Episode 0: Choosing the Cast
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Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, and Ricky were all seated at a circular plastic table. There was a huge pipe of papers sitting at the center of the table.
"Hey, Chef," Ricky asked the man sitting to her left, "Why is the intern helping us choose the cast?"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?" Chris screamed, "I AM NOT AN INTERN! I AM CHRIS MCLEAN, AND I AM THE HOST OF THE SHOW!"
"Oh. Why didn't you say that earlier?" Ricky said.
Chef facepalmed, "Let's just get this over with."
Ricky grabbed the first paper in the pile. "Her name is...Arabella Carchi," she read, "She's...a neat freak. She feels the need to sanitize everything she touches."
"Where she from?" Chef asked.
"Italy," Chris said, reading over Ricky's shoulder, "Born in Milan, but raised in the Bronx. Apparently, she wears latex gloves and a face mask whenever she needs to ride the subway. Next." Ricky set the application down in front of her.
Chef picked another from the pile. "Mikey Glover," he stated, "...A male ballet dancer?"
"Ooh, I loved 'Black Swan'!" Ricky squealed, "I was in that movie!"
"Really?" Chris said.
"No," Ricky replied. Chef rolled his eyes and put the application above Arabella Carchi's.
Chris, feeling stupid, picked up the next application. "Avery Quinn," he skimmed over the application, and smirked, "The Dirty Talker."
"Lemme see that," Ricky snatched the paper from him. She quickly read over it, "...I say she's in." Then she put the application down in the pile in front of her.
"Aren't I supposed to get a say in this?" Chef crossed his arms.
Chris handed him an application. "You can decide the next one," he told him.
"Hmmm..." Chef Hatchet looked it over, "His name is Edward James Andrewx, and he calls himself a Samurai..."
"Ooh, I loved 'Samurai Jack'!" Ricky interrupted, "My uncle was the inspiration for it!"
"Seriously?" Chris said.
"No. Can we move on now?" Ricky snatched the paper from Chef's hand and put it in the pile in front of her.
The Janitor's Closet: Confessional For Now
Chris: These jokes are going to get really old, really fast.
Ricky: *holding a puppet of herself and making it talk* I loved 'South Park'! I was a guest star once! *pulls out a puppet of Chris and makes it talk* For reals? *pulls out her puppet again* No.
Chef Hatchet: I. Hate. My. Coworkers.
End Confessional
"Oh, come on," Ricky groaned, "We've been at it this for six hours. Are we done yet?"
"Ricky-" Chris began.
The pink-haired girl fell to the floor. "I'm going to die of fanfiction-induced stroke..."
"Ricky-" Chris said again.
Ricky clutched her chest dramatically. "Tell my ex-boyfriend," she gasped, "...that he still owes me twenty bucks..."
"Ricky!" Chris yelled, "We finished five minutes ago!"
"Oh, well, in that case..." Ricky stood up and brushed herself off, "...Gunther still owes me twenty bucks."
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Author's Note: I'm really, really sorry for the super-late update, and the very crappy intro! However, I updated now, and here is the cast list! *drum roll, please!*
Girls
1. Avery Masale Quinn, The Dirty Talker. Submitted by Tornography.
2. Scarletta Alive Contaili, The Bambina Pianist. Submitted by Desire at gunpoint.
3. Piper Mckenzie Grace, The Tomboy. Submitted by mythologyrulz.
4. Briana Taylor Smith, The Outgoing Gangster. Submitted by HugefanofScotty17.
5. Fizz Anne Hamill, The Musician. Submitted by EpicLemon.
6. Jenna Marie Rose, The Rocker. Submitted by Jenna211.
7. Tipper Georgia Taymit, The Sorrow Dreamer. Submitted by Pandah N. Reaper.
8. Madeleine Harrison, The Shy Girl. Submitted by Me Gusta.
9. Epiphany "Effie" Peaden, The Psycho. Submitted by CaptJessicaSparrow.
10. Blair Selena Mendez, The Sweet Positive Girl. Submitted by AprilShowers101 .
11. Miki Tsuki, The Japanese Otaku. Submitted by TdiBridgette.
12. Lalani Kumakaia, The Sweet Antagonist. Submitted by Jade-Tyga.
13. Arabella Carchi, The Neat Freak. Submitted by myself.
Guys
1. Colby Lee Brown, The Artist. Submitted by colbyleebrown.
2. Kenny David Specs, The Fun Loving Surfing Teen. Submitted by TaylorMan021983.
3. Edward James Andrewx, The American Samurai. Submitted by Josh Spicer.
4. Terrance Warren Silva, The Humble and Friendly. Submitted by Lord Red.
5. Caleb Sinclaire, The Gymnast. Submitted by Jenna211.
6. Seth Ono Fujimoto, The Karate Student. Submitted by kitsune818.
7. John Winston McCartney, The Flirty Musician. Submitted by Bloop01.
8. Zane Halliwell, The Guitar Guy. Submitted by Zane Halliwell.
9. Angel Nights, The Strong Silent Type. Submitted by Sasuke The Run Away.
10. Carson Allan Wilkens, The Southern Gentleman. Submitted by CaptJessicaSparrow.
11. Aaron Yin, The Immature Party Animal. Submitted by Replicaaa.
12. Tan Asani, The Always Having-Fun Surfing Environmentalist. Submitted by TDI 4 Ever.
13. Mikey Glover, The Male Ballet Dancer. Submitted by myself.
Well, that's the cast list. I'll have Episode 1 up tomorrow! By the way, please vote on the poll on my profile on the team names! -Casey x