I'm back! So… no one reviewed TT_TT I know it's not very good, but please! Even if it was just 'meh', you can still put that! Now, I'm putting this up a little later than I originally planned (only 2 days late! For me, that's a record!) but since no one's being a good little minion and reviewing, they deserve it. Anywhoo…I don't own. But I'm working on it! You should be scared. Very scared…
Sasuke: *wakes up* What happened to me? And why am I covered in drool?
Naruto: *rolls over, is naked*
Sasuke: Okay… now I don't want to know.
Naruto: Mmm…ponies…
Sasuke: I should probably leave now.
Naruto: *licks Sasuke's shoulder* Lemony goodness.
Sasuke: *licks shoulder* I don't taste like lemon.
Naruto: *wakes up* Oh. Hi Sasuke! When did you get here?
Sasuke: I have no idea. That last thing I remember, I was making out with Gaara.
Naruto: You were making out with Gaara? Why are you unfaithful? Am I not good enough? T-T
Sasuke: Well…
Naruto: Why? T-T You betrayed me!
Sasuke: It wouldn't be the first time.
Naruto: I thought the couples counseling fixed that!
Sasuke: Like you never did anything like that!
Naruto: It was only with Shikamaru! And Neji! And Shino! And Ino! And Sakura! And-
Sasuke: And you thought I was bad. Don't you hate Neji?
Naruto: We didn't. Now you know why we hate each other.
Sasuke: Ah! Mental Images!
Naruto: So? It can't be worse than the images of you and Sai!
Sasuke: How'd you know about that?
Naruto: I didn't! I just guessed and you admitted it!
Sasuke: Why is everyone using me today!
Naruto: Don't complain! You know you like it!
Sasuke: *sob* No I don't!
Naruto: Awww, c'mon Sasuke, don't cry! Please?
Sasuke: *Sob* I've never cried before, I can cry *sob* as much as I want today!
Naruto: *hug* …Do you feel better now?
Sasuke: I really don't want a hug from you until you put some clothes on.
Naruto: Fine, I'll put some clothes on. Where are my pants? *looks around*
Sasuke: *tosses pants* Here.
Naruto: *puts pants on* Happy now?
Sasuke: Yes. Now tell me how I got here.
Naruto: … I don't actually know.
Sasuke: This is your house. You should know!
Naruto: I should, but I don't. I don't know a lot of things I should.
Sasuke: That's why you're usually the uke.
Naruto: Hey! At least I'm not a natural uke! Really, I mean, your parents knew from the very beginning! There's no coming out of the closet to them!
Sasuke: And you're not a natural blonde!
Naruto: So what? Your hair isn't a natural color either!
Sasuke: Yes, it is!
Naruto: Then what color is it? Is it blue? Black? Purple? What the hell is it?
Sasuke: It's blackish-blue. I think. I can't really tell.
Naruto: God, Masashi Kishimoto, Make up your mind!
Sasuke: Stop making fun of my hair!
Naruto: *bites Sasuke's head* haha now your hair has saliva in it!
Sasuke: Ewww! Get it out! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
Please review! Review =happiness=mood for typing this crap! I'll post on the 1st next month if I still have no reviews. If I get one, I might post a day sooner… *hint hint nudge nudge*