It's a wonderful magical world
By psychored1911
Disclaimer: I don't own TWEWY or Negima. You can only dream though. Wait, you can't? Darn it
Chapter 4: Negi day 2
I got a review that I messed up on this chapter, so I'm rewriting it
Scramble crossing
Neku woke up, dazed "*yawn* where am I?" he looked around "Hey, where'd that Negi kid go?" he looked over his shoulder and saw Negi sleeping… next to Asuna. It took Neku all his willpower not to burst into laughter, but he did take a picture to use for later blackmail. A few minutes later Asuna and Negi started to stir. Neku quickly flipped through his phone and tried faking a call.
"*Yawn* what happened last night?" Asuna looked at Negi, who was still sleeping right next to her. "YOU PERVERT!" she slugged Negi right into the ground, who to her surprise, was still sleeping. Konoka woke up shortly after the outburst.
"*Yawn* Asuna…" she looked at Negi, beaten into the ground "Asuna! What did you do to him?"
As Asuna and Konoka were getting into an argument, Neku went up to Negi and woke him up "Hey, wake up."
"Ow… my whole body hurts…" Negi moaned. Neku picked him up but heard a beep from his phone "Oh the mission's here." He dropped Negi harshly and looked at his phone. His text read- Teach your partner and another team about the game. You have 6 days. Complete or face erasure. The reapers- "Hmm, that's a weird mission. And six days?" Neku stated. He and the rest of the group got another beep from their phones. The new text said- destroy the giant noise at Scramble Crossing. You have 360 minutes. Complete or face erasure. The reapers-
Neku looked at his phone and back at the others' phone. Instead of getting a sting, they got another text on the phone. This time it read- P.S. the noise is drawn by the brand "Gatito".
The group felt the sting of the timer hit them. "Owww…" they muttered. They looked at Neku's phone and said "Why did you get that?"
"I don't know, maybe it's because I …" Neku's mood darkened "Never mind." He sighed "I guess I have to teach you guys about this game." He pulled out a blackboard from who knows where and started to write on it "If you noticed already, we are in Shibuya, but we're in an alternate Shibuya, called the UG. Any questions so far?" Negi and Konoka shook their heads, though Asuna tilted her head in confusion "Can you repeat that?"
Neku sweatdropped "Anyway, there are 2 types of people who are in the game: players and reapers." He drew a stick figure "We are the players; the people who play this game to get back their entry fees and their li-, your li-." Neku covered his mouth; he did not want to tell them, but the timer on his hand kept ticking and sighed "You guys play the game to reclaim your entry fees and your lives. All of us are dead."
The three gave Neku a look of shock "We're dead?" Negi and Konoka started to cry while Asuna collapsed to the floor. Neku walked over and said "Calm down, if we manage to beat this game we get our life back." The three of them stopped crying and continued listening to Neku.
"As I was saying," he continued "We have to play the game or we get erased. Now the people who go in our way are the reapers." He drew a picture of a stick figure with bat wings "There are 2 types of reapers; wall reapers and officer reapers. Wall reapers basically get in our way, so they make us do stuff to get them to open." He drew one with a wall then drew one with a gun "the officers are the ones you should look out for; they create the noise; the things that attacked us." He drew a frog coming out of a graffiti drawing "This is the noise; they manifest out of negative emotions. They attack the players because of the reapers' will. You can fight the noise by using your psychs; which is either manifested into pins or something else, like Negi's staff." He picked up his player pin "This is a player pin; you might not know how to use it now; but after I'm done teaching you, it can help a lot. For one, it can help you read minds-."
"Really?" Asuna interrupted, looking at her pin.
"Anyway, if you don't have enough focus, it will be like listening to the radio with all the channels on at the same time. The pin can also help you find noise." He told Asuna, Konoka and Negi to scan.
Wow, these pills are great! No one suspects I'm 50!
Where was that pharmacy? The pharmacist workin' there was smokin'.
I wanted to watch the game, but I have a date. Heck, soccer means more than a girl!
The three scanned for noise, but there were no symbols around. They stopped scanning and said "There aren't any symbols at all."
"What?" Neku scanned the area and to his surprise, there were no noise symbols. "That doesn't make any sense; there should be at least one noise symbol out here." He thought about it for a second "Maybe if we get more Gatito stuff, we can draw that noise here."
"But first we have to get some clothes from that brand," Asuna said "Does anyone know where we can get stuff from that brand?"
Everyone face faulted then looked at Neku. "…Well, Gatito brand stuff is spread out over in several stores, but I have some Gatito stuff on me." He showed them his phones, Joshua's feather, Pi face's cap and the wizard's glasses. "This is everything from Gatito I actually have. I know someone who can get us a few pins for it. Mr. H sells some in his store in Cat Street."
"Then let's go!" Negi, Konoka and Asuna ran towards the Shibu dep't store, not noticing the wall reaper nearby.
"Wait guys," Neku warned "Stop there's a-"
*CRASH*
"Wall." Neku finished. He walked over to the reaper "All right, what do you want?"
"Want past this wall? Get me a New York hat from Wild Boar." The reaper said.
"Fine, come on guys." He picked up Negi, Asuna and Konoka and headed towards 104.
In the 104 building
Guys, wake up." Neku snapped the three awake inside the store.
"Huh? Where are we?" Asuna muttered, not noticing the shop clerk walk up to them.
"Miss, are you okay?" the clerk asked.
Asuna jumped in surprise. She whispered to Neku "How can she see us?"
"Don't worry; this is one of the few places where the UG and RG overlap. You can check by looking at a skull decal outside the store." Neku's attention shifted towards the clerk. "We don't need any help, but thanks anyways." The clerk nodded and walked away.
"Okay, the Wild Boar department should be over there." Neku said as they walked over to the store. As they looked around the store, Negi spotted the hat on a rack. He tried to reach it, he fell on his butt. When he tried to reach it again, a 15 year old girl approached him, grabbed the hat and handed it to him.
"Here you go. But if you want to match that hat with your clothes, you also have to change brands to Wild Boar rather than that Pegaso suit. Understand?" the girl said.
Before Negi could say anything, Neku approached him saying "Did you find the hat yet?" he then turned to the girl, who apparently he recognized "Oh, Eri, what brings you here?"
"Oh," Eri recognized Neku "Neku, what brings you here, haven't seen you at school yesterday."
"You know her?" Negi pointed at Eri.
"Sure, she's a friend of mine,"
"So Neku, who's this kid anyways?" Eri looked at Negi.
"Um, um…," Neku quickly thought of a lie "He's Negi, my cousin."
"Well," Eri looked at the two "that explains the red hair, the shortness, the monkey arms and-,"
"EXCUSE ME?" Negi and Neku interjected. As they were shouting, Asuna and Konoka approached them.
"Hey, you find the hat?" they called, getting their attention.
"And who're they?" Eri asked.
"Oh, um…," Neku made a quick lie "That is Asuna and Konoka, his girlfriends."
Konoka blushed while Asuna punched Neku's head "He's joking."
"I know," Negi sweatdropped "I don't even know the scary bell-head."
"Will you stop that sick joke already, you're already scaring us!" Asuna screamed at Negi.
"Anyway," Neku turned to Eri "Do you mind explaining brands to them?"
"Sure." Eri pulled out a chalkboard and got their attentions "Okay, there are 13 brands in Shibuya. Each area in Shibuya is affected by trends set out by certain brands. You can change these trends by wearing other brands, understand?" Negi, Neku and Konoka understood, but Asuna tilted her head in confusion "Can you repeat that?"
Ignoring her, Eri looked at Neku "You need me to explain anything else?"
"Um, no that will be a- Hey look there's a sale over there!" Neku pointed behind Eri.
"What? Where?" Eri turned around and during her confusion; Neku quickly paid for the hat and dragged them out "Well I don't see- Hey where did they go?"
Outside the 104 building
"Now, I am going to teach you guys to fighting the UG." Neku declared to them "I don't know what Asuna's psych is, but I will figure it out. Now Asuna' touch a noise symbol." Asuna did what she was told and after touching the pin, Neku and Konoka vanished "Where did you guys go?" Asuna screamed
*where are you Asuna?* Konoka's voice echoed in Asuna's head
*Don't worry; to destroy the noise, you have to destroy them in 2 realms. Right now the both of us are in the other realm, so just focus on the noise in your realm.* Neku's voice echoed
Asuna looked at her hands; now there was a giant sword in her hands "What the heck is this?"
*Whatever it is, it's your psych. You have to fight with it* Neku's voice echoed
"Okay, I get, it fight the noise with it." Asuna saw several frog and wolf noise appear in front of her. As she readied her sword, she noticed something hovering overhead. "What the heck is that?"
*What's what?* Neku's voice echoed
"It's the thing hovering over my head!" Asuna looked above her, seeing cards that look like a portrait and 3 playing cards.
*What do they look like?*
"It's a portrait of a person and 3 playing cards." Asuna answered
*Cartomancy!* Konoka exclaimed
"What?" everyone exclaimed.
*It's a type of fortune telling where you use playing cards to see a person's future.
"Oh, that makes sense." Asuna looked up at it and then at the noise "It's hard to believe they did not move yet."
*Don't worry, here they come!* Neku picked up a pyrokinesis pin and started dragging a fire over the noise
"Wow, how did you do that?" Konoka was curious on using pins
"Just hold the pin, and picture a fire. That's all there is to it. It you want to move it just picture the fire being dragged around. Now you try."
"Okay." Konoka activated the pin but it exploded in her face.
Neku blew the smoke away from his face "Okay, that's right; only I was able to use the pins; we still need to find your psych." He noticed something sticking out of Konoka's back pocket "What's that?"
Konoka took what was in her pockets out; it was a pair of fans.
"Try swinging it."
Konoka swung her fan and a huge gust came out, knocking all the noise back "Cool!"
While Neku taught Konoka how to use her psych, Asuna and Negi were having trouble figuring out the Cartomancy thing works with their fighting.
"How does this work again?" Asuna was confused, even with her knowledge of the cards from hanging around Konoka all the time
*To select a card, you just have to attack; to change the card you're selecting, change the direction of the attack, attack at a higher or lower angle* Neku's voice echoed
"How do you know this stuff?" Asuna shouted at the top of her lungs.
*Just call it personal experience and leave it at that* Neku's echoed voice murmured
"Let's try it whoever-you-are." Negi said childishly.
"Will you remember my name already?" Asuna shouted at Negi before punching him in the head.
*Whoa! Don't hit him, you are connected to your partner; if you destroy him, you destroy me!* Neku shouted.
"Fine, just help us with this thing; it's confusing!" she did a double take on the picture "What's a married woman, Konoka?"
*It's queen of diamonds* Konoka chirped
Asuna did 3 slashes before jumping back to let Negi fire a bolt at the noise. Above their heads, the picture twinkled and disappeared before changing into another picture
"Huh, why did it change?"
*You probably got it right; so it disappeared.* Neku suggested
Within seconds of fighting, all the noise was erased.
"Wow that took a lot longer than I thought it would." Asuna muttered. She looked around and the people were wearing different clothes; Neku's J of the M clothes to be exact "Whyh are people wearing different clothes; weren't they wearing something else?"
"Well," Neku started "It took only a few seconds. It only felt that way because I was teaching you guys. And when we fight the noise, we influence the people to wear different brands; like the one I'm wearing. Anyways we have the hat, so let's go."
Scramble Crossing
"Okay, we got the hat you wanted." Neku handed the reaper the hat.
"Objective met, wall clear." The reaper got rid of the wall
"Thanks!"
Time skip to Cat Street
"Mr. H where are you?" Neku slammed the door to the café open. Negi, Asuna and Konoka followed shortly.
"*Yawn* Huh, Phones, what you need?" Mr. H woke up from a nap he took earlier.
"Do you have a pin from Gatito?"
"Huh, oh sure. Here's this pin called "One jump from Eden". I'll sell it to you for 20,000 yen (Roughly 200 bucks or so)."
"20,000 yen?" Asuna yelled in outburst "There's no way we'll buy tha-."
"Okay, sure." Neku handed Mr. H some bills and Mr. H gave him the pin. Asuna, Konoka and Negi were left speechless.
"Come on, let's go." Neku used his phone to change the pins he was using before dragging them back to the Scramble.
Scramble crossing
"Okay that noise should be here now." Neku and Asuna scanned the area, revealing a lone, blue noise symbol.
"There it is!" Asuna and Neku touched the noise, drawing it towards them, before turning into its true form.
"Hey wait a minute! That's-." Neku couldn't finish what he was trying to say before warping away.
The noise revealed to be the first game master, Higashizawa.
"Welcome to my kitchen." He greeted before turning into his noise form, Ovis Canum.
"I'll pound you!" He started to raise his fists, looking like he was about to attack
*Quick get him! If he's attacking down here he won't notice you two attacking!* Neku's voice shouted
"Got it!" Asuna kept slashing him while Negi blasted him with his magic. In the bottom side, Neku and Konoka stayed where the noise's punches can't hurt it and started attacking with pyrokinesis supplemented with powerful gusts.
"I'll char your bones black!" The noise emitted several orbs of darkness from its mouth.
"Guys dodge the orbs they can deal a lot of damage if they reach you!" Neku shouted towards them.
"Got it!" Asuna and Negi took a defensive position while Neku dragged Konoka from the orbs. After the orbs stopped flying, the group started to attack again.
After a few minutes, the noise roared in pain "NOW WE'RE BOILING!" he started pounding on Neku's and Konoka's realm then started swiping at Asuna's and Negi's realm.
"Owowow…" Asuna mumbled in the pain "Oh this guy's going down." Not noticing the card she was using, she slammed her sword into the noise, making it stumble backwards.
Neku saw a gleam come from his pocket; he picked it up to find his fusion pin change into a pin with several arrows of light on it. He smiled "Time to end this thing!" he declared as he activated the pin
"Ras tel Magister-" Negi chanted.
"Oh screw it!" Asuna and Neku interrupted.
"…" Konoka stayed silent.
Negi and Konoka fired several volleys of arrows while Neku and Asuna went to both realms slashing all over the realms.
After they finished, the noise mumbled "Mr. Kitaniji…" before disappearing forever, dropping a single pin.
"Oh yeah, he was pwned!" Asuna gave Konoka and Negi a high-five while Neku looked at the pin. Before he can reach it, a hand swiped at the pin and took it.
"Hey, what the hell man?" he looked at the person who swiped the pin, who revealed himself to be the composer himself, Joshua.
"I'll be taking that, Neku," Joshua took another pin out and handed it to Neku "Have this pin instead."
Neku grabbed the pin and took a look at a pin and paled "You son of a -." He charged at Joshua, but got thrown back towards the group by another pair of hands.
"Ow… what did you do…?" Asuna muttered.
"My, my; looks like they are still so weak," the owner of the voice walked towards the group, who reveals herself to be Chao "Hello, I am Chao Rinshen and I am the Game Master for this week."
"Huh, Chao?" Konoka took a look at the game master "I thought you were our friend. Why are you trying to kill us?"
"Sorry Konoka, but I have to do this…" Chao's expression darkened "I'll see you at the end of the week." The two of them disappeared in the shadows.
"HEY WAIT!"
A/N: wow, this took longer than I thought it would. I will update faster during summer break, though I will still update in the meantime. Also, Neku uses a variety of pins from several different pins: Kanesada (shockwave, J of the M), One jump from Eden (Holy field, Gatito), Queen's knight (psychokinesis, pegaso) Healing bunny (cure drink, sheep heavenly), Final pyre, all expired (pyrokinesis, dragon couture), and psych support (supply boost+, Mus rattus). I will swap the one jump from Eden with a Rhyme pin later. Please review, if I make a mistake, please correct me.