Sorry I'm late guys, I had writer's block. Thanks for reviewing, at least I got some :P I kind of thought I wouldn't get any but you're satisfying my second stomach for reviews, cause my first stomach is for Turnabout Goodbyes :D

Phoenix's List.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY EDGEWORTH IS GAY

10. He wears a pink shirt.

9. He has a "manly" tissue on his front lapel.

8. He sleeps… naked….

7. I caught him trying to get onto me even though he says that he was trying to object to what I said.

6. He thinks pink is a manly color.

5. His hair… looks gay.

4. He is a grown man and loves the Steel Samurai more than Maya does.

3. He messes with witnesses and stuff in court.

2. He NEVER CURSES?

1. He wears a pink shirt.

"There's my list."

"NICK! YOU WROTE THAT ALREADY!"
"Oh, sorry, I'll change it *snicker*"

1. He wears a pink shirt.

"!"

When I wrote this, I knew Edgeworth was gay because he is. LOL. Just kidding. No, I'm serious. Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did, because, HEADS UP! Next is why Mia shouldn't have died.