DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A

FANFICTION.

Kuroi-sensei opened the door of the Room 3 – B and walked in, sighing.

"Ok everyone, sit dow—"

But the scene she spotted inside the classroom made the words get stuck on her throat.

"S-SENSEI! HELP ME!" Konata Izumi yelled to the teacher right after she saw her.

Three boys were holding Konata horizontally and her skirt was white. The board was almost completely clean, even though Kuroi-sensei remembered writing something on it before leaving class. The boys walked from one side to the other of the board while holding Konata, and making her skirt get even whiter, while yelling something.

Kuroi-sensei's eyes widened.

"O-oi! What are you doing?"

The three boys froze and immediately dropped the poor otaku on the floor.

"Ouch."

"Kona-chan!" Tsukasa ran to her side, helping her to get up. Kuroi-sensei sweatdropped.

"Why were you using Izumi as the board's eraser?"

"Sensei!" One of the boys step up to face the teacher. Nanako Kuroi raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, Kimura?"

"Izumi-san was making fun of our beloved country!"

"Yes, Sensei!" The second boy took a step forward. "She was dishonoring Japan with her incoherent blabber!"

"I JUST SAID THAT WE SUCK WHEN IT COMES TO LIMITED EDITION PRIZES, FOR HARUHI'S SAKE!" Konata had to defend herself from that.

"Silence!" And with that being said, the three boys grabbed Konata and lifted her once more, cleaning the black board with her clothes.

Even though Kuroi-sensei was witnessing the scene right in front of her and she knew she should do something, she was also too lazy to actually do anything about it. So while Tsukasa Hiiragi and Miyuki Takara tried to stop the boys from using their friend as a simple object, Nanako Kuroi sat at her table and organized some papers.

When the boys got tired of lifting Konata, they put her on the ground, asked her if she'd learned her lesson and then got back to their seats.

And instead of being shocked that nobody in class, aside from Tsukasa and Miyuki, actually cared about that whole scene, Kuroi-sensei was more impressed on how clean the board was.

Wow. They should do it more often.

…

I suck as a teacher, don't I?

REAL FACT: One of my best friends is used as the board's eraser every class. And nobody actually cares much about it. Except from her, maybe.

- TSL