hahah i did it! i own fma! *tosses fist in air*

sister: really now? prove it

me: fine then *goes to open closet and finds it empty* D: i know i had them in here!

sister *pats me on shoulder* sure whatever you say, how about we go watch a movie right now...

me:you dont believe me do you?

sister:nope...and now ill do the disclaimers:D my crazy sister doesnt own fma, thank god! who knows wat shed do if she did

me*_* keh heh...

Chapter two: Invites

"So what do you want for your birthday?" Al asked his brother while he waited for him to finish brushing his hair. His brother shrugged. "I don't know, neither do

His brother shrugged, "I don't know, neither do I really care to tell you the truth."

Al rolled his eyes, "Come on there must be something." he wheedled. "D

"Dad's already letting me throwing me a party, what else could I ask for?"

"So who are you inviting?"

Ed shrugged again grabbing his backpack and a granola bar. "practically the whole school?". Al stared surprised then laughed. "well this should be interesting. I can't wait to see mom's face when she sees all those people."

Al stared surprised then laughed. "Well, this should be interesting. I can't wait to see mom's face when she sees all those people."

"that's the whole point." smirked Ed. "and it's not like I care, she's not my real mom anyway."

"What do you think?" Dante waited for Hohen to answer. "I say that we let him decide. If he's ready fine, but I'm not going to force my son into anything he doesn't want to do and neither are you." Dante opened her mouth to argue but

"I say that we let him decide. If he's ready fine, but I'm not going to force my son into anything he doesn't want to do and neither are you." Dante opened her mouth to argue but

Dante opened her mouth to argue but Hohenheim cut her off. " I mean it, Dante."

"Fine."

Hohenheim nodded. "Now if you'll excuse me, there is a party I need to set up for." Dante smiled, giving her husband a peck on the cheek. "alright darling, while you're doing that I'm just going to go to my room and take a little nap." 'yeah right' she thought, closing the bedroom door behind her. "hmmm...so the little brats having a party thrown for him...this should be perfect."

Dante smiled, giving her husband a peck on the cheek. "alright darling, while you're doing that I'm just going to go to my room and take a little nap." 'yeah right' she thought, closing the bedroom door behind her. "hmmm...so the little brat's having a party thrown for him...this should be perfect."

"What the hell!" yelled Winry stomping her foot when she saw the two boys. "you're late!". Ed rolled his eyes. "ever heard of a traffic jam?"

Ed rolled his eyes. "ever heard of a traffic jam?"

"shut up!" Just then she spotted Roy. "Oi! isn't that the guy that you said you flipped out on yesterday?"

"yea? what about it?"

"Are you crazy? You just yelled at the most popular guy in school! Roy Christopher Mustang!" she whacked him on the head with a wrench.

"Ow! Where the hell did that thing come from?"

"You're such an idiot! how am I ever supposed to show my face ever again?"

"Jeez! what's the big deal?"

Roy watched the two blondes fight in interest. Then frowned. 'Hey isn't that the shrimp that had chewed him out yesterday?' "Oi! hey, you shrimp!"

Al sighed. "and so it begins.."

Edward whipped around and shot a glare at him. Roy could see the dangerous glint in his eyes and shuddered a little bit scared...not that he was going to admit it to this pipsqueak. 'What was his name again? Elron, Eddie..'

"for your life's sake that had better not had been me that you were talking to." the small blonde growled.

"and if it was?" Roy couldn't help it, he smirked. The shrimp looked so cute all worked up like that.

Edward was about to open his mouth and let him have it when Winry cut him off. " omg! please tell me that you'll be going to Edward's birthday party!"

'Oh! that's right his name was Edward!'

"What! are you out of your mind!? he just fucking insulted my height! why should I let him come?"

Winry acted as if she hadn't heard him handing Roy and Maes a white envelope.

"Party starts at 6! oh, and don't forget to dress in costume! it's a masquerade."

"Says who?!"

"Says me bimbo head!" Winry whacked Ed on the head again. "Anyways..." she continued, turning back to face Roy. "I hope that you'll be able to make it."

Roy laughed and winked. "oh don't you worry, I'll make sure I'll come. I wouldn't want to disappoint the little shrimp here right?"

"Great see you there!" Winry called as the two walked away to their next class. Then she turned her attention back to her two friends. One of whom was fuming.

"~wouldnt want to disappoint the little shrimp now would I~" mimicked Ed. "the nerve of that jerk!" Then he glared at Winry. "And you!"

"What did I do?"

"~hope you can come~" Ed glared, "remind you of anyone?"

"oh shut up! I'm just trying to help you make new friends!"

"I have friends!"

"that are not gender confused and have a bad taste in hair and clothes."

"hey! I heard that!" protested Envy from his locker.

Winry cringed. "Sorry." then she turned back to Edward. "and anyways you like him!"

"what him! as if!"

Winry sighed. "deny all you want, but deep down you know you do". Just then the warning bell for class rang. "well, see you guys in Art."

'the nerve of her! how dare she think that I have a crush on Mustang! Mustang for crying outloud!'.

"uh, brother?" said Al interrupting his brother's thoughts. "mind daydreaming on your own time? I'd actually like to get to class on time for once."

"..uh right..hey wait what do you mean I was daydreaming?" Al laughed. Brother was so weird sometimes.