Cast Comments
Chapter 3
Fai: Hi! Hi! And welcome to another chapter of Cast Commets. This is the Records Of Horitsuba edition and we welcome all readers!
Me: Wow, Fai, great job~
Fai: Huh?
Yuui: He's not Fai...
Me: W-what?
Yuui: I'm Fai... *cries* You forget me!
Me: ...
Fai: He's the less-than-mature one, remember...
Me: Oh...okay...I think...
Less-than-mature Fai: I feel forgotten...
Me: Anyway. This chapter's all about syaoran!
Syaoran: R-really?
Yuui: Aero, did you read ahead...
Me: NO!...yes...
Kuro: You cheater!
Me: I didn't think you cared so much!
Sakura:The School Records Of Horitsuba and Tsubasa are not claimed to be owned by Aero...
Me: That's right!
Fai: ONWARDS~~~
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It's not what you think!
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It was a bad idea from the start and Syaoran knew that.
But all he wanted was to get his lunch that he had forgotten while he left to go to the cafeteria.
So how did it end up like this?
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[A bit earlier]
Syaoran was walking down the hallway towards the cafeteria with his friend Sakura and his older brother, Syaoron. They just left the science lab that one of their teachers teaches in. They were having fun along the way; talking and laughing and poking fun at each other.
"For the last time nii-san, I don't remember having that mistletoe implanted on my face." Syaoran retorted with a small smile.
Syaoron shrugged with a smirk. "Hey; don't blame me. I'm not the one who mistaken the wine for fruit punch. Honestly; it was miracle that you didn't throw up. For Kurogane-sensei; he was just glad you weren't using a random object as a soccer ball." He grinned as Syaoran jabbed him gently in the ribs.
Sakura giggled. "I thought Syaoran was very lively at the party. He even gave me a kiss on the cheek."
"Well I um there was a mistletoe where we were standing!" Syaoran tried to defend himself. "I was only following tradtion on the plant on Christmas Eve and it would be rude not to!"
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Syaoran: *blushes* I have a bad feeling about this chapter.
Me: You shoul- I MEAN don't worry! At least you got to kiss Sakura on the cheek~
Sakura:...Syaoran's kissed me before...! *blushes*
Me: She didn't say on the cheek...
Fai: True...
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"Well that piece of tradition ended up on your face, lil' bro." Syaoron and Sakura shared a laugh as Syaoran was blushing like a bright tomato.
Upon reaching the doors of the cafeteria; Syaoran remembered something important. "Oh geez! I forgot my lunch in the classroom!"
"Again?" Syaoron teased. "That's the third time this week."
Sakura lightly frowned. "Oh dear. Do you want me to go get it for you?"
"Oh no." Syaoran blushed. "I'll just get it myself." He started walking down the hall. "I'll meet you guys again in a minaute."
The girl waved Syaoran off with a smile. "Okay then~! We'll tell the group that you'll be there~!" As she dropped her hand, she glanced at Syaoron who had a knowing smile on his face. "Um Syaoron what's the matter?"
Syaoron turned to look at the girl. "Nothing. Just thinking is all."
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Fai: what's he thinking about!
Yuui: calm down...
Kuro: You all realize that THIS ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING!
Yuui: Yes.
Fai: Aww, Kuro-chu, you sure know how to take the fun out of things. *drapes himself over Kuro*
Kuro: ...You got into my sake...
Me: That was quick.
Fai: Not trueeeeeee!~
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"Uh okay then."
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[Science lab]
Syaoran walked into the room and looked around. "Huh, I guess Fai-sensei went out for lunch today; normally he'll still be here for lunch." He sighed. "I guess even teachers get tired of staying in one room all the time." He walked towards his desk which was right by the window on the left side. "Ah there it is!"
He picked up a paper brown bag that was lying on the floor at the foot of his desk. Tucking the bag under his arm; Syaoran started leaving the room. "Now then all I have to do is to go to the cafeteria and try that new recipe that Watanuki's been cooking this week and then after lunch " He was so into his thoughts that he failed to notice that he was swaying to the side where a skeleton model was standing on.
"And then after school, I have soccer practice and once I get home ."
In a mere second, Syaoran's face came into contact with the skeleton. "Ack! What was th "He paled. "Oh no; the skeleton model!" Thanks to his inability to keep his eyes open; he knocked into the model and in turn was swaying very violently. Thinking quick Syaoran grabbed the model (and in the meantime dropping his lunch) and tried to stand it correctly. But unfortunately, thanks to the dropped lunch, Syaoran accidentally stepped on it; thus losing his footing sending him and the model to the ground.
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Me:...That's awesome!
Syaoran: H-how?
Me: I can see it happening! Heheheh
Fai: I see it tooooo~ It's a little fuzzy and there's a lot of static and crap, but I still see it.
Kuro and Yuui: Fai, you're drunk...
Fai: Prove it! *sways*
Me: I didn't see you drink any alcohol at all...
Fai: There's a lot of things I do when no one's looking!
Everyone:...
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"Wait what AH!"
He and the model hit the tile floor rather hard; making the poor boy's face sting a bit. "Ow .why do these things happen to me?" He suddenly looked up. "Oh no! The skeleton! Is it alright!" Thankfully, the model didn't suffer any damage; and for the most part was perfectly inducted. Syaoran breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh thank goodness. I was worried that you would break and thus me having to explain to Fai-sensei why you have broken ribs." Out of the sheer moment; Syaoran closed his eyes and hugged the model.
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Me: In honor of Syaoran, let's all give a skeleton a big hug~
Fai: Weeeeee~ *hugs kuro* Kuro-skeleton~
Kuro: What the- Get off idiot!
Yuui: Apparently you look like a skeleton to him...
Me: Hug-a-skeleton mission: Fail...
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But during that time .
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"Gosh, Syaoran has been gone for a while now."
Himawari, Watanuki and Doumeki were walking down the hallway in screech of their slightly younger friend. The group was waiting for the boy to return but as time passed; they started getting worried so the trio decided to venture around and find him.
"I know." Watanuki agreed. "It's not like him to just ditch us like that."
"You know; he really didn't ditch us." Doumeki pointed out.
"I KNOW THAT YOU MORON! I'M JUST SAYING THAT IT'S FREAKING UNUSUAL; THAT'S ALL!"
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Me:...
Kuro: You're going to say it again, aren't you...
Fai: *still hugging Kuro* Myaa~
Me: Sounds like you...
Kuro: *sighs*
Me: *pouts* It's no fun when you give up.
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Himawari laughed. "Oh you two. You're like the best of friends~!"
Watanuki sulked. "Himawari .."
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Doumeki glanced up and saw the door to the science lab. "Hmm ." He then noticed that the door is slightly ajar. "Oh."
"'Oh' what, Doumeki?" Watanuki grumbled.
The stoic teen pointed to the door. "It's open."
"Do you think Syaoran's in there?" Himawari asked.
Watanuki huffed. "Well there's one way to find out!" He shoved Doumeki to the side. "Out of my way, Jerk." He violently pushed the door open. "Hey Syaoran are you in here? We were just wondering where .you were?"As Watanuki got to look around the room his eyes fell to the tile floor where for some reason, Syaoran was laying right in front of him.
With the skeleton model .hugging it ..and smiling in pure bliss.
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Me: *coughs*
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"Hey Watanuki; what's wrong?" When Himwari gently pushed Watanuki to see; she blushed. " oh my."
As for Doumeki .he just looked. "Hey."
Syaoran blinked. "Huh?" He looked up and saw three of his older friends blushing at him. Well two of them were; Doumeki was itching to have a smirk on his face. Raising an eyebrow, he looked at his postion .then he too had a red face. "Um I uh ..it's not what you think .?"
There was moment of silence.
Then .
"And here I thought Syaoran was finally getting some."
Three horrified faces looked over at Doumeki who for some reason kept his face straight. He glanced at them. "What?"
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-Silence-
Sakura: ...He...
Syaoran: *looks down*
Yuui: It's okay, Syaoran. As Kurogane would say, it's not really you. ^-^
Syaoran: Yeah...
Sakura: *bursts out laughing* Sorry...It's just so funny!
Fai: I think it's adorable that Syaoran gets to hug Sakura's skeleton~
Kuro: Idiot! That's not her, for one, and that's disgusting!
Fai: You're just saying that because you know you'd want to hug my skeletons.
Me: Skeletons? Plural?
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Unfortunately, word got around the school and eventually reached the staff about Syaoran's mishap and practically everyone found out.
Including .
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"So Syaoran; is there something you like to tell me~?" Fai smiled at the mortified teen as he kept the student for after-school. "Or would you rather have your lovely friend tell me instead~?" He eyed the model which gave no respond in return.
Syaoran was beyond embarrassed.
"It's not what you think!" 'Oh why wouldn't anyone believe me? I didn't do anything!'
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And that's how he was called the 'Skeleton Molester' for a long period of time.
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Me: Right! I make note of it now...*grins*
Skeleton Molester: Wait, what...? ...WHAT THE!
Kuro: What is wrong with you!
Fai: Kuro-bunny, look! Ah, a new person~
Kuro-bunny: What...? OI!
Me: I love this!
Skeleton Molester: C-could you change my name b-back?
Me: Sure! Next chapter...maybe...
Skeleton Molester: ...*depression*
Sakura: *hides laughter* S-sorry, Syaoran-kun...
Me: SO! Your thoughts maybe...
Yuui: I really enjoyed it. Especially the ending.
Me: Me too~ Kuro-bunny?
Kuro-bunny: Quit it with the names! I get enough from this moron! *points to Fai, still draped over him*
Fai: It's nice to meet you too~
Me: Is...that what you think of True Despair's fic...SHAMEFULL!
Kuro-bunny: IT'S FINE!
Me: YOU'RE OPINION DOESN'T MATTER HERE!
Skeleton Molester: I thought it did... *cries*
Sakura: S-syao?
Yuui: *pats Sakura* I thinks it's because of his name.
Skeleton Molester: It's...not my name...
Me: Sakura?
Sakura: Oh! Yes, I thought it was really funny!
Me: ...Well, we all know how Syao- I mean Skeleton Molester thinks of the fic...it made him cry...
Yuui: Actually...that was you.
Me: ...FAI!
Fai: Nicely written as always~ Kuro-bunny thinks the same and I can't wait until the next chapter~ Fai-kitty is leaving. *starts walking away*
Kuro: Idiot! Where are you going?
Fai: Shut up, you!
Kuro: *blinks*
Me: Heh.. this may get dangerous. We'll see you all next time~
Fai: I need to find my Kuro-skeleton!
Me: Yuui, protect me!