A FEW DAYS LATER!
A few Generals were informed that PRIVATE JAMES FRANCIS RYAN! Is the final survivor of his out of the four brothers. According to the Generals he's been through enough hell, and deserves to go home.
LATER!
Captain Miller was asked to bring 8 men with him, and together they will look for Ryan, and bring him home."It's going to be kind of hard, to find one lone soldier, in this whole god dame madness" Said Sgt Horvaths. "Think positive Mick" Said Captain Miller.
Captain Miller still needed an 8th man, so he recruited Cpl Upham.
MUSH LATER!
Millers unit began on their way.
Cpl Upham ran up to Private Mellish. "Hey" He said in a friendly tone. "YOU WANT ME TO SHOT YOU! YOU FANCY LITTLE F***! GET THE HELL BACK IN FORMATION!" Mellish cried angrily. "I was just going ask were your from 'jeez'" Cpl Upham said. Mellish glared at him. Upham ran up to Private Caparzo. "Lesson you! every time you salute the Captain, you make him a target for the Germans. Do us a favor. Don't do it. Especially when I'm standing next to him, capisci?" Upham nodded. 'Jesus, why is everyone assholes' Upham thought. Private Caparzo punched Upham in the face. "TAKE THAT BACK!" Caparzo cried angrily. Upham realized he read his mind. And backed away slowly. He banged into Mellish. "GETTING CLOSER TO PULLING THE TRIGGIER ON YOU F***IN HEAD!" Mellish screamed. Upham ran back up to Caparzo. "PERSONAL SPACE!" Capaezo screamed. He turned back to Mellish. "GET AWAY!" Mellish screamed. Finally Upham ran up to Captain Miller and the others.
"Does anybody else see the point of this" Said Private Relian. "I mean what's the point of risking the lives of the eight of else to save one man" He continued.
"Think about the poor bastards mother" said Private/Medic Wade. "Hey everyone has mothers… except the Captain" Said Private Relian. "You're lucky to have me… It appears god gave me a power with this here sniper rifle. I can shot anything. AMAN!" Said Private Jackson. "Does anyone else have any knowledge about their selves?" Asked Sgt Horvaths. "I can speak German" said Cpl Upham. "And I have a magic talking mustash" Mellish mocked. Everyone laughed. "He's right, he can" Said Captain Miller. "He can lesson to the enemy scream MOMMY! In BOTH languages" teased Private Capaezo. Mellish gave him a high five.
"What do think of all this Captain?" asked Private Relian. "I think it's great mission, with fine a objective" Captain Miller replied.
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