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Chapter 2
Me: Hi! Another chappie up and running 'cause I was eager to write it!
Fai: Vibrating with excitement!
Kuro: They were literally sitting there...vibrating...
Me: You know we were Kuro-myann!
Kuro: How many of those damn nicknames can you use?
Me: Let's find out. But first...our guest, Yuui. I found his drowning in the desert.
Yuui: I was in a resturant that mostly served desserts...not deserts...
Fai: But we were worried all the same. *cries* I thought I lost my brother. Mi hermano, My...niisan...? *turns to Kuro*
Kuro: *ignores*
Me: Today features True Despair's School Records Of Horitsuba, chapter 2! Yay~~ I don't own it so don't go assuming crap! *growls*
Yuui: Hey, it's Fai and me. *points to first sentence*
Me: ONWARDS!
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From Fai to Yuui:
Yuui~! That was some party last night~! I wish I knew everyone who was there~! Oh by the way why are there tons of stuffed doggies around and on my bed~?
From Yuui to Fai:
You got scared of a cat that thanks to alcohol was looking like a huge cat monster and you needed protection. Don't worry, it's all on camera.
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Me: Awesome!
Yuui: Not really. Do people actually see me as the type to get drunk?
Everyone: ...maybe...
Yuui: *hangs head in shame*
Me: Shame!
Fai: But it's okay! I'm here brother! And I'll get your body back no matter what!
Yuui: But what about your arm and leg? *whimpers*
Kuro: OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT!
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From Tomoyo to Sakura
Sakura, what's wrong? You looked kinda flustered in second period. Did something happen?
From Sakura to Tomoyo
Um I overslept today and rushed throughout my whole house and to school. I made it on time but as I walked in, the guys in my class started staring and blushing at me. I looked down and realized that I wore a see-through shirt and I wasn't wearing a bra underneath!
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Syaoran: ...
Me: Hey, Syao, you're a little quiet over there...
Syaoran: Huh? Oh, Ever since chapter 1, I can't get Kurogane's high pitched voice out of my head. Just last night, I had a dream that he was training me and told me to cut the tree down with my sword. But...his voice was so high...I couldn't take him seriously. *trembles in a silent giggle*
Me: I see...
Syaoran: *FINALLY sees story* WHAT THE!
Me: Heheheh.
Yuui: It makes you wonder what Sakura was doing last night...
Fai: She was with me and Kuro-bunbun.
Black Mokona:*Appears out of nowhere* That's 1! *dissapears*
Kuro: What the hell?
Me: Mokonas will appear to count every one of Kuro-annoyed's nicknames! ^ ^
White mokona: *poof* That's 2! *poof*
Kuro: I will-
Me: ONWARDS!
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From Tomoyo to Sakura.
Oh dear! I'm very sorry to hear that! Did you get in trouble?
From Sakura to Tomoyo
Well no but I think I scared Syaoran for life.
From Tomoyo to Sakura
No offense dearie, but that's nothing new.
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From Kurogane to Doumeki
God what a night we had! The most freaking peaceful night I have ever had!
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Me: Hey, where is Doumeki and Watanuki?
Fai: Weeeeeellll, Watanuki didn't want to make anymore cheesecake so he skipped out and Doumeki was here for a few moments but got hungry and left to find Watanuki.
Me: Either way, he's cooking for someone else!
Fai: Yeah, he is!
Yuui: Well, at least he's cooking for someone he cares deeply about.
Me: YEAH, HE IS!
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From Doumeki to Kurogane
Yeah.
From Kurogane to Doumeki
You know, you're possibly the only person I can freaking tolerate. You alright from last night?
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Me: Doumeki should feel tolerated...
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From Doumeki to Kurogane
Yeah. A slight headache but that's nothing. You?
From Kurogane to Doumeki
Nothing bad but I get the feeling that I blacked out at some point. When I woke up this morning, I wasn't wearing anything and there was a note that said 'I had a great time. Hope to do it again.' What the hell happened last night?
From Doumeki to Kurogane
Fai-sensei.
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Syaoran and Sakura: O.O...
Yuui: *Eyes shine evilly* So that's what you do to my brother...
Kuro: ...IT's...NOT...ME!
Fai: ...*tears* But friday...you said...it was speacial...wah wah. Kuro-baka!
Black Mokona: *poof* That's 3! *poof*
Me: Heh heh heh heh heh... ONWARDS!
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From Kurogane to Doumeki
Huh?
From Doumeki to Kurogane
Fai-sensei was there and you two really hit it off. The last thing I saw before you left was you and Fai-sensei singing 'Pub and go' while clinging to each other. You both have red color on your cheeks.
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Kuro: *glares at everyone* Don't say a word...
Me and Fai: Kuro-singyyyy~~~
White Mokona: *poof* That's 4~ *Poof*
Sakura: Kuro...singy-san, can you really sing?
Kuro: *growls*
Me: Probably... BUT FAI SINGS BETTER! *roars* RAWR! That's why I like him more that you, nnnnghgh XP
Kuro: YOU THINK I CARE!
Me: I think you do.
Yuui: She thinks you do...
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From Kurogane to Doumeki
.Really?
From Doumeki to Kurogane
Yeah.
From Kurogane to Doumeki
I'll get back to you later. Right now there's a certain blonde who I demand an explanation from.
From Doumeki to Kurogane
Don't swallow it before you tasted it first.
From Kurogane to Doumeki
Wait! What the f-!
Phone has been disconnected
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Kuro: O.o Wait! What the f-
Me: RATED T FOR TEENS DAMMIT!
*smack*
Kuro: What the hell! *rubs head*
Fai: I think he means...*kuro imitaion* Wait! What the f...reak...
Yuui: Or...*kuro imitaion* Wait! What the f...ai...
Fai: *tilts head in confusion* ...OH, I GET IT!
Yuui: *sighs*
Me: ...Kuro-imitation!
White mokona: *poof* That's 5~~ *poo-
Me: WAIT! You're White Mokona...Where the black one...?
White Mokona: Well, he got sick from all the poofing or something. *shrugs* Either way, He's just like Kuro-imitation when he drinks milk~ *poof*
Kuro: Why does that have to come up...
Me: hehehehe
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From Watanuki to Syaoran
Hey Syaoran; long time no see. You feeling better now?
From Syaoran to Watanuki
Yeah. My fever just broke and I'm just relaxing. I'll be back to school in a couple of days.
From Watanuki to Syaoran
That's good to hear. Sakura's getting worried about you but I assured her that you'll be alright soon enough.
From Syaoran to Watanuki
Thanks. You're a lifesaver.
From Watanuki to Syaoran
No problem. So .
From Syaoran to Watanuki
So what?
From Watanuki to Syaoran
So what happened to you to make you so sick?
From Syaoran to Watanuki
Oh nothing much. Just stood in the rain a bit too long.
From Watanuki to Syaoran
Seriously? What possessed you to stand in the rain alone?
From Syaoran to Watanuki
..I uh There was something that happened that I needed to get out of quick.
From Watanuki to Syaoran
Like what?
Wait YOU DON'T MEAN !
From Syaoran to Watanuki
Yeah .
From Watanuki to Syaoran
I KNEW there was something funny going on in the gym office I thought they were fighting.
From Syaoran to Watanuki
I thought so too .then I heard a moan.
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Me: WHOA! XD
Fai: *drinks milk* Want some?
Kuro: HELL NO!
Fai: ...
Yuui: You two do it at school too...
Kuro: It's not me dammit!
Fai: *pushes carton of milk into Kuro's hands* You should have some milk to calm down.
Kuro: *glares and pushes back* I said no!
Me: Watanuki thought you guys were fighting...I wish he were here right now...
Fai: Why won't you accept my loving gift... *cries*
Kuro: I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Fai: Ahh so he reveals his secret...
Kuro: *annoyed mark*
Fai: Kuro-lactose~
Black Mokona: *poof* That's 5~
Me: 6.
Black mokona: That's...6...*poof*
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From Watanuki to Syaoran
Hey, if it makes you feel any better I kinda got scared for life too. Maybe not in way that you were just in but something like that.
From Syaoran to Watanuki
...
From Syaoron to Yuui
Hey Yuui, what's up?
From Yuui to Syaoron
Oh hi Syaoron, it's been good thanks. But right now, I've been in a bit of a pickle.
From Syaoron to Yuui
Really? How come?
From Yuui to Syaoron
I've ..trapped myself in the ventilation docks
From Syaoron to Yuui
..I think my next question would be ..why?
From Yuui to Syaoron
I ...was getting away from the craziness that is my brother and Yuuko and I had nowhere to run. I'm on the second floor with no way to walk and they were coming to the only way out so I panicked and took one of the vents out and climbed up. It was only a minute later that I realized I'm an idiot.
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Me: Awwwww! *hugs Yuui* You're not an idiot. If anything, you did the smart thing...
Fai: ...Should I be hurt...?
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From Syaoron to Yuui
Yuui-sensei .do you want me to get Kurogane-sensei for you?
From Yuui to Syaoron
That would be nice, yes. And tell him one thing.
From Syaoron to Yuui
What is it?
From Yuui to Syaoron
That I need a new pair of pants .badly.
*CREAK*
Oh no.
From Syaoron to Yuui
Huh? Yuui, what's wrong?
From Yuui to Syaoron
I think my weight on the ventilation is becoming too much I think it'll-
*RIP*
*CRASH*
"YUUI-SENSEI!"
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Syaoran and Sakura: NOOOOOOO! *Reaches for Yuui*
Yuui: *backs away* It's not really me...*turns to Kuro* I get how you feel now...
Me: ...Kinda wish Kuro-moi-moi did end up rescuing the pantsless Yuui...
Fai: Or Fai...
Me: You're right!
Yuui: The mokona's are late...
Me: Wha-
White Mokona: *poof* That's 7~ *poof*
Me:...YOU'RE LATE!
Kuro: So are you...
Me: Says the guy who didn't rescue pantsless Yuui...
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Notice from Yuuko Ichihara:
The cooking classes will be canceled for the rest of the day. Yuui-sensei has experienced some major trauma this morning when the chemistry teacher and myself have come to check up on him. The cause of said trauma will remain undisclosed for the time being. However thanks to a certain student who will remain a secret , he was transported to the nearby hospital shortly after.
We regret the inconvenience and we hope you have a wonderful day at the academy.
Thank you.
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Me: You're welcome~ Man, We gotta bring her here too!
Kuro: *calmly* Hell no...
Watanuki: Hey guys~ Oh, it's over. That's too bad...Well, at least Doumeki and I made it here...Oh, it's Yuui...
Yuui: ...
Fai: What's that? *points to drink in Doumeki and Watanuki's hands*
Watanuki: We were just thirsty.
Doumeki: I told him about this place that gives you free refills with every drive-thru purchase you make.
Everyone: ...
Me: *burst out laughing* Are you serious!
Watanuki: What! It's a free refill and...DAMMIT DOUMEKI!
Doumeki: *covers ears*
Yuui: Well, that's useless if you think about it...
Sakura: I don't ger it...He still gets his refills right?
Watanuki: DOUMEKI! I'LL KILL YOU! AND DON'T THINK I WON'T JUST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS COOKING FOR YOU! *rant*
Me: In the end...Watanuki's ranting too loud so we can't even hear the thoughts of our cast like the mind readers we are...*sigh* Tune in next time!
Fai: I'll be here! Kuro-Kitsune will be too.
Black mokona: *poof* Too bad only make it to 8... Don't forget to review~ *poof*
Watanuki:*rant rant rant*
Me: WE GET IT!