Cast Comments

Chapter 4

Me: Hello! And welcome to another chapter of Cast Comments, Call me Aero!

Fai: Aero!

Sakura: Aero!

Yuui: Aero?

Watanuki: What?

Me: Heh, it worked... ANYWAY! In this chapter we'll dive into the thoughts of the Tsubasa cast along with Yuui, Watanuki, and Yuuko. I have no idea where Doumeki is...

Yuui: Aero, doesn't own Tsubasa or School Records Of Horitsuba...just to get that out of the way...

Me: Thank you! So, to make this work...I have this machine that records our thoughts. We all just have to wear these helmets here. They're not the prettiest things but they work. And also, the machine just happens to read the fanfic to us. It's so convenient! Also, I'm doing the same for the Fallen Angel version~

Kuro:...yeah...

Me: ONWARDS! From here on out there will be no talking. Only thinking~

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First Aid; my ass.

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Pounding painful, thunderous pounding. That's what his head felt like as the realm of consciousness called to him.

Opening his eyes, Fai tiredly looked around to see where he was or rather where he ended up. He groaned as the pounding somehow intensify as he sat up. "Owie~! My head hurts~!" He blinked as the scenery surrounding him became clear. "Oooh~! So, I'm at the kitchen~! Even though I'm on the floor." He smiled though it looked a bit pained. "Well at least I'm inside of me and Yuui's home."

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Fai: *thinking* Heh, I'm on the floor and ending each sentence with ~! Wait...why am I on the floor?

Kuro: Why is that idiot on the floor?

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"Guess again, moron."

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Fai: WHOA!

Kuro: WHAT THE HELL!

Me: *laughs*

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Fai looked at the intruder with wide blue eyes before he laughed. "Oh~! It's Kuro-ow!" He grabbed his head. "My head hurts."

Kurogane rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Here; I got this for you." He walked towards the blonde with a glass of water and an aspirin.

"Yay~! Kuro-tan's coming to the rescue~!" Fai took the glass and popped the medicine into his mouth. He then took a sip of water. "Ahh~! Much better~!" He then looked up at Kurogane to see a dark glare coming from those bright red eyes.

Nothing new there.

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Watanuki, Yuui, and Me: You can say that again...

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"Hmm what's wrong Kuro-rin~?"

"I can't believe you." The man seethed.

Fai tilted his head. "I'm sorry but I don't know what I did to make Kuro-crazy so angry." He smiled. "Unless it involved us in a bed with you being tied up with fuzzy handcuffs like the last time except it wasn't really-"

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Kuro: ...

Fai: Ooohh~ When was this?

Me: *staring at Kuro and Fai* Wow, their expressions are classic!

Yuui: ...handcuffs?

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"THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" Kurogane roared out while his face displayed a pretty shade of red. Calming down while pinching the bridge of his nose; he eventually composed himself. "That's not what I meant."

"Oh." Fai blinked. "Then what do you mean?"

Kurogane pointed to the Fai's right side. "I mean that."

Fai followed where the finger was pointing at until his eyes landed on his hand. He was at the very least surprised at he found. He saw that his hand had something very particular on top of it. "Um Kurgy is this a joke?"

The gym teacher rolled his eyes. "Does it look like I'm laughing; moron?"

On Fai's hand was a waffle and a frozen waffle to boot. Well from the looks of it, the waffle was thawed out a bit. However upon closer inspection; at the bottom of the waffle which was connected to his hand where a bit of something red was tinting the waffle. But what was it?

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Me: ...What the waffle?

Kuro: Waffle...?

Fai: It seems there's a waffle on my hand. ^-^

Sakura: Somehow...it doesn't seems so strange...Especially since it's Fai...

Watanuki: Of all things...

Yuui: I'm sure there's a reason...maybe...

Syaoran: ...I have nothing to think...

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Seeing that Fai was having trouble finding out what the hell that red was, he narrowed his eyes. "You really don't remember, do you?"

Taking that in the slightest offense; Fai pouted. "Well Kurgy; if I do remember what happened last night then I would've known about my hand being an appetizer for someone." Now that he thought about it "Kurgs what happened last night?" He blinked as Kurogane was trying to stay calm about it; as his expression turned from usually angry to just mortified.

"Besides being a complete moron?"

Fai nodded while rolling his eyes.

Kurogane sighed. 'This is going to be a pain in the ass.' "Fine; here's what happened."

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Me: Flashback!

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[The night before]

Fai was cheering while standing on the bar table swaying as he was barely holding on to his beer mug. "'ey! 'Ey Yuui~!" He slurred out. "L-Let's go to K-Kuro's place and have more .um things to do."

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Yuui: *sweatdrops*

Kuro: There is so much scarily acurate about that situation...

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Yuui who was sitting not too far from him; nodded tiredly. "Yeah I think should pay him a visit .yeah ." He was only slightly more sober then his twin but still can be considered drunk. "We .should um go "

"Goood Idea~!" Fai almost fell as he came down from the table. "'et's go~!" He didn't bother to put the glass down as he grabbed his brother's arm and walked out of the bar.

As they left; they failed to notice that the bartender shook his head; muttering about Tuesdays and not getting paid enough to deal with that crap.

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Me: lol...

Watanuki: I don't get paid enough for anything!

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As the pair miraculously made it to Kurogane's place; Fai tried to knock on the front door. "'ey Kuro-puus~! Come out an' play~!" He then tried to knock on the door with the beer mug that he taken from the bar. "Kuro~! Get up, you lazy puppy~!"

"Maybe he's .not home." Yuui's slumped form said. "We should go or somethin'."

Then the sound of glass breaking was heard throughout the whole place. Yuui lazily looked up and saw the door open. "Whoa how did you do that?"

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Kuro: OH JEEZ!

Fai: I'm a burgular~ But it's kuro's house so it's okay~

Me: LOL!

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Fai blinked. "Dunno magic?" He looked at his hand. "Whoa what a pretty color~!"

Getting himself off the ground, Yuui pushed the door wide open and gently shoved Fai inside. "Come on ." As they got inside, Yuui used one hand and weakly push the door to close; only for it to just have it halfway. "Let's fin' somethin' for that han'."

The twins got to a tiled room. Yuui got Fai into chair (just barely) and went to a compartment. He felt a chill as he opened it. "Ew freezing." He looked around and took a box out. Thanks to the alcohol content; he thought he found what he was looking for. "Foun' it." He looked up. "Hey..brother; I found the ." He blinked as he saw that Fai was already passed out on the floor. "Oh .he's asleep'ed" He (with all of his might) kneeled down and opened the box. He took one of the "wrapping" out and placed it on Fai's bleeding hand and apply pressure. "That should do it."

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Me: Waffle bandange! XD

Kuro: This is weird...

Syaoran: Should I be surprised?

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As he looked at Fai; Yuui yawned too. "I'm getting sleepy." Without thinking he tossed the box away and laid down next to his brother. "Good night .brother."

All he got was a mumble as sleep overtook him.

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Kuro: Great. And I lose my waffles too...WAIT WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!

Me: Poor Kuro and his waffles.

Yuui: Waffles are random...

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[A couple hours later]

Kurogane was walking to his place with some grocery bags. He went for some last minute shopping before the late-night stores were closed. He went up to his door .only to find two things.

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Fai: Makes you wonder if he bought waffles...

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One: his door was open.

Two: that there were pieces of glass and bits of red in front of said opened door.

His eyebrow twitched. "Oh for the love of fu it better not be the damn witch trying to prank me again." Nonetheless, he pushed the door opened and looked around. Nothing bad so far; his living room was the way he left it. However when he got to the kitchen.

He was met with an unbelievable sight.

On the tile floor, there was Fai and Yuui sleeping soundly. The fridge was wide open and there was a box of waffles on the table. From what he could tell; they were drunk of their asses and decided to pay him a little visit.

No words can describe the anger he was feeling at that mere moment.

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Me: I CAN! Really, really, really, really, really, bad anger...maybe...

Watanuki: The whole silence thing...is awkward...

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However; after counting to ten twenty okay maybe up to thirty, Kurogane sighed and put away the food. Afterwards he stared as the sleeping duo. "Well I guess they'll be fine in the morning."

With that he turned off the kitchen light and went to bed; letting the twins sleep it off.

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Sakura and Syaoran: He didn't throw them out!

Me: Awww, Kuro-pon cares! He didn't kick them out and call them bum.

Yuui: ...I feel cared about...

Watanuki: Seriously, this is awkward...

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Fai stared. "Kuro-sama; that was really mean!"

By now Fai's injured hand was properly wrapped in real bandages. He and Kurogane were sitting on the couch while watching some TV show; but neither were paying attention to it. "How could you just leave us there like that!"

Kurogane shrugged. "Why are you complaining for? It's not like I threw you two out and believe me it took all of my strength not to do that." He muttered angrily. "So it worked out okay. So stop whining."

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Everyone: Too good to be true...

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" Speaking of which; where's Yuui~? Fai asked.

"Who knows." Kurogane shifted his eyes. "When I came to; he was gone. I have no freaking idea where he is right now."

Fai looked out of the window. "Yuui ."

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Fai: I made it look like he died...

Yuui:...Did I die?

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[Somewhere else]

The cash register was quaking in his shoes; secretly hoping that the moment was only a terrible nightmare. "W-w-what do you need sir?"

A fiery pair of bright blue eyes burned right into him.

"Aspirin and lots of it."

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Fai: HE DIDN'T DIE~

Me: Wow. Yuui can get scary.

Kuro: O.O Sakura: Yuui has a dark side?

Syaoran: ...

Watanuki: I didn't see that comming.

Yuui: Someone's figure me out...

Fai: WAIT! Yuui left me?

Me: Review lots 'cause I likes 'em~