Naruto: Lost in Confusion
Yo, Ultima here, well this is the second one so I hope you all enjoy it. Remember that this is a dream and to be honest I think it's very original. I don't know many people that would confess to having anime based dreams. I have a lot but this Naruto one is the first one I actually got the nerve to write about.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except how this story rolls out and myself. I did dream it after all.
Chapter Two: Konoha Chunin vs. Competitive Freelancer
Leon awoke in a huge room that had alot of people in there with him. Leon kept his eyes closed but opened them partially to see what was going on. The same people from earlier were here except they all had their backs to him as they were busy talking to a person at the front in a huge chair. 'That must be Tsunade...' Leon thought as he spied about the room.
"But Tsunade-sama! He could be a spy for Orochimaru!" someone said as a bunch of mumbles were let out from the comment. I glanced over as best I could and saw that the students were arguing with the fact about my sudden appearance. "I seriously doubt a spy would make such an entrance if they were trying to be undercover." Tsunade explained as she then took out some other papers from her desk.
"Also, we have a new S Ranked mission involving a weird portal nearby that keeps dropping random items through it. We're not sure what these things are or where this portal thing goes to but I have a feeling that this portal may involve how our sleeping friend over there, managed to get here." Tsunade explained as everyone nodded. "Now when he wakes up we can get on with the mis-wait...where did he go?" Tsunade said as everyone suddenly turned to find Leon gone, but the doors open.
"I think he knows about the portal..." Kakashi stated as everyone suddenly ran out to find the missing person. Leon however, had managed to get lost and before he knew it, he came across the same building he stopped for directions for an hour ago, for the seventh time in a row. "Damn it...I'm getting nowhere like this..." Leon cursed as he kept walking around aimlessly.
The squads decided to split up and look for Leon in different parts of town. Gai's team would check by the woods, Kurenai's would check uptown, Asuma's would check around their current location and Kakashi's would check around downtown. Leon however, had stopped to rest at a place called Ichiraku Ramen. Leon didn't know that's what it was called because he couldn't read the sign, but that's where he was. No one seemed to be around so he just sat at a stool and looked around.
Kakashi's group was flying from rooftop to rooftop, but they still couldn't find Leon anywhere. Gai's team searched the whole woods but couldn't find him. Asuma and Kurenai's team couldn't find him either. Upset, the groups reformed together and started to think of where he could have possibly ran off to.
"Well, we would figure he would go off in search of that portal...but then again, there aren't that many kind people around here so its a possibility some punk rogue ninja attacked him." Kakashi stated as everyone nodded. Unbeknownst to them, just around the corner, Leon was just walking right towards their spot. "Well, I guess we'd better go try again." Asuma said as everyone sighed. They then turned and went the totally opposite direction of Leon.
Leon however, didn't turn to see them but kept walking forwards. "Now maybe if I go though this alley, I can find my way out of this crazy village..." Leon said aloud as he kept walking around to who knows where. Back with the others however, they finally came back the same spot they just were at. "Amazing, he can't even move as fast as us but he has a great hiding ability! That is the power of the youth these days! Make up for your losses!" Gai said as he struck his pose with the thumbs up and abnormal shiny teeth.
"Or maybe the fact that he has Zero chakra is why we can't find him..." Kurenai stated while giving Gai a weirded out expression. Neji and Hinata then both activate their Byakugon to try and find him in the area. Neji looks up suddenly, "He's by Ichiraku Ramen!" in a flash, the whole group is gone and they suddenly reappear by the said shop, there he is, relaxing on one of the stools again. Leon looks up at them and waves. "Hey, what's up?" he asks calmly.
"That was very dangerous you know! You could have gotten mugged!" Kakashi scolded. Leon gave Kakashi a confused look, "Mugged? I have nothing of value from this place...so I don't see WHY anyone would even waste their time with me..." Leon said as he stared hard at Kakashi, "Besides, if they tried anything, I have a few weapons." Leon said as he then showed Kakashi a pop out blade he found that he had attached to his arm.
"Where on earth did you find that?" Asuma said as he looked at the rusty looking weapon. "I found it while walking around aimlessly, I figured I'd need it so I fixed it really quick and put it on." Leon explained as he showed Asuma the weapon. "Hmm...well you did a fine job, but it can be stronger if you put more time into it..." Asuma started as he was inspecting the blade.
"Ahem" Kakashi interrupted as he glared at Asuma. "Whoops...sorry...anyways. Kakashi's right...you shouldn't have done that..." Asuma said with a cough as he tried to regain his composure. "Well...what's done is done...so let's go find that portal..." Kakashi said as they all started to walk towards the woods.
When they got to the portal, everyone was shocked at all the junk flying through it. There were different assortments of junk and piles of things they had never seen before. Leon was running through it all, grabbing this and that and adding it all to his collection. "What are you grabbing all that stuff for?" Neji asked in his gruff demeanor as he watched Leon run amuck.
"I can use this stuff to make other things, for one...other weapons..." Leon said as he was grabbing more stuff and avoiding the incoming items from said portal. Suddenly a car comes flying through and goes rolling while getting the crunching of a lifetime, and just like that, the portal closes. Everyone stared some more as Leon went about his business.
"I'm going to be here a while...go do whatever you want..." Leon said as he sat down and started to mess with a few things he found. The Jonin went over to the nearby lake and sat down, the students however either watched Leon build his contraptions or they leaned against nearby trees. Suddenly Leon started to inspect a strange L shaped object, it had a hole in the front and the top moved back and forth as the bottom corner part had a circular area with a trigger looking thing inside it. (If you don't know that it's a gun by now then you need help...)
"What on earth is that?" Sasuke asked as he looked at the device with curiosity. "It's a gun...a handgun to be precise...you know how you throw your shurikan right?" Leon asked. Everyone nodded, "Well this thing shoots lead bullets at Mach 7, that's about a million times faster than your shurikan can ever go..." Leon explained as he secretly grinned at everyones shocked expression. "There are a few more things around here I find interesting...I'm going to need a wheelbarrow or something..." Leon said while looking at all the junk. They all shrugged and walked off, leaving Leon to do his thing.
15 hours later
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura went back to the woods to look for Leon. They couldn't find him in the town so they figured he was still there. When they got there, they found a lot of things that were apparently fixed and put into a pile. There were radios, giant square things with screens, a small black box that had the letters PS2, a pile of boxes with pictures on them next to it, a strange looking two wheeled device, a bunch of weapons and a bunch of books and papers.
"Hey, what is all this?" Naruto asked as he started to go through some of the fixed stuff. "Yeah, I've never seen anything like these before..." Sakura said as she picked up the PS2 and examined it. Leon was totally oblivious to them as he was repairing a square shaped device. There were small black square shaped things next to him, they guessed that they were for the device.
"Hey! What is this stuff?" Naruto yelled right into Leon's ear as he suddenly looked up at them. He smiled as he showed them everything he repaired. "This is a VCR, you can watch movies with it." He explained as they gave the device a weird look. "That thing your holding there Sakura is a Playstation two...or PS2 for short...it's a game and it can also play DVD's and CD's." Leon explained as he finished working on the VCR and put the cover back on it.
"So this stuff comes from your world?" Sasuke asked as he started to pick up the small picture boxes that said Playstation 2 on the top. His eyes then went wide as he saw the cover of a particular game. "What is this?" he asked as he showed Leon the game. Leon looked over and then turned back to his own matters. "That's a game...its called Naruto Ultimate Ninja." Leon answered as he put the VCR down next to some of the other things. "Well anyways, today we're supposed to show you around the village." Sakura said as she put the PS2 down. "Really? Cool…now I won't get lost anymore." Leon exclaimed happily as he put down everything he was holding and dusted himself off. Soon after they set off, they showed him around the village and explained everything to him that was needed so he wouldn't get lost. Leon seemed to enjoy himself as he absorbed all of this. Soon they stopped and had lunch at Ichiraku Ramen. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were shocked, Leon had eaten three times as much as Naruto could hold and he had not gained a single pound though all of this! (A/N: Yes, that is the power of MY metabolism in real life. Heh heh heh.) "Wow, where do you store it?" Sakura asked as she watched Leon finish his last bowl. "I'm not sure, I think it gets digested before it hits the stomach." Leon said with a grin as he looked around the humble establishment. "This is a pretty nice place, I really like the village." Leon said as he turned back to the three. "Glad you like it, but sadly I have to go home now. I have to get up early tomorrow." Sakura said. "I need to train in the morning so I'll see you later…" Sasuke said. The two bowed and left Naruto with Leon, Naruto then turned towards Leon and grinned, "So whatcha wanna do now?" he asked Leon. Leon thought hard for a minute and decided, they should go play pranks on the village. Naruto agreed wholeheartedly.
That Night
Naruto and Leon snuck into Sasuke's room and crept up to his bed with a bowl of warm water. Snickering, they stuck his hand in it and left without a word. Later they paid a visit to Chouji's and they hid his snacks and replaced them with dieting food. At Ino's, they snuck in and they shaved her eyebrows off and they cut the long part of her hair off in the front. At the Hyuga household they snuck in and put a bunch of alarm clocks set to go off at midnight all around Neji and left. (A/N: This part was hard for me because I'm such a Hinata fan…course I like Naruto and all the girls so…) they snuck into her room and taped a bunch of cough explicit photos around her room. They went to Shikamaru's and they drew all over the walls, at Rock Lee's they went in and they tied knots in his sleeves and pants legs and cut some of the shirts apart. At Sakura's they went in and put a rock on her bed but they used a jutsu to make it look like Sasuke's head. They then went to TenTen's house and they hid her scrolls under her pillow and they took her outfits and left nothing but a bunch of frilly outfits which they permanently borrowed from a nearby clothing store. At Kiba's they put a trap set up courtesy of Leon's technology, it was an air gun that shot out smells and they had it rigged to when he woke up and sat up, the gun would fire a stench of fart and moldy garbage. At Shino's they left a bunch of pamphlets in his mailbox about bug exterminators and they left a fly swatter and a can of Raid next to his bed. At their last stop, Kakashi's, they went in and hid all his adult books and left a bunch of glued together books and a bunch of How to for the idiots and self help books. They then went and painted the Hokage Mountain and then went back to Naruto's house to call it a night, Leon got the couch and Naruto went to his room.
The next day
Naruto was making ramen for breakfast, he had forgotten he had company and thus he had to make more than he originally planned now. When the ramen was done however, Leon was still snoozing. "Oi Leon, Breakfast is ready!" Naruto shouted at Leon. Before Naruto could blink, Leon had leaped off the couch and flew towards the kitchen, however Leon did not have chakra and he was pretty much still asleep so he landed on his face with a skid. "OUCH! I got up before I woke up!" Leon yelled as he rubbed his now tender nose. Naruto was breaking down with laughter at the sight. He had seen some funny things in his life but never before has he ever seen anything like this. Naruto was so doubled over in laughter that he could hardly talk. "Ha ha ha, are you, ha ha all ri-ha ha ha- all right? Ha ha ha!" Naruto was on the ground and rolling with laughter. Leon got up and kicked him and walked over to the table and started eating. Naruto, after his giggle fit and sore stomach, got up and joined in with the ramen feast. After the ramen was all gone and they were both content with their meal, they decided to go out and see the damage they had caused.
Kakashi's house
"Oh my god! My babies! My beautiful treasures! Gone! Stolen and replaced by these ridiculous replacements!" Kakashi cried as he fell to his knees and started to cry over the loss of his books. Naruto and Leon giggled and made their way over to the Hyuga house. When they got there, they saw a huge gaping hole where Neji's room should be and Hinata sitting outside with wide eyes and a blank stare. They made their way over to Ino's and right now they wish they didn't, she came outside wearing a hat and a giant pair of sunglasses. When she saw them laughing, she started to chase them. Leon was not as fast as Naruto but he was smart when it came to running from angry people. He took a different route that had a bunch of tricky maneuvers and piles of junk lying around that Ino just didn't even attempt to chase after him, but instead took off after Baka Naruto who had taken the clean route but with a dead end. After Naruto got beat up a bit, Leon came back and revived him by nudging him a few times with his foot. They continued their trek and came to Sakura's house that now had a giant hole in the window where a certain rock just happened to be underneath. They then went to Sasuke's and noticed that he was hanging some sheets and blankets out to dry. "Hey Sasuke, had a little wet dream?" Leon called out as Naruto started laughing, blushing, but angered…Sasuke took off after them, once again Leon took a tricky route, but Sasuke was more determined then Ino and took off after him. Leon managed to lose Sasuke by a store and he just gave up and went back, unfortunately for Naruto, he just happened to 'bump' into him on the way home and got beat up again. They decided to go to the others but quickly. When they got to TenTen's house, they didn't see her. They waited for a bit until finally she poked her head out the window and yelled at them. "What are you two doing standing around outside my house?" she asked as she gave them both a quizzical look. "What's the matter TenTen? Not dressed well enough for the weather?" Naruto said. She apparently put two and two together and figured out WHY her cloths were missing. "Naruto! Leon! When I get my hands on you two!" with that she slammed her window shut and they heard a low rumbling noise emit from her house which for some reason, got louder and closer each second, before they waited to see why, they took off in a mad dash to escape. TenTen suddenly burst out of her house wearing a very revealing outfit, a very short mini skirt and a shirt that revealed some of her chest. Leon looked back and froze suddenly, his head then rocketed backwards from the biggest bloody nose he has ever had in his life as he then fainted from blood loss with a smile on his face and swirls in his eyes. TenTen was confused by his behavior and totally forgot about beating him to a pulp. Naruto was also oblivious as to what happened and came back to check on his partner in crime. TenTen looked up and immediately got angry again. "Damn you Naruto!" was all he heard before she then emitted a red aura of chakra that would have put Kyuubi's to shame.
10 Minutes later
Leon awoke on a couch in a place he had never seen before, the building was clean and it smelled nice, unlike Naruto's which was bare and smelled of old ramen. He then looked down and saw Naruto, bloody, swollen and beaten to a pulp as he laid on the floor moaning. TenTen suddenly reappeared with a first aid kit and her normal clothes back. Leon shook his head and stared at Naruto. "Geez, you really messed him up…" Leon commented as she started to attend to his wounds. "Well, he knew where my stuff was so I had to beat the information out of him since you were unconscious for some reason." TenTen said, not knowing WHY Leon got a nosebleed and fainted. "By the way, did you know anything about this?" she asked as she then turned and looked at him, Leon nodded. "Yeah, he drug me around all over the place saying, if I didn't help him he'd gut me like a fish with his kunai." Leon lied, totally making it up but keeping it to sounding like the truth, a skill that he is really, REALLY good at. TenTen's eyes widened upon hearing this and she stopped what she was doing with Naruto and then threw him out the window. Leon sweat dropped as he watched this with a slight smile on his face. "Gee, I'd hate to get you mad at me…" Leon said as he peeked out the window at Naruto's mangled form. TenTen laughed, "I doubt you would get me mad, you're honest unlike Naruto who is an idiot and likes to pull pranks all the time." TenTen said as Leon sweat dropped with a huge smile on his face. 'I swear my friend, your sacrifice will not be in vain, and I'll get you a year's supply of ramen for this!' Leon thought as TenTen put the first aid kit away and motioned for him to follow her. "I guess I'll show you around Konoha for a bit." She said as she led him down the street. Leon had seen most of this district with Sasuke and Sakura yesterday but he didn't say anything as TenTen seemed to enjoy talking about all of this. Suddenly Neji, Shino, and Kiba came walking over and Kiba immediately grabbed onto Leon. "I know that device belongs to you because I have never seen anything like it before!" Kiba growled as he held Leon up in the air. Leon had an emotionless expression on his face as he stared at Kiba. "Any last words before I rip you apart with my all fours jutsu?" Kiba said as he cracked the knuckles in his left hand while hanging on to him with his right. "I don't know what you're talking about, first off, let me say that I don't even know where you live, let alone how to find your place. Remember, I know diddly about this village so don't go accusing me of things you have no proof of. Now let me down dog boy, or your going to learn the hard way how a dog feels when they get neutered." Leon threatened as Kiba's eyes flashed with anger before he put him down. "So if you didn't set up that thing, then who did?" Kiba asked as he glared at Leon. "Naruto of course…" Leon said matter-of-factly as he shrugged. "Who else knows this village inside and out and would pull a prank like that?" he said as Kiba looked a bit shocked, then his shock turned to anger. Neji was mad however still yet at being woken up. He then pushed Leon's shoulder and glared at him. "So then if Naruto got Kiba then there's no way he could have done that to me…" He said as he glared at Leon. Leon shook his head, "Please Neji, I'm not a ninja. I am terrible at sneaking and lying and you would have woken up if I went into your house. I mean, HOW would I have gotten into your house?" Leon asked as he put his expert lying ability to good use. Neji seemed to consider this then he bowed, "All right then, please forgive my rudeness." Leon scratched the back of his head. 'Maybe I better make that ten years worth of ramen…' Leon thought as he chuckled lightly. As if on cue, Naruto walks up and Leon turns to stone. Naruto waves and smiles at everyone but stops when he see's that they are all suddenly glowing with an aura of chakra. TenTen can only shake her head as Naruto gets beat up again and Leon watches as he suddenly goes flying off into the horizon. Leon has tears in his eyes as he salutes Naruto. 'That is one brave boy…I vow to give you thirty years worth of ramen for this!' Leon thinks as he pats his chest twice and points at Naruto's flying body. TenTen's head leans to the side somewhat at the sight of this. "What was that about?" she asks him as she looks directly as Leon. "I'm starting to feel sorry for him, its respect for the soon to be deceased." Leon explains as he suddenly gets a mental image of Naruto getting beat up by everyone till he died. Leon shudders and starts walking down the path again. With the company of Kiba, Neji and Shino, who didn't say anything about the bug extermination items excluding when he beat up Naruto. They then decided to go have lunch at a nearby restaurant that Leon couldn't pronounce, and if irony could laugh, it would be doubled over right now for there in the restaurant, was everyone they pulled a prank on that night. Leon gulped and sat down as close to the entrance as he could so no one would question him. The others were having their own conversations as Leon contemplated running, trying to maintain his cool some more, or committing seppuku right there on the spot. Leon was seriously considering that last one when he suddenly saw Naruto enter the café, and to say the least…he did NOT look happy. Everyone turned towards Naruto and glared at him, Naruto snapped finally. "I don't see why LEON didn't get beat up! It was HIS idea that we do all of that anyways!" Naruto yelled out as he glared at each and everyone one of them as they had a shocked look on their face, then they pulled an exorcism with all their heads suddenly turning towards where Leon was supposed to be sitting, but all that remained was an empty bowl of food and some blowing door curtains.
In the woods
Leon was grabbing anything and everything he could find to make a suitable defense against an angry barrage of ninjas. He grabbed another stink gun and a bag of water balloons, he made a catapult from some nearby boards and he turned the crushed car into a formidable base with a secret escape. If things got too nasty he could just crawl down the hole and get away to safety in another area he had dug the hole to. He then filled the balloons with water and other liquids and he started to build traps in the dirt and the junk around him. Soon enough, he was ready for anything. As if on cue, they appeared, a small army of ninja's, a Jonin, and twelve Chunin with a personal score to settle with a certain lying prank pulling freelancer. They then charged at his small base, Leon then grabbed onto a string and got ready for combat. "Man the torpedoes!" He cried as he then pulled on one of the strings and unleashed a water balloon barrage upon them. They had never seen a water balloon before so they didn't know what it was that was suddenly flying at them. They leaped out of the way of the attack and they took cover behind some logs. Leon, on the other hand, took some fireworks out of his emergency fire box and started to load them into a pipe. They tried again, this time splitting into a group and charging from two different sides, Leon then threw two red smoke balls at one group and the other happened to trigger one of his traps. A sudden barrage of lined up tires came flying, or should I say rolling, at them. Two of them got hit but the others managed to avoid the attack. The other group meanwhile, had backed off from the smoke bombs and were unsure if it was safe to go into the smoke. Suddenly, they heard something like a hissing noise then four bottle rockets came flying at them at once. They jumped back and avoided them right when they exploded. Before they could recover however, Leon poked his head up and aimed a pipe at them, the front had a giant blue cone shaped thing on the front. Before they could question it, it came flying at them at high speed. They all hit the dirt as the rocket then curved up and went five feet upwards before showering them in sparks. The other group managed to get the injured away from the site while Leon was distracted and they started to run at him again, from the car window, Leon had a giant slingshot ready with a HUGE water balloon set. He pulled back as hard as he could and let go. The balloon was too fast for Sakura as the balloon hit her and drenched her in cold water. She stood there stunned as the rest kept their charge. Suddenly a string came undone and six planks popped up out of the ground and pelted them with water balloons. Kiba charged past and got close to the car base. He was about to jump into it when Leon popped up and shot him in the face with the air gun, loaded with essence of fart. Kiba doubled over in midair and went skidding as he landed on the other side of the car. Leon did not give him the chance to recover as he then pulled out three rotten eggs and pelted poor Kiba with them. The eggs yolk sank into his coat and the smell stayed on him as he rolled around in pain from the nose into his brain. Leon then turned back to the other group and got ready to launch an artillery shell at them. He lit the fuse and closed the hatch as the shell flew out of the end and exploded near Neji, who nearly had a heart attack from that. Leon then drew more water balloons into his slingshot and took aim. He released at the other group, Sasuke took out a shurikan and threw it at the balloon, however the balloon popped and the water kept going as Sasuke got splashed suddenly. Kakashi, TenTen, Ino, Naruto, Rock Lee, and Chouji ran forwards towards Leon, but suddenly their feet sank into something soft and they fell into a pit of water. Leon then loaded more fireworks into his pipes and shot them around the pool area. They seemed to take the hint and didn't try to get out. Leon looked over at the other group, they were dangerously close. Leon took a chance and loaded his air gun. He then took aim and fired, they stopped suddenly and grabbed their noses as they started to make gagging noises. Leon went back into his pit and rigged the place with the last of his water balloons. He took the rest of his ammo and went down the pit. The last group ran up and opened the door, but just as they did that, the dart gun fired and set off the last of the balloons, soaking everyone that was in the doorway.
The Tunnel
Leon crawled along the tunnel, thinking about what he should do if they decided to give chase, or if by chance they happened to be where he popped up. Leon found the end of the hole and climbed up the ladder placed inside to wind up at…
Ichiraku Ramen
Leon popped out from behind the counter and looked around. He didn't see any of the ninja so he went out into the street and started to make his way towards Tsunade's office.
Meanwhile, back at the battle site
The ninja recovered from his barrage of attacks and now they had him. They opened up the strange giant metal device he was hiding in only to find…………nothing. Not a trace of him anywhere. They searched the whole car and they flipped it over and they still couldn't figure it out. Giving up, and not bothering the check the well camouflaged hole if it was really there, they made their way back to the village to go and report to Tsunade for a mission.
Tsunade's Office
Leon was sitting on the couch and he had his super soaker loaded and ready for combat. He knew even Tsunade couldn't save him from the oncoming attack once they got there, so he took the time to prepare himself again. He had the doorway rigged with buckets and water balloon launchers and he had managed to come across one of those old giant boxing glove levers and he had that on the side. Armed to the teeth with fireworks, water, and air guns, Leon was ready for anything…well…anything Konoha could probably offer. Tsunade shook her head and looked at the armed teen with a raised eyebrow. She knew he was going to be in trouble with the others, but she never imagined that he would actually be prepared like this. Before anything else could happen, the door opened and the long awaited group entered the room. The bucket fell over and landed on Naruto's head, the water balloon barrage got Kakashi, Rock Lee, and Kiba off guard, and the giant boxing glove attack got Neji and Sasuke by complete surprise. Leon then lit a five minute smoke bomb and threw it into the center of the room. The bomb went off and the whole room was covered in red smoke. No one could see or breathe, excluding Kakashi with his mask and Leon's immunity and love for the smell of gunpowder. Leon took out a super soaker gun he had and unleashed upon the crowd, no one knew what to do about the sudden water attack so they scrambled all about trying to see and breath, all the while bumping into each other or getting a good face full of water. Tsunade had enough and opened her window, suddenly the fireworks really went off as Leon lit off a bunch of strobes and flares and let them go off in the room. Now if no one was really blinded by the smoke from earlier…they were blind now. Everyone grabbed onto their eyes and screamed and ran around in circles while getting soaked and hit with bottle rockets. Leon took out more water balloons and pelted everyone he could find, he then took out his air gun and shot the fart smell around the room. Everyone gagged but more so Kiba, with his nose a thousand times more sensitive, it was real hell for him. Leon then took out a box of Saturn missiles and taking a board, he slightly tilted them sideways and shot at everyone who was leaping and jumping across the room to avoid the new threat. After about five minutes of this, the smoke finally cleared and Tsunade was shocked at the sight she saw, there all over her floor, were Konoha's ninjas lying on the floor with Kakashi waving a small white flag. "We give up…were sorry for attacking you…" was all they said before they all fainted. A mess of beat up ninja's that were soaked to the bone with water, burnt outfits from the fireworks and black marks all over their faces and arms. To say the least, they look like they just came out from a battle that lasted about 4 years long, and Leon was doing a victory dance in place at his little victory. Tsunade grinned and took out a paper. She wanted him for this village, if he could do that to a group of Chunin and a Jonin, imagine what he could do to other ninjas, Orochimaru perhaps? Tsunade grinned as she filled out the legal papers as she thought about a soaked, and burnt up Orochimaru on the ground and out cold with Leon wearing a cape while striking a dramatic pose with one foot on Orochimaru. Leon had, however, by now finished his dance and was wondering why Tsunade had an evil grin on her face and was now and then, staring up at him as her grin got bigger and bigger. To say the least, Leon was scared. Tsunade then handed him the papers and demanded he sign without reading it, of course it was in Japanese and Leon can't read it that well enough so he just signed it, unaware that he had just signed himself over to become a Chunin. "Great! Perfect! With this in play, and you by our side, we have nothing to worry about anymore!" Tsunade exclaimed as she got teary eyes and was clinging onto the papers. Leon's head tilted to the right as he was obviously confused by this. Tsunade saw this and then coughed, "My boy, welcome to your first day as a Chunin!" she said as she pulled a headband out from her desk. Shocked, but still able to move, Leon walked over to her desk to accept the gift, but he was positive it was just Tsunade playing a joke and trying to be funny. Right as he got close to her desk though, he tripped on his own foot from his sudden shock and he hit his headband face first and hit the edge of her desk. "Oh my god! Are you ok!" Tsunade asked as Leon went down for the count. "Yeah…but you should have seen the other truck!" was all Leon muttered before he passed out.
Well that's where I woke up in this dream. I hope you all actually like this because I'm having fun writing about it. Don't yell at me for anything because this was a dream and I can't help how the outcome goes, it's weird yes, it makes no sense in some parts, I know…I'm doing my best to fill out the story but keep in mind that some of these parts don't even come to me in the dream. I'm just warped around suddenly so I'm filling in areas. Things like the tunnel, I opened it in the dream and the next thing I knew was I was climbing a ladder and I came up behind Ichiraku Ramen. More or less all I added was me going through it. That's how I go about filling this in. Well anyways, please read and review so I can tell if anyone actually reads it or likes it.
Next Chapter: Chapter 3: Freelancer out foxes the fox and sneaks past a snake.