Title: Follow me downtown~
Character/s: fem!Sanji & fem!Zoro
Song: Follow me down
Artist: 3OH!3 ft Neon Hitch
(Words:) 279 words
Rating: K (T)
Warnings: Genderbent Sanji and Zoro~ 8D
Disclaimers: I don't own 'Alice in Wonderland', I don't own One Piece. So, said.

She was just roaming the streets, didn't know where she was going, never did. Every time she turned a corner, she saw that flash of white fluff once again running away and compelling her into following. For some reason unknown to the young university student, some nights ago something keen to a White Rabbit had started to try and lead her on.

She didn't know what it wanted, nor why she didn't just go another way and stopped following it, but she couldn't. Maybe because she was bored? There were really nothing interesting happening at the university nor downtown. Every club was too noisy, every bar cold and making her feel like she wasn't welcome as she entered. She needed to visit her own kind, or she would go bald from tearing her hair in frustration.

But no matter where she looked, every place was just too... Much straight. The town seemed completely vaccant on gay bars and such places, even if she had searched everywhere to be able to shower a beautiful woman in compliments and love. But the only interesting thing was that Rabbit-tail.

It was starting to get chilly outside, she noted as she lighted another cigarette. Focused on the small flame burning the tip of her cancer stick, she didn't notice how said tail suddenly was very close, in fact just few meters before her. But what brought her attention from her cigarette wasn't the tail, but the voice of its owner.

"Are you lost or why are you following me?"

"Hah?" She looked up with her eye wide in surprise, taking in the sight of a girl about her age with short, green and spiky hair looking at her while tapping her foot on the ground. In addition to the fluffy tail, Sanjiko could now also see that she wore bunny ears and that her white t-shirt clung very nicely to her bosom. But what really caught her interest, was the pin on that chest: PROUD GAY, TAKE ME ON IF YOU DARE.

"I said, why are you following me? You want directions or something?" Those frowning eyebrows, and the three earrings.. She was exactly Sanjiko's type!

"Yes, the directions to your heart, if I may~!" Going down on one knee, she offered a red rose which magically had appeared in her hand to the green haired angel, hearts in her visible eye. Finally an isle of comfort on this sea of loneliness! A sister with the same way of thi-

"The hell!" The beauty cringed backwards, like the offered flower was tainted by a horrible disease. But what really hurt, was the kick to the blonde's head and the sight of her salvation stomping of again. "Leave me alone, you freak."

Tears started to flow down her cheeks, but she had decided. She would follow that white rabbit anywhere she might go...