be Mr Iboen. There was only one kid sitting the back of in the class, so he noticed me right away. He was an old man who looked tough, like he just got out of the war and willing to go on and on about fascinating stories of how he kicked ass.

"Hi...I'm Ash...and-", I didn't get to finish my sentence.

"You're the new kid? You look like someone who would crack under pressure, I can use this...", He sat back down and waved his hand. "Go sit next to Lue over there

Watch him, he looks like a nutjob.

I nodded my head and gave him a strange look, then turned around. I wanted a seat in the back, where I wouldn't be noticed sulking. I took the seat next to that boy. He had longish, brown hair that swept over his left eye. He looked taller than me and was skinny. Lue wore a Navy blue shirt and...black skinny jeans? Man it was weird when guys wore skinny jeans...He gave me a friendly smile.

"Don't mind him, he scares everyone.", he said, he seemed friendly, but I really didn't want to make friends...for a few good reasons. 1. I live with an alien, 2. my best, and only friend is a 23 year old homicidal maniac, who frankly, I think doesn't even like me, and 3. I'm insane...that makes everything A LOT more complicated.

"Great, my first teacher is insane...this Skool ought to be interesting...", I sighed

Lue laughed, "What's your name?"

"Ash..."

"That's a cool name, hey, can I see your schedule?", he asked

I handed it over. He looked happy as he gave it back. "We have all of the same classes except for Art, So I can show you around for most of the day. He was about to say something else when the bell rang and the kids flocked into the classroom. And of course, they all noticed me. There were whispers all throughout the class.

"Settle down class, lets all say hi to Ash, she will be joining us for the rest of the year.", Said Mr Iboen.

I looked up, not expecting to hear any hellos, but I soon regretted it. I came in eye contact with one cheerleader, in uniform and everything. She seemed to be studying me. My eyes opened in shock as I realized who I was looking at.

Flashback

"Look Adrianna! It's that girl that bumped into you before! She's so clueless!", she giggled, Nny looked down at my face then at the girl. They could talk about me all they wanted, I could care less, "Your right Chrissy and, like, look at that creepy guy she's with!"

I froze, those horrible cheerleaders dared to talk about Nny that way? MY hero? MY friend! I could feel anger taking over my body, my hands ball up into fists, my eye twitching. Nny looked down at me again and was slightly surprised how I reacted, that, and also how my eyes turned from a gray to a bloody red. I whipped around and gave those girls a death stare.

"Oh Adrianna, somebody's mad!", the one that was supposed to be Chrissy said.

I walked up to them and stopped in front of the one that was supposedly Adrianna. I didn't say anything to them, I couldn't speak, all I saw was red. I couldn't remember the last time I had been this mad, or when I lost control. I took her face and smashed it into a building. Her face was bloody and her nose was clearly broken. She was crying, and I laughed at her pain. I turned around and saw Nny, smiling, he handed me a knife, I gladly took it. I jammed the knife in her throat. Her shrill screams suddenly stopped, and when my eyes returned to normal, and I realized what I had done...

That...that couldn't be her could it? That Chrissy girl? I quickly looked down, I still wasn't sure if I could get away with murder like Nny can, even though I didn't get caught that one time...I looked back up, she was still staring at me. She had a perfect figure, wavy, brown hair that was tied up into two ponytails. She raised her hand and I started to secretly panic.

"M-Mr Iboen...", Her voice sounded innocent, "May I skip class and see the guidance couselor?".

His face was filled with pity, "Sure Chrissy, take a pass and go."

I was so relived, but...her name was Chrissy! Shit...I felt a piece of paper tickle my arm. It was a note from Lue.

She's such a drama queen, have you've ever heard of that cheerleader Adrianna? Well she and Chrissy were "friends" and ever since Adrianna was murdered, Chrissy has been using that excuse to skip class. She's kinda happy about it though, because now she is the head cheerleader. She doesn't even go to the guidance office. By the way, do you do your own nails?

Holy shit! It WAS her! I studied the note, it looked a little strange coming from a guy. But, like any good teen, I wrote back a well thought out message that would surly pass as a friendly note.

Eh...I hate cheerleaders...and yes.

Lue took a look at this and smiled.

That's a relief, I don't care for them either. So...can we be friends?

...say yes, that way Nny can get a free torture victim!

Fuck you headvoice.

Sure...but nothing more than friends, I'm not exactly looking for anything more than that right now...

It was the truth, I just got here and all...This made Lue's smile get bigger.

I'm not either, or at least not with you...I'm gay.

That explains the skinny jean and interest in nails...

'kay

Wow, you still want to be friends? People are usually so homophobic...It's unimaginable how judgy people can be when right beneath their noses are murders like these, yet they don't fail to judge a book by it's cover...

This guy was smart, not one of those...goblin things Nny always rants about...but...I'm a murderer...

What if...the person who murdered that girl couldn't control himself? And was forced to watch his own body do it? He couldn't even say the things he wanted to say? And over time, started to like the feeling of murder because his greatest hero was a...homicidal maniac.

You've got quite an imagination don't you? But I guess then I would feel sympathetic for that poor soul who clearly can't see the line between insane and normal.

Ouch...

Just then, the bell rang and I got up and waited for Lue to finish gathering his stuff.

ELA

"Heloooo, my children. I see we have a new face, wonderful.", Mrs Cooke said in a very hushed way.

And the class basically went like Social Studies, except Mrs Cooke was creepy in a quiet way. Oh and one more minor thing...if you corrected her, she would turn into a horrible demon-thing and send you to the underground classrooms...why me?

Art

Alone...I am totally alone...

Technically I'm with you...not that I want to be...

Ms Att was cool, really energetic and fun. When I introduced myself to her I expected someone weird but...she's cool. We did click right away though, and by the end of class I actually kind of liked it.

Gym

Lue's Technology class was right next to my Art class so we walked together afterwards.

"Great,", he said, "Now we have Mr Fucker..."

"Mr Ficker? What's wrong with this teacher now?", I asked, a little scared to hear the answer.

"Nothing much...just that he picks favorites and is one of the biggest homophobics I know...also Chrissy will be there for sure...she is one of the favorites..."

PANIC. Sad thing...I remembered to brings extra cloths for gym...so that mean I'll have to change...maybe now's the time to start getting my revenge on Nny. Lue noticed my silence and spoke up again,

"Your not to fond of Chrisy are you?"

"By 'not to fond of' you mean hate...well, I don't really know her..."

We reached to gym and Lue turned around and looked me in the eyes.

"Good luck changing.", he said with a serious face, then left.

Yeah, 'cause I know what that means...

I ignored my headvoice once again and headed to the locker rooms.

I changed quickly, but sadly Chrissy had stared at me the whole time...dear God that's creepy. I was about to walk out when Chrissy broke from the group and stopped me.

"Do I know you?", she asked, playing with the ends of her hair.

"Obviously not, judging on how this is my first day. Now, would you be so kind as to stop staring at me when I change? Thanks.", and I started to walk away when she stepped in front of me, blocking me from the door.

"Hey, lets get one thing strait, this is MY Skool, and your just the...the new kid.", she said with disgust

I looked her right in the eyes, and she took a step back. I decided right there, if she found out about me and told anyone about my little 'outburst', well, Nny would hear about this.

"Ya know...I don't blame you for recognizing me.", she looked shocked and I moved her aside and stepped though the door.

Lunch

Absolutely gross...I didn't even bother getting lunch...Lue was smart he brought his lunch, and gladly shared with me.

"She stared at you the whole time you were changing...? Creepy much?", Lue said

"I have an enemy now! Warm welcome huh?", I said sarcasticlly

I was starting to really like Lue.

"I have a question, if someone was to force you to go to Skool, how would you get revenge on them?", I said with an innocent face

"Depends, does this person have a weakness?"

...Edgar!...is dead...who else..?

"DEVI!", I shouted

"Who?"

"Oh! U-um nothing...never mind...do you have any pets?", I asked, trying to change the subject

"Yes, a little pig named Macey."

"Pig? Interesting..."

Free Period

Well, the whole time I planned my revenge under a huge tree with Lue by my side listening to his Ipod...nothing to see.

Math

The teacher was clearly Miss Bitters brother...Mr Valbum...Well Looks like I wont be learning any Math...but that was okay, it was my best subject.

Doom doom doom...

Science

Everything this woman says...anything we ask...any answer to a worksheet...she always finds a way to make it lead back to sexual reproduction. Ms Heart has some serious issues. But FINALLY the last bell rang, I grabbed my bag and headed for those Skool doors.

"Hey wait up!"

I turned around and saw Lue walk up next to me.

"Which way are you going?", he asked

I walked out of the Skool and took a deep breath. "It depends, sometimes I'll go home and sometimes I'll go to my friend's h-", I stopped, Nny was waiting by the flagpole in front of the Skool, looking impatient. "Actually, that's my friend now...better go."

"Um, 'kay...bye!", he said and stared walking toward...well it looked like he was going near Dib's house.

I walked up to Nny, "Why are YOU here?"

"I thought you would be excited to see me, I wanted to see if you actually went to Skool, and didn't leave or something.", He sighed, signaling that he didn't really want to be here. But that was okay, my plan of revenge had almost begun.

Seriously, no flames about Lue, or else horrible things will happen!