Freaky Naruto Dream
Chapter 3 Konoha, an alternate world?
Hello people! I'm still alive and kicking but I've had alot of problems lately. I'm not sure what I'm going to do now that I no longer have Microsoft Word. Wordpad is so hard to type on and editing isn't going to be easy.
Sakura: Editing? You NEVER edit your fics!
Naruto: Yeah! So stop complaining!
I do so edit my fics! I also have beta readers and editors and once they are all finished I re-read and edit my fics myself.
Sasuke: Sure you do.
Grr...I have no time for you right now Sasgay.
Sasuke: What did you call me?!
Sakura: What did you just say to Sasuke?!
Uh-oh...Security!
-Rock Lee, Neji, TenTen and Kiba suddenly charge in and tackle Sakura and Sasuke and drag them off to the unknown-
Naruto: ...
Kakashi: ...
Sand Siblings: ...
Jaraiya: -is rolling around laughing his butt off-
Guy: Ah yes, the power of youth explodes! -strikes his pose with thumbs and shiny teeth-
Anyways, lets get this dream fic going. I don't have all night ya know.
Disclaimer: The day I own Naruto is the day I move out into a cave and sleep on my beard! Unfortunately I'm too lazy to use my survival skills and I hate facial hair, so it's obvious I won't grow one.
(A/N: By the way, this chapter is kinda...screwy. Don't ask me what the hell I was smoking because I don't smoke. I just went to sleep one day and this dream happened. So if anyones offended by sexual scenes or things that make no sense at all, please don't read this fic, other than that it's kinda funny. You have been warned!)
Konoha: Tsunade's Office 19:47 P.M. (7:47)
Leon awoke suddenly as he rubbed the pain on his forehead. He then felt something on his chest, as he looked down he noticed a Leaf Village symboled headband. He picked it up and tapped it, then he tugged it, then he smelled it for some reason. He then tied it onto his forehead and walked out the doors of Tsunade's office. She wasn't in, in case anyone was wondering.
Konoha: Outside on the streets
Leon was wandering around when he saw lights all around the town. It was getting dark out and most of the shops around were closing. Leon was walking aimlessly around the village for about five minutes when he suddenly saw an orange book on the ground. He picked it up and his eyes bulged when he read the cover. "Icha Icha Paradise!" Leon nearly yelled out as he quickly glanced around his location.
He opened the book and started to read the first page when his eyes bulged open and he slammed the book shut. "Holy crap! This thing is VERY detailed!" Leon exclaimed as he looked around, then stuffed the book into his back pocket. "cough Better save this for later..." Leon said with a malicious grin on his face as he continued on his trek across town.
Kakashi's home
Leon walked up and he immediately recognized the place from his day before. He then knocked on the door but there was no answer. The door suddenly opened and there was a light shining down the hallway. Leon walked into the house but stayed cautious in case Kakashi would try to attack him. "Hello?" Leon called out as he crept farther into the house. Suddenly, he heard a loud squeaking coming from a room in the back.
Leon should have known what it was, but he didn't think of it because he knew Kakashi lived alone. But when he opened the door, he was greeted by the sight of a nude Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura in between both of them. Leon could only stand there with his mouth hanging open. Kakashi looked up at him and grinned. "Ahh, hello there Leon. Would you care to join us?" Kakashi asked as Leon suddenly snapped back into reality.
"Um...n-n-n-n-noooo...th-th-thanks..." Leon stuttered out as he started to step back. Kakashi then stood up, and walked towards Leon. "Hey, get over here!" Kakashi said as he reached for Leon. Unsure what to do, he did the first thing that came to mind, leap out the window and run like hell. Leon jumped out the window and hit the ground but he oddly didn't feel any pain from landing. He then took off at a mad dash as Kakashi waved an angry fist at him from his window.
Leon was shaking uncontrollably. He had just witnessed something he wished his poor virgin eyes would be spared from. They were still burning for crying out loud! "I'll never look at those three the same way again..." Leon muttered as he then entered a building that seemed to be a gym. He walked around lazily until he found a doorway that said girls locker room in kanji.
You guessed it, he couldn't read the sign and thus walked in. The sight that greeted Leon would have made any perverts dream come true. He caught TenTen and Temari in an embrace and in the middle of a kiss. They both jumped and turned towards him with a glare as he kinda stood there, holding back his bloody nose.
"Um...can we help you?" Temari asked as she grabbed TenTens hand and drug her off to another area. Before they left the room however, Leon tossed her a coin and TenTen agreed to camcord their time together. 'Jaraiya would be pleased.' Leon thought as he made his way to the outskirts of the village.
Leon went up to a nearby building but he could smell flowers. He looked at the sign, but he couldn't read it. He then peered inside and he easily guessed it was a flower shop. He was about to leave when he saw a certain blonde girl watering the flowers in the shop. Leon sighed with relief, seeing as she was the only person not getting it on right now in Konoha.
Suddenly, a kunai crashed through the window he was standing at and it barely grazed his left arm. Getting scared, he turned and ran as fast as he could but suddenly he felt his body stop. He couldn't move and when he looked down he saw a LOOOONG shadow that stretched out towards someone.
"Nara Shikamaru" Leon said as the dark firgure emerged from the shadows. "Wow, we've never even talked to each other yet, and you know about my jutsu. I have to applaud your knowledgeable efforts on each of us but thats going to end here." Shikamaru said as Ino, Chouji, Neji, Kiba, Shino and Hinata suddenly appeared.
"Crap." Leon said as he looked around as best he could, despite his body being paralyzed by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. Leon finally had it way past his head with the bull he was getting from them, he was so angry he didn't even realize he had taken full control over Shikamaru's jutsu.
"What the hell's happening?!" Shikamaru cried out when Leon charged at him, forcing Shika to also charge at him and raise his left arm and make a fist. Leon had raised the right. He then punched as hard as he could and Shikamaru's fist collided with Leons. Shikamaru was prepared for the attack but what he didn't expect was for Leon to pop out his blade, so when their punches hit, Leons blade cut through Shikamaru's hand and made his blood drip all over the ground.
Shikamaru quickly released the jutsu as the rest of the small group charged at Leon. He glanced to the right and grabbed onto Ino, putting his blade against her neck as he pulled her back with him. Everyone stopped when they saw he had ahold of her. "Come any closer and her head will hit the ground." Leon threatened, his voice sounding deeper and cold. His eyes weren't the same either, they had an emotionless, cold stare to them as he held onto Ino.
Neji was the first to act. He threw a shurikan at Leon but he threw Ino into it, her chest taking the attack as she flew into Neji. Leon charged right behind her as he punched forwards with his blade. Neji couldn't recover from catching Ino and dodge the attack at the same time, so when Leon attacked, he got Neji in the left rib. The sound of flesh tearing apart and a bone snapping could be heard as Neji screamed in pain.
Leon pulled the blade out quickly and turned to his other attackers. He heard a yip and then he felt bite marks on his back. He then slammed backwards onto the ground and when he saw Kiba come at him, he rolled over and used Akamaru as a shield. Kiba immediatelly stopped when he saw his canine buddy in danger. Using this to his advantage, Leon threw the dog at Kiba and charged at Shino.
Shino immediatelly called out his insects but Leon knew this was coming. He pulled out two green orbs from a pouch he had and threw them at Shino. The gas spread out amongst everyone and the effects took quick action. It was sleeping gas but Leon had put his forehead protector over his nose so he could breath. He took one big inhale and held his breath as he slammed his blade into Shino's right arm.
Shino was too tired from the gas to scream but the cut did make him weaker. He immediatelly fell to the ground as with everyone around him. Hinata and Chouji were far away enough not to get hit by the smoke but they were smart enough not to go charge at Leon. When Leon looked at them, Chouji hid behind Hinata as she put her hands to her face in fright. Leon seemed to calm down a bit as he started to stumble.
The killer look in his eyes disapeared and his shoulders seemed to relax from the tension he felt. His adrenaline levels fell fast and he calmed down as he suddenly swayed back and forth and nearly fell over. Leon blinked a few times and looked around. "Hey Hinata, Chouji...whats the matter?" he asked as they just stared at them. He turned around and saw a sight he never thought he would see so soon in Konoha.
Leon started to panic but then took a deep breath and regained his composure. He turned to Hinata and Chouji. "Hinata, go get a medic nin, tell them that it's an emergency and we need someone here immediately. Chouji, help me carry them to that building there." they nodded but didn't move. "Hurry up! Or do you want them to die?!" Leon yelled as they suddenly jumped and did as they were told.
7 minutes later
Three medic nins showed up and they took Neji, Shino and Shikamaru to the hospital. The others weren't badly hurt and would just need some sleep. Leon sighed as he watched them leave. Chouji left when the medic nins showed up so only Leon and Hinata remained. Hinata glanced over at Leon and gulped. "A-a-are you o-ok?" Hinata asked as she turned slightly towards Leon. He nodded and looked at her. "I should be asking you that, you were there when they were attacked, weren't you?" Leon asked as Hinata nodded. "Well, what happened here?" Leon asked as Hinata gulped again.
"W-well, they all a-a-attacked you and y-you gr-gr-grabbed ahold of Ino and u-u-used her as a shield. You then s-stabbed cousin Neji, Shino and S-s-shikamaru. The rest you used sleeping gas on." She explained as Leon stared at her with disbelief. Hinata shook her head. "I-if you n-need a p-p-place to stay tonight, if your quiet, you can stay in cousin Neji's room." Hinata offered as Leon raised an eyebrow.
Hyuuga Manor 21:25 (9:25 P.M.)
Hinata peeked inside the doorway and motioned for Leon to follow. They were almost by the stairs when a voice suddenly called, "Hinata! Where have you been?" Leon nearly jumped when he heard this voice, he was guessing it was her father and he then quietly climbed up the stairs. Her father appeared and appeared angrier than he normally looked. "Where is Neji? Why are you home so late?" he asked her as he crossed his arms. "Cousin Neji was h-h-hurt today so he is s-staying at th-the hospital tonight." Hinata explained as her father narrowed his eyes.
"If that is true, then who's the person hiding by the stairs?" her father asked as Leon casually stepped out into view. Hinata quickly explained, "He is the n-new ninja hokage-sama was t-t-talking about earlier. He has no place to s-stay so I offered to let him stay in cousins room tonight since he would not be here." Hinata's father raised one eyebrow and glanced at Leon.
Leon kept his emotionless mask on but inside, he was afraid he would get angry and try to kill him. Her father closed his eyes and sighed, "I will test the boy, if he can pass my tests, he will prove himself to not be inferior and desicrating to our home." the father explained as he started walking to a nearby door that led to an outside training ground. Hinata gulped, Leon sweatdropped, and her father grinned on the inside.
Hyuuga Training grounds
Hinata's father pointed at twenty wooden targets that were put in different ranges all around the area. "I want you to hit all these targets and make sure your weapon stays inside the wood, these targets are infused with chakra so a weapon with a weak throw will just bounce off." he explained as he grinned to himself. 'Ha! Only memebers of the Hyuuga clan can see the weak point in that target, and were also the only ones to even put a dent in them.' he thought to himself as he secretly celebrated his early victory.
Leon looked at the targets, then took out one of his handguns. The father raised and eyebrow and was about to ask what that device was when a loud BANG emitted from the device. All lights in the Hyuuga household suddenly turned on and Hinata and her father cried out and covered their ears. Leon shot 19 more times and blew off the tip of his gun, swirled it around and put it in the holster. The father looked up and his eyes grew wide. The targets had a hole going straight through them and they seemed to be smoking.
The father was shocked to say the least, but he wasn't about to give up yet. He then drug Leon over to another room and the targets here were all made of metal. "I want you to destroy these targets. shatter them to pieces." Father explained as he grinned again. 'His puny arms couldn't possibly break those things. This time he WILL fail.' he thought happily to himself as Leon suddenly reached into his backpack and pulled out a giant pile of red sticks with fuses on them. He then ran over and put five of the sticks underneath one of the targets, soon they all had the red sticks under them.
Leon lit one of the fuses and ran as fast as he could back to Hinata and her father. "Take cover!" Leon yelled as they jumped back into the house at the last second. BLAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!! could be heard outside the doors as they collapsed. Father looked outside and his eyes were wide with shock as there was nothing left but a huge crater of the training area. Enraged, he grabbed Leon by the arm and drug him into a room in the household.
"For your last challenge, you must defeat me in a battle." Father explained as he took a battle stance. Leon nodded in approval as he took out a small yellow orb and threw it at him. Father smirked and grabbed the ball as it flew at him. "Ha! Your tricks aren't going to work this time!" he said confidentally as he now noticed five more yellow orbs flying at him, he grabbed one and then tossed one up and grabbed another, soon he was juggling nine of the orbs as best he could and trying not to drop them.
As fate would have it, Leon took out a sword, a chainsaw, three plates and five more orbs and tossed them at Father. Miraculously he juggled them all but he looked like he was getting ready to drop everything. Leon grinned, he was falling into his trap. He then reached into his backpack and pulled out a small plastic pellet gun. He took aim at Fathers foot and shot a plastic BB at his toes.
Father yelped as he dropped everything, the orbs hit the ground and exploded, the swords and chainsaw stuck into the ground and the three plates shattered on the floor. Father breathed in the yellow dust and soon fell to the floor, unable to move. "Ergh..w-what did you do..." he managed to choke out as he looked up at Leon, who was grinning.
"Nothing much, just hit you with nine doses of paralysis powder that won't wear off for another five hours." Leon explained as Hinata secretly applauded Leons victory. Her father coughed and shook his head, "Y-you've proven your w-worth, your welcome here a-a-any time." Father managed to choke out, the powder working it's magic on him as he struggled to move.
Leon took out a small bottle and had him drink it, soon he was able to move again. The father bowed and went on his way to go about his own business. Hinata blushed and walked over to Leon. "Um...Leon, g-g-good job...no one o-other than cousin Neji has beaten f-father before." she explained as he rubbed the back of his head. "Well actually, I'm just lucky everyone here doesn't know how to fight against my weapons." Leon said as he continued to rubbed the back of his head.
Hinata then showed Leon the guest room, since he was allowed to stay here now, he wouldn't have to sneak around Neji's room. Leon sighed happily as he laid down on the bed. He then reached into his back pocket and pulled out the 'Icha Icha Paradise' book and skipped ahead a few hundred pages. He looked inside and his eyes bulged again. "Holy crap! She goes both ways?!" Leon yelled out as he read the book.
Hinata heard Leon from outside the door as she was passing through and she blushed at what he said, she then put her ear against the doorway and listened closely, her blush grew when she heard Leon reading the book aloud in the room.
"She knew what she was doing was wrong, but yet it felt so good. She would have to explain to Nobu what she was doing with this other girl, but right now she had other things on her mind. Mori looked over at her other lover before her and a small blush crept itself onto her face as she slowly crawled over towards Yoen. Her hands on her thighs as she slowly caressed her. Yoens hands reached down between her legs and..." -Leon got a nosebleed- "She began to rub slowly and gently at first...then the paced began to increase...soon they were kissing each other, not with small kisses either, but deep, passionate, ravenous kisses. Loud moans were escaping both of them as they kept this up. Suddenly, Yoen made Mori lean back as she spread her legs and their clits touched each otherrrr.." Leons nose was going off like Niagra Falls.
"They began to thrust into each other slowly at first, but then the pace increased, soon both of them were moaning loudly and..." a loud THUMP was heard outside Leon's room. He quickly put the book back in his pocket and opened the door, he didn't see anyone but he did find a puddle of blood on the floor outside the door. Leon scratched the back of his head and just shrugged. "I guess thats enough reading for tonight." Leon said as he climbed into bed and immediatelly fell asleep.
Hinata's POV
She couldn't believe what she just heard! Leon was reading about two women doing the nasty and they both enjoyed it! Hinata was ashamed that she got a bloody nose from such a thing but she couldn't help herself...it was so hot and erot- 'NO! She can't think like that! Bad Hinata!' she thought to herself as she batted her head with her fists. Soon she went to sleep, however she was going to be awake for a while, thinking of what she had just heard and what she could do to forget about it.
Back to Leon's POV
Hyuuga Manor 11:23 A.M.
Leon woke up feeling really great this morning. The bed was very comfortable and there was not a noise to disturb him throughout the whole night. He got up and put his shoes on, which he forgot to take off at the door, and went downstairs. He could smell the sweet aroma of food cooking in the kitchen and Leon hadn't eaten anything since the great (Poor) Naruto bashing. He followed his nose to the kitchen and found out that a wide spread of different foods were layed out on the table.
Leon looked around but didn't see anyone here. Not wanting to be rude, he left the kitchen and proceeded to look around the main hall, glancing at pictures, relics and some of the intricate designs around the place. Hinata soon came downstairs and she looked a little tired. "Hinata, are you ok? You look like you didn't get enough sleep..." Leon said as he tilted his head a bit to inspect the side of her face. Hinata nodded somewhat and went into the kitchen.
Leon followed her and soon they were both eating calmly. After the breakfast, Leon decided that he had extended his welcome and bowed to Hinata. "Thank you for your hospitality." he said as he turned and left. Hinata didn't say anything but she soon turned around and went back inside and did a hand sign. "Release." she said, soon her nose started to bleed again from the pervert thoughts she had running through her head when she saw Leon.
Konoha Streets 12:25 P.M.
Leon was walking down the street, just glancing at everything around him now and then when suddenly, a figure dressed in pure black excluding a mask he had on, appeared in front of Leon. 'ANBU black ops...' Leon thought as he stared up at the man in front of him. "Hokage-sama wants you to come to the office, she has a mission for you." at this, Leon's world stopped. His brain finally kicked back on when the ANBU asked him again. "Are you ok? Do you need a medic nin?" Leon shook his head and looked back at the ANBU. "No, I'm fine. Tell her I'll be there soon." the ANBU nodded and disapeared.
Tsunade's Office, 12:45 P.M.
Tsunade was in her chair, rocking back and forth as a vein threatened to pop on her forehead. 'That brats late...' she thought as she started to rock faster. The other ninja in the room with her was, Naruto, Rock Lee, TenTen, and Guy Sensei. Soon an ANBU stepped into the room. "Hokage-sama...he's arrived." Tsunade nodded and the ANBU disapeared. Leon suddenly came bursting in through the doors, panting and gasping for breath. Tsunade however, had an eye twitching problem and as anyone would know, she hates tardy people.
"So-pant-sorry, Hok-Hokage-sama...-pant- I'm not...as fast as I used...to be." Leon said as he finally caught his breath and looked up. Tsunade scratched the front of her forehead as she suddenly remembered Leon couldn't teleport. "It's fine, look just get over here so I can tell you all about the mission." she said as Leon suddenly raised his hand. "Yes, what is it?" Tsunade asked as Leon stepped forwards.
"Uh...why am I going on this mission? Don't you think someone of better capabilities would be good?" Leon asked as Tsunade smiled. "My dear boy, this mission is just what we need you for, and besides...thanks to you, a few of our best ninja's are out of commission from that little episode last night." Tsunade said as she narrowed her eyes at him. Leon sweatdropped but then asked, "How did you figure that out?" he asked curiously as she leaned back in her chair. "There was an ANBU watching nearby, not to mention Neji told Guy Sensei what happened when he woke up from that sleeping gas you used on him, I'm not sure what kind it was but it put Neji back to sleep after he told us this." Tsunade explained as she took out a file from her desk.
Leon sweatdropped, but stopped when TenTen handed him a video camera and winked, "Maybe Temari may let you join us next time." she said with a wink as she turned away. Leon didn't say anything but quickly put the camcorder into his backpack. Tsunade opened the file and pulled out a picture, on the picture was Orochimaru.
"Your mission is to go and kill this man, I want you to make sure he's dead, then bring his corpse back to me." Tsunade explained. All but Leon nodded, Tsunade noticed this. "Leon, something wrong?" she asked. Leon felt like hitting her on the side of the head for her cluelessness. "Have you forgotten that I have no chakra, special abilities or the fact that he's one of the Sannin?" Leon asked as Tsunaed raised an eyebrow.
"With your technology, Leon, I think you would be the perfect warrior to fight Orochimaru. He wouldn't know how to counter your weapons and he has no defense against them, at least thats what Hyuuga-sama told me about your training excercise last night." Tsunade said as she put the papers back in the file. Guy, TenTen and Lee smiled and Naruto gave him a thumbs up. "Great work on destroying those metal targets!" Naruto said with a pat on the back as he turned his attention back to Tsunade.
"Allright, dismissed!" with that, they all turned and left for the gates of Konoha, to go and accomplish their mission.
-Warped ahead to a forest, I guess it was around Orochimaru's base because in the dream this is where I saw him.-
??? Forest ?.?.
We were walking around the woods when the rest of the team stopped. They all turned to me and grinned. Guy spoke up, "Ok Leon, this is your job now. You go on ahead and fight Orochimaru and call us if there's any trouble." They all nodded and shoved me off before I could say anything. 'How do they expect me to defeat him?' Leon thought as he walked off into the woods.
He then came across a fork in the road, much to his surprise, there were signs, the few to the right said, "Orochimaru's secret base! Go this way! Oro-sama is here! Orochimaru that way! Orochi-kun is there!" and the signs were pointing at a small grass hut off in the distance that had bright lights around it and a giant arrow pointing downwards at it saying, "Orochimaru's base" Leon then looked at the sign to the left which said, "This is the wrong way, you want to go to the left!" Leon shook his head in confusion and threw his arms up in the air and headed left. "heh heh...they honestly think I'm going to go fight him, I'm not suicidal."
As Leon was walking he heard footsteps behind him, he turned around and saw everyone from Konoha, even Orochimaru and Kabuto! Tsunade spoke up, "What the hell are you doing?! You were supposed to go fight Orochimaru!" Leon shook his head again, Orochimaru spoke up, "Yeah! You had to come fight me! Whats the deal with going to the left!?" he yelled out as Leon stepped back in total shock. Completely unsure what to do.
Leon turned around and ran away as fast as he could, but everyone was running after him. Leon reached into his pouch and tossed a sleeping gas bomb backwards, they all jumped over it and continued to chase after him. Leon then noticed something, there was a nice breeze blowing and the ground didn't feel so hard anymore...in fact, he couldn't feel the ground at all!
Leon stopped and said to himself, "If I don't look down, I wont fall." Naruto suddenly called out, "Leon! Your shoes untied!" Leon looked over at Naruto then down at his shoes, "Nani?" but that was the mistake as he fell down and plummeted into a ravine. Leon sank to the bottom and tried his best to swim to the top but to no avail. (Yeah, I can't swim...)
Suddenly, something caught onto the back of Leon's shirt and tugged him. He grabbed the line and began to tug on it desperately. Soon, a powerful tug pulled him out of the water and he flew over the head of his captor. Leon coughed a bit and looked over at the person who rescued him. Leon's vision was blurred but he made out three figures, one in black, one that seemed a tad yellow and one that seemed to have red hair, thats all Leon saw before he passed out.
Ok people…that's the new chapter. I hope everyone who reads this reviews…it's not that hard. Anyways, enjoy people and I promise I'll update sooner.