Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, he would be way more butt-kicking.
Ahrirang stared at him. "You…you mean that they were…evil? But Daddy wasss sssso niccce! He taught me English! He even brought me booksss to read!"
Ginny got up from the floor. "Wooow. You-Know-Who was your dad? Gross!" Ahrirang stared. "No, I don't know who." She said. "TELL ME WHO OR I WILL BITE YOU!" (Yay! It rhymes!) And thus there was a chaotic chase that consisted of Ginny screaming and being chased by Ahrirang, who was trying to bite Ginny, and Harry, who was chasing both of them and making nonsensical shouting noises.
Suddenly, Ron blasted through the wall! "Ah-HA! I am here to save you all!" He bellowed. "Oh Merlin! What are you two DOING! Do not worry, beautiful scaly girl who I do not know! I will save you from those rampaging hippogriffs!" He spit on his hand and slicked his hair back, making himself look even more idiotic.
Ahrirang promptly socked him in the stomach. "Get the hell away from me, you nasssty little ponccce!" Ron fell over like a tonne of bricks.
"Arrgh…can't…breathe….OW." He lay on the ground, eyes bulging.
"Okay, STOP!" Harry yelled. Everyone froze in their positions. (Except for Ginny, who fell over because she had tripped over SOMEONE!)
Harry continued in a quieter tone. "Now that you guys aren't acting like a bunch of howler monkeys or lovesick idiots (RON), does anyone know how to get out of this place?" He stared at Ahrirang pointedly.
"Oh, sure! Come on everyone, follow me!" She turned and walked off to Slytherin's mouth, which was (obviously) still open.
"Wait a minute, I forgot Lockheart!" Ron said as everyone turned and looked at him. "C'mon, Professor, this way!" He dragged the obliviated man over to them. "Oh, what are you? You certainly are beautiful." Lockheart said dozily.
"She's, um…she's a type of very rare elf." Harry stammered as Ahrirang glared Lockheart down. She shot him a look that said, 'Am NOT.'
"Sssince we are all here, it'sss time to go. NOW, everyone FOLLOW ME." So they all followed Ahrirang meekly over to Slytherin's mouth.