Freaky Naruto Dream
Chapter 4 Sand Siblings
Hey all, Ultima here and I'm back from celebrating my Christmas break! If your wondering why NOW of all times I'm updating my fic well…I just so happened to get Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles and Final Fantasy XII for Christmas among alot of other games…heh.
But anyways… -pauses his PS2 and returns with his tea- I'm going to update now and send my thanks out to many people that have reviewed thus far.
Kenkaku: I thank you for your reviews up this far.
Anime lover: Thanks, I will dream on!
Elther: Whoa…three in a row. Thanks a lot. I'm glad you like it, and I hope you like the new chapter.
Now…without further ado…I would like to present to you, my new co-host for today…Tenten!
Tenten: I still can't believe you made me do that in the last chapter.
Ultima: Trust me…it wasn't my fault.
Tenten: It was TOO your fault! YOU wrote it!
Ultima: …well now…um…it seems my co-host is a bit tired and she needs some sleep…eh? Um…Tenten…hey now…whoa. Put those scrolls away…wait…now…stop making hand signs…I'm warning you. Hey now…don't….don't you dare pick those scrolls up… -sweatdrops and begins to back away- Tenten? ….OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Tenten: Rising Twin Dragons!!! -the scrolls drop down as she leaps up into the air and a never ending volley of kunai, shuriken and other bladed objects fly out and impale the author- Oops…guess I went too far.
-Tsunade and Sakura rush in and grab Ultima's body parts and carry him off-
Tenten: ……um…-sweatdrop- anyways…on with the fic!
Disclaimer: Ultima doesn't own a thing! He dreamt this up.
Chapter 3: Sand siblings? Meet the merc!
Leon awoke and felt the heat of a fire near him. He opened his eyes and glanced over to his right.
He saw a fire and on the other side of said fire was a girl wearing a tan tunic and next to her was a huge folded black fan.
'That must be…Temari.' Leon thought as he decided now was the time to sit up. Temari saw him and made a hand motion for someone to come over.
Leon, now sitting upright, turned himself to face the fire and now noticed Gaara and Kankuro sitting across from him.
"Mornin'." Leon said calmly. Gaara showed no emotion while the other two showed a hint of amusement. "Good morning I guess." Kankuro said as he reached into a backpack and tossed Leon's head protector at him.
Leon caught it and looked at it before realizing it was his. "Oh…thanks!" Leon said as he put it back on.
"No problem, so you mind telling us what a leaf ninja's doin way out here?" Kankuro asked as he re-adjusted himself to a more comfortable sitting position.
"Well…I'm not exactly a ninja." Leon said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Um…what do you mean, not exactly a ninja?" Temari asked as she wore a confused look.
"Well…I only became a chuunin because I defeated all the other chuunin and a few jonin at Konoha with my special items." Leon explained as best as he could.
"Special…items?" Temari and Kankuro asked at the same time. Gaara, who was looking to the side, was now looking at Leon. He didn't really care who Leon was, but at the mention of special items he was slightly curious now.
"Yeah…I have a device that can shoot things way faster and stronger than a kunai can ever be thrown." Leon said.
Temari gasped and Kankuro's jaw just hung. Gaara didn't show any emotion as he turned fully towards Leon. "I want to see…" he said.
"See? As in…you want to see my gun?" Leon asked. Gaara nodded silently and Leon just shrugged and pulled out said item from his backpack.
"This is it." Leon said as he held it up for Gaara to see. Gaara nodded in approval then pointed at a nearby tree. "Show me." He said.
Leon aimed the gun at the tree and pulled the trigger, BLAAAM!!! the gun gave off this noise as the bullet shot out of the barrel of the gun and ripped into the trunk of the tree.
All but Leon jumped about six feet into the air when the gun fired. Kankuro walked over to the tree hesitantly and looked at where it was shot. "N-no way…you shot right through the tree…" he said.
Temari gasped and Gaara stood there in a shock. "Where on earth did you get such a thing?!" Kankuro asked as he walked back over to Leon.
"Um…I made it." Leon said suddenly. (Ultima: Its half true…I did repair it. Tenten: When did you get back? Ultima: Just a bit ago…hail the powers of immortality and medic nins.)
This impressed Temari and Kankuro and they proceeded to ask him what other things he had.
So Leon spent the next half an hour showing them different things like bullets, other guns, fireworks, water balloons, the air gun, spray paint, the spork of almighty destruction (heh) and the many wonders of handheld games.
It was after that they decided to introduce themselves. Leon decided not to say he knew them, lest he be accused of being a spy and they would turn on him.
"My names Kankuro." He said and he held a hand towards Temari. "And this is my sister Temari and our brother Gaara." He said as he introduced them all.
"My names Leon. Nice to meet you." He said as he shook hands with Kankuro. "So what are you planning on doing now?" Kankuro asked Leon as he stood up.
"Well, I was supposed to find someone but that little plan went out the window the moment I fell off the waterfall, so I guess I have no plans right now." Leon said as he scratched the back of his head.
"Well then, were on our way back to Sunagakure. Why don't you come with us?" Temari asked out of the blue. Surprising both Kankuro and Gaara.
(And me in the real world…I was aware of what was going on in this dream…I could actually think and talk with myself in the dream…it was kinda scary but cool at the same time, so from this point on is ME as in the author talking. If is there, that's Leon responding to me.)
"Sure…why not." Leon said as he picked up his backpack. They set out the fire and picked up their stuff and departed north to get to Suna.
-Sunagakure, after three days of travelling, a few seconds due to dreaming-
Leon was amazed at how hot it was here. He knew deserts were hot but he never imagined they were THIS humid. He took a drink of the water bottle in his backpack and sighed.
"I guess we should find you a place to stay." Kankuro said as he started to look around for a hotel.
"Why don't he just stay with us?" Temari asked. What the hell? Leon looked around but shrugged. Kankuro looked at Gaara who didn't say anything but nodded.
"Well its alright with me then." Kankuro said. With that, they led Leon off to a hut in the distance.
When they arrived, they showed Leon around the house, the what and where everything was and where he would be sleeping.
Since they had no futon for him, he agreed to take the couch. The couch…it seems to be my place lately. once again, Leon looked around in confusion but shrugged it off.
"So tell me a bit about Suna. I've never really gotten a chance to learn about it." Leon asked as he leaned back into the couch, surprised on how soft it was.
"Eh…its pretty much what you saw. Sand everywhere and the occasional street vendor. Unless theres a sandstorm, then the only thing you see is indoors or nothing at all." Kankuro said as he kicked off his sandals and relaxed on a chair in their kitchen.
When did they get a kitchen? When did a kitchen ever matter in this anime? Leon was now ignoring the voice he heard that seemed to be following him as the others didn't seem to hear it.
"I see…so I'm guessing it's a good place until a storm acts up huh?" Leon asked. "That about sums it up." Temari said as she tossed an apple towards Leon.
He caught it and didn't even realize he had already started to eat it. Temari smiled, 'He's quick…I like him.' She thought.
What the hell? When did this happen?
Kankuro looked outside and frowned. "Speak of the devil, theres a storm coming in right now!" he said panicky as him and Temari stood up and began to seal the windows and the doorways.
Leon and Gaara just sat there and watched them go about their business, Gaara mainly because he didn't care…and Leon because he was a guest and also he didn't know what to do in this kind of situation.
OH come ON Leon!!! You've taken survival tests and read many different books on survival…you should know how to do this!!!
Leon then looked up towards the ceiling, You shut up!
…
And stop with the '…' thing…its annoying!
dot dot dot
Grrr…forget it.
Gaara was now confused by Leons actions. He just looked up at the ceiling and seemed to be talking to it. Though Gaara couldn't make out what was being said, he could tell it was an argument.
"Why are you yelling at my roof?" Gaara asked quietly. Leon snapped out of his trance and looked at Gaara. "It's not the roof, I'm hearing a voice that's annoying the hell out of me."
Gaara just stared at Leon before looking away. 'Whatever…' he thought.
Temari and Kankuro finished barricading the house and now were sitting at the table and sighing.
"Great…stuck indoors now." Kankuro muttered. "What do you mean 'stuck'? Your usually indoors all the time." Temari said.
"Whatever…If you need me I'll be in my room." Kankuro said as he picked up his puppet, crow, and went to the back.
Gaara sighed, stood up and went upstairs. He didn't want to be bothered and was obviously in one of his moods.
Leon was still sitting on the couch and Temari was at the table. Grinning, she stood up and walked over to Leon before plopping down next to him.
The hell?
"So tell me a bit about yourself." Temari said as she leaned in a bit too close for Leons comfort and stared him in the eye.
Leon sweatdropped and leaned back a bit. "Well…um…what do you want to know?" he asked her.
"Oh…you know. What kind of person are you…I mean. What kind of stuff do you like?" she asked again, this time adding in a slight purr to her voice.
This only made Leon a bit more uncomfortable. "Well…I like training and swordfights. I like to draw and write, and I also like to sit around like a sack of potatoes and take up space whenever I can." Leon said jokingly as he sweatdropped.
Temari giggled. "So what things do you hate?" she asked, she intentionally moved her arm closer to his, enough for him to feel the heat from her body.
Leon was now unsure what to do about his current situation. He was on a couch, near the arm, almost leaning off the edge with a hot kunoichi leaning into him and asking him personal questions.
"Well…I hate prejudice people and people that think they are better than everyone else. I also hate people that like to intentionally hurt others that are weaker or smaller than them." Leon explained.
Temari smiled wider as she leaned in a bit more. "That's very interesting." She said seductively as she scooted closer to him, nearly causing him to fall off from the couch.
"Is it now?" Leon said half scared and half surprised, mainly from nearly falling off the couch. "Yes…it is.." Temari answered as she leaned in more.
Right as she fell onto him and he fell off the couch, Kankuro came walking in. "Hey Temari…I think the storms dying do-" he stopped abruptly when he saw Temari lying on Leon and they were gazing into each others eyes passionately.
Actually…it was more along the lines of, Leon was scared and Temari was enjoying this. However, to Kankuro it was this and much more.
"I see your quick with your work sis!" Kankuro said as he started to laugh.
Temari blushed and got up off of Leon. "It's not what it looks like!" she snapped at him, anger etched on her face.
"That's not what it appears to me!" Kankuro said as he started to go back into his room. "I'll leave you two lovebirds alone."
Kankuro emphasized on that last part as he went into his room laughing. Temari desperately wanted to grab her battle fan and go teach her brother a thing or two.
"Ah just let him be. He's just having himself some fun." Leon said as he sat up. Temari turned around and smiled. "Right…so where were we?" she said as she was immediately down and in front of him again.
'Crap…shouldn't have said anything.' Leon thought as he tried to crawl back away from her. Just then, Naruto burst through the door with Kiba, pretending to fire a machine gun as Neji just simply walked in.
"Leon, were here to rescue you!" Naruto declared as he pointed at Leon. It was then that the three intruders noticed exactly what was happening with Leon and Temari.
"Leon! You animal!" Kiba joked, Naruto snickered and Neji had an amused grin on his face. Leon stood up and got behind Naruto. "Save me!" he said.
Temari seemed a bit confused but changed her mind when she saw Gaara come downstairs. She figured he sent a message or something.
'Shoot Gaara…you just ruined my fun.' She thought playfully as she grinned at Leon who was still hiding behind Naruto.
"Lady Hokage told us to fetch Leon after his accident at the waterfall. She also told us to tell you that you are to continue your mission of assassinating Orochimaru." Neji explained.
Now what humor Temari had in her was now gone as she learned the truth for Leons sudden appearance in the waters where they were fishing.
"Guy-sensei and Tenten are still at the forest, we are to meet up with them and assist you in this mission from now on as we just learned that the cloud country is going to be present during this battle." Neji finished as he turned and started to leave.
"We would do well to hurry, if we are too late, we will miss our chance to get Orochimaru and the cloud lord." Naruto started to drag Leon away when Gaara stopped them.
"Hold it…were coming too." He said. Temari grabbed her fan and Kankuro grabbed his puppet and soon the seven of them were on their way to Konoha again.
Well, that was interesting. I can't believe I dreamt that…"
Konoha Forests, by Orochimaru's base again-
Leon had his handgun at the ready, he was in the front. Naruto and Tenten had the left while Neji, Kiba and Guy had the right. The sand siblings would take the base from the rear.
Leon thought back to their plan, he would storm in through the front and begin firing upon anyone and everyone inside. As soon as he did this, everyone else would rush in and help finish off whoever was left.
Nice plan…kamikaze's
They groups ran off to their respective areas and gave Leon the thumbs up.
He then ran forwards and using the butt of his shotgun, smashed the door in and charged into the room.
Whoa…when did I get a shotgun?
All of a sudden, Leon was back in his own house. He was standing in front of t.v. where the incident began and for some reason, the Naruto cast was coming out from the top of the t.v!
"So this is where you live!" Naruto said as he entered. Leon was forced to back up and let everyone enter as they all came through the t.v. and packed into his small living room.
"How the hell did we get back to my world?" Leon asked as he looked out the window frantically to see if he was really home.
That's what I want to know
Tsunade raised her hand, "I think that portal that we were supposed to find for you, re-appeared in Orochimaru's base and when you charged in and busted the door down, it caused all of us to follow you."
Leon nodded somewhat in understanding. Well I don't understand…does she mean that the portal expanded when I opened the door?
Leon got a scowl on his face and looked upwards, "Of course that's what she means you idiot!" everyone gave him a weird look.
…I just called myself an idiot…interesting.
Leon shook his head and now noticed his t.v. was glowing and getting bigger and bigger as more characters were starting to bust out from the t.v.
"Outside, everyone!" Leon yelled as they all frantically pushed and shoved to get through the door, some of the more unruly people went through the windows, or better yet, the fragile walls.
Now everyone was standing outside, the cast of Naruto, the Akatsuki, the Yellow Flash of Konoha, Sarutobi, hell even Orochimaru and his sound ninja was here.
Leon was glancing around, noting confused faces and shocked people all around. "If everyone would please sit down, we can settle this matter calmly and quickly!"
Everyone looked at Leon and did as told, no sooner did they reply when the t.v. gave off a weird noise and finally exploded.
"Holy crap! Whats with that thing?!" Itachi yelled as he looked back at the now destroyed t.v.
"Its been acting up for a while." Leon sighed as he now had a sudden realization. "Due to that t.v. breaking, your all now stuck here in my world. That means, bye bye Konoha."
Everyone gasped and started to talk amongst themselves as they all realized that this was indeed true now. Jiraiya raised his hand, "Yes, Jiraiya?" Leon gave him the floor.
Jiraiya stood up, "If were stuck here, how are we going to survive?" he asked as everyone started to agree with this question.
"Well as you all should know, there are different laws and regulations in my world. One of them is that, none of you are citizens here, meaning you could get arrested if you all do anything wrong here, that includes murder, thievery, spying, sneaking, or destruction of private property."
With that said, he gave everyone a hard stern look, more so directed at the sound and Akatsuki. Their own members began to talk amongst themselves before Itachi raised his hand.
"Yes, Itachi?" Leon asked. The Uchiha stood up and asked, "How powerful are the ninja here in your world?" he asked.
Leon shook his head, "In my world, there are no ninja's, no robots of mass power, no demons, half breeds, or people with the ability to use chakra, or energy blasts."
At the sound of this, mostly everyone seemed a bit shocked, then some of the more villainous people grinned.
"However, they have guns, bombs, cars, knives, and other weapons that more than make up for their lack of ninja abilities." Leon quickly covered.
Itachi looked confused, so Leon looked around and found two empty cans. He put them on a nearby fence and had Itachi come over by him.
"Throw a kunai or shuriken at one of the cans." He said. Itachi looked confused but did as he was told. To Leon, it was slow and a bit amazing considering the weight of it.
Itachi was still confused, that is, until Leon fired his shotgun at the other can and it had a huge gaping hole in it near instantly.
Everyone jumped when the shotgun fired off and poor Itachi nearly had a heart attack from the sudden scare.
"Satisfied?" Leon asked before he went back to the front of the group.
Everyone that had those villainous thoughts from before were seriously reconsidering now that they saw what the people of this world used.
Haku raised his hand suddenly, "Yes Haku?" Leon said.
He rose and looked around before asking his question, "Where on your planet are we going to be living? I mean, if we are not citizens, then that must mean that we cannot go very far around this place before we run into some trouble."
Everyone murmured quietly but they had the same thoughts.
Leon then turned and pointed at the woods surrounding his home. "Your all welcome to use the woods around here to build yourselves new homes. But sadly, you cannot build past the fence line because that's not my property."
Then why are you allowing them to use the trees?
Everyone groaned at having to do work but they all stood up and instantly vanished to go off and find suitable wood for their homes.
Leon stood there and sweatdropped, being the last person around. "Well…I guess I should get to work on something for them to eat." He said before going back into his house to look for ingredients to cook with.
"I'm going to need a lot of bowls…" he said before grabbing his car keys and wallet and heading out the door to his car.
Before he could leave however, Naruto, Tenten, and Shikamaru came back and walked up to him. "Where ya headed?" Shikamaru asked as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"Town, wanna come with?" Leon asked as he opened the door. They all nodded and climbed inside before anyone else could show up.
They were fine with everything about the car, down to its starting and the radio which they thought was awesome, however when Leon took off down the road.
You take a hyperactive ninja, give him a sugar rush, and cast haste from Final Fantasy on him while letting him wear boots that made his speed double over and you slowed down everything around him.
This would seem fast to the normal eye, however when Leon roared off down the road, the ninja's were pressed back against their seats and had wide eyes at how fast they were going.
Coincidentally enough, Dragula – Rob Zombie was playing in the CD player and the song gave Leon such a rush while driving this fast that he didn't want to slow down.
Leon came to a stop and slowed down enough to where he could stop comfortably, he looked to his side and saw Shikamaru's hair was pure white and standing on end as he had a firm grip onto the seat and his eyes were blank.
Leon looked in the back and Tenten and Naruto were hugging each other, not out of intimacy but out of pure fear for their lives.
Leon shrugged and put a new CD in, this time it was a burnt CD and had a few songs by Toybox. When the giddy music came on and Leon was driving more slowly now, everyone calmed down and Naruto seemed to be intent on listening to the songs playing.
When they got to town, they pulled into a small parking lot. The area looked really run down and to them, this place looked like a dump.
Leon shut off the car and everyone got out. He locked the doors and they walked into the small market. Leon grabbed a cart and notioned for them to follow him.
They were glancing at everything and Naruto, being Naruto had to touch this and sample that. Soon, Leon had half his cart full of junk food and it was mainly because of Naruto.
"Ok, plates…gonna need a lot of plates." Leon said as he walked to the dishware aisle and looked around.
He found a pack of ten dishes that said, '2 for 5 dollars' so he grabbed about 8 packages of those and went to aisle seven to find some spaghetti noodles.
Naruto saw something he wanted…it came in a plastic sheet and was in a brown box that held 30 of these packets, what was better was it said '4 for a $1'. Naruto literally ran over and drug Leon to where he was and showed him the box.
Leon grinned and shook his head, "We have no need to buy this ramen Naruto, for I already have 36 boxes like this at my house." He explained and went back to the cart.
Naruto's eyes widened and he grinned as he followed Leon around again.
Shikamaru saw a strange little box in front of him. It said, 'Ultimate Collection of the best strategy games in the world.' Now Shikamaru was interested in this box and he brought it over to Leon. "Hey, what is this?" he asked him.
Leon looked at it, "It's a computer game…but we don't need it, I already have all the games on that one." He said before putting three big silver pots into the cart.
Shikamaru looked at the case again and back up at Leon, "Think I could give it a shot when we return?" he asked. Leon shrugged, "Sure, play till ya drop." He said.
Now Tenten was glancing at everything but couldn't seem to find something she liked here. 'This store seems a bit boring.' She thought as she idly passed by some more junk food that was on display.
Her attention was then caught to a display case that had a bunch of weapons inside them. She looked back towards Leon and the others and noticed they were talking, something about the Akimichi clans eating habits and how much food they would require.
So she walked over to the display case and glanced into it, she saw knives, knives and more knives. All of them had a picture or something on them that had little value and upon closer inspection, were pretty much useless for combat or self defense.
She was about to sigh when she felt Leons presence near her, she turned and looked at him, "We'll be making another stop shortly after, theres a store I think you might like." He said before smiling and walking off again.
She smiled lightly and walked after them. Now when they got to the till, they noticed now that no one was around. Even the customers from earlier seemed to be missing.
Shrugging, Leon glanced around and walked right out with the stuff without paying for it. Shikamaru looked worried, "Won't you get in trouble?" he asked.
"Nope." Leon said, "No one saw me and there aren't any camera's in the front of the store because everyones supposed to be working the front anyways." He said.
-meanwhile, back in the store-
Everyone suddenly stood up when someone yelled, "Found it!" a girl came walking over to the guy that yelled and took her contact lens, "Thank you." She said.
True to his word, Leon took them to another shop that was located in a dome shaped, blue building. They didn't think much of it until they entered.
Everywhere, on the walls, hanging from the ceiling, and even some piled on the floor…weapons.
Tenten's eyes grew wide and she excitedly hugged Leon then ran off into the shop, dragging them all with her in her excitement.
Now, to say she was happy would be an understatement. No, our little bun haired kunoichi was hopping all over the place, here and there, looking at everything and moving with such speed that the shop clerk had to rub her eyes a few times to make sure her hangover wasn't messing with her.
Shikamaru looked REALLY bored right about now and was on the verge of falling asleep where he stood, Leon quickly pulled out his DS and handed it to Shikamaru.
"Whats this thing?" he asked as he began to inspect it. Leon put a game called Fire Emblem into the bottom part and turned on the power and loaded the game for him.
Shikamaru was about to ask again when he went through the tutorial and quickly became excited with the game.
Naruto was now also bored, so Leon reached into his other pocket and pulled out his GBA.
Funny…I never carry both with me at once.
He put a game called Street Fighter in the cartridge holder and let Naruto run wild.
No sooner had he done that when Tenten came back with a full cart of items and a giddy smile on her face that pretty much resembled a cats smile.
Leon looked a bit dumbfounded at the amount she had, but he sweatdropped and brought the cart to the front, (after much pushing and shoving)
Leon thought, 'how the hell did she move this cart?! The wheels are rusted still and these things weigh a damn megaton!'
After they got up their, the clerk who was watching a small t.v and smoking a cigarette, suddenly had wide eyes and her cigarette fell from her mouth.
Back at the house
Everyone had managed to get enough lumber for a decent home for themselves, but now they were all arguing over who got to live where and how much room they got.
They all were about to battle it out when they saw a strange black moving thing enter the yard. The new monster let out a weird growl of some sort (honk honk) and thus scared everyone.
They all immediately pulled out a kunai and shuriken and were preparing to attack but stopped when Leon suddenly appeared from inside the monster and pushed his way out from a door of some sort.
"HOLD IT!!! Don't attack my car!" he said with comical tears in his eyes as Shikamaru and Naruto were to busy with the games to be paying much attention and Tenten was too busy admiring her 'gifts'.
Everyone backed down and sighed with relief. In a weird sort of way, Leon was the new 'kage' of them all and it had become his duty to make sure all of them survived.
So, he went into his house and with the help of a few others, managed to get Tentens items into the house and carry the groceries.
He noticed that the Akimichi's had that 'hungry' look on them as they were hanging around the kitchen a lot.
"I'm not cooking tonight, but we ARE going to get food." Leon told them. This was kinda confusing to them but they nodded.
Leon then picked up a book with numbers in it and a strange square thing that had numbers on it as well and began to punch in some numbers.
All the ninja were watching but Leon was oblivious as he made the call, "Yes I'd like to place an order. Okay….okay now, I want thirty large pepperonis, twenty large tacos, fifteen supremes, and ten of every other flavor you have. Yes I'm serious. Of course I'll pay if you make it on time. Right, you've got two and a half hours, and the clock is now ticking." With that, Leon put the phone down and started doing something with his watch.
"Um…what did you just do?" Chouji asked, clearly confused by this.
"I just placed an order for pizza, however I know its going to be free because I didn't give them my address. Oh well…they'll probably just trace the call and find me, however it'll be too late by then." Leon explained.
Without further waiting, he picked up the book again and dialed another number. "Yes I want to place an order for delivery. Uh huh. Yes. Ok then, I want one hundred of you tacos, half soft, half hard, fifty orders of OLE's, thirty of your cinnamon deserts and one hundred of your taco burgers. Five of them plain."
Leon waited a bit, "Yes I'm serious, you know my address, unless the foods here in an hour then its free right? Ok then, the clock is ticking." With that, Leon hung up the device and started to look through the book again for another number.
The Akimichi's meanwhile…were now salivating in anticipation for they knew what a taco was.
Leon the picked up that device again and had dialed another number, "Yeah I want an order to go." He said "I want thirty of every burger you have and I want fries with them. Also some chicken nuggets and twenty kids meals. And five plain double hamburgers."
"Yes I'm serious…if your not here within an hour and a half its free right? Great…better hurry." With that, Leon put the phone down and smiled.
"Food will be here shortly he said." Everyone nodded but then went back to the issue at hand. "Leon, everyones fighting about the room and the space issues here. Theres not enough room for all of us."
Leon thought about it for a minute before he grabbed his car keys and went back outside. "All of you wait here." He said as he took off.
-thirty minutes later-
Leon returned and everyone stood up and looked at him, he then held a rolled up piece of paper for all to see. "I just got a deed for more land!" he said as they all gathered around.
Now, this deed says that I can build far back to the edge of the hill in the back and to the edge of the swamp over to the east." Leon explained.
With the sudden new room and the new locations, everyone grinned and went out to build their own homes.
However, some people like Naruto, the sound five, and Sasuke stayed behind. "We don't have a place to live and we don't want to live alone." They all admitted.
Leon scratched the back of his head and sighed, "Well if it's alright with you guys, you can stay in the house with me." He offered.
They smiled and nodded. Soon Shikamaru came up to him with the DS. "This game was great...but where are those other games you were talking about?" he asked.
So Leon took them into the house and showed Shikamaru the computer. He booted it up and showed him all the games he had, mostly strategy and war based.
Shikamaru liked. He didn't know which one to try first, Leon pointed at one that had the picture of an Aztec guy on the cover, the game was called Age of Empires II.
"I suggest that one, it's a great game." He said. Shikamaru nodded and began to play the game while Leon showed them the house.
First there was his bedroom in the back, Leon said NO ONE but him was allowed back there.
There were two spare bedrooms and a doorway that looked new but was sealed off. "Whats with that door?" Naruto asked.
"I was building more rooms, but I got lazy and just didn't finish it I guess." Leon said as he sweatdropped.
"We can help finish it." Kimimaro offered. "That would be great." Leon said. Right as they were about to get to work, a beeping noise interrupted them and they looked at Leon's watch.
"Five minutes late, free food." Leon said. They all grinned and set to work.
"Hey, leader." Tayuya called as she held up a board. "Is this all the damn material you have?!" she asked shocked.
Leon looked around and shook his head, "No…I had a full set of material here…" he said before he noticed a certain black haired sannin sneaking off towards the swamp with an arm full of boards.
"Ah…that explains a lot." Leon said. Sighing, they departed off to the woods to find more lumber to chop down.
Sasuke took out his windmill shuriken and threw it at a few trees, knocking them down in a single attack as his shuriken came back to him and he caught it.
"showoff…" Naruto muttered as Tayuya giggled. "Ok, now to drag them home." Leon said.
No sooner did he say that when Kidoumaru picked all the logs up and carried them. "Thanks." Leon said as they went back to the house.
No sooner than they did when nine red, and six blue cars pulled into the yard.
"Foods here." Leon said, before he could do anything else, everyone was suddenly zoomed back into the yard and the delivery people nearly had a heart attack.
After the food was all taken out and put onto a LONG table that they had to make, Leon was arguing with the delivery people.
"Come one man, we couldn't find the place!" one delivery person said, "No way, the pizza's were supposed to be the latest order, but here you all are, arriving at the same time and the pizza's are fifteen minutes late."
The delivery people sighed and left, boy were THEY gonna get it when they got back.
No one moved, they were all looking at the food like it was a foreign object. Well…to them it WAS foreign.
They didn't know what to do with it until Leon came over, grabbed a slice of the 'pizza' and started to eat it, the Akimichi's joined in and soon everyone was eating and holding conversation with each other.
'Not bad…' Leon thought as he watched everyone. It was truly a good day.
-five hours later-
After much hard work and grueling hours of determined effort, most of their homes were close to being completed. So to make them feel comfortable, Leon made a huge bonfire and grabbed a bunch of blankets from his house and made beds for everyone so sleep on.
Some people were sleeping or some chatted quietly by the fire. Leon made a quick scan of everyone before fatigue reared its ugly head at him.
Leon yawned and found an empty spot where somewhere by the fire where he lied down and soon fell asleep.
A/N: Wow, for once I didn't get knocked out. HEY! I'm not invincible ya know, I don't heal instantly. Anyways, this chapter may not have seemed to be all that funny or entertaining and indeed, I didn't plan for it to do so.
I have decided that this will be a two part chapter, seeing how It would be too long for one chapter, and it's currently 3 in the damn morning. Energy drinks can only keep me going for so long.
Now I didn't expect this to happen but, in all honesty…I was actually waiting for the food to arrive when I made this fic. I felt so stupid…I actually called the places up and was complaining about the food not arriving.
…I got some free food I guess. –shrugs- Well…either way, they WERE late again.
Tenten: Also, were having a special event for the fic, believe it or not.
Ultima: Indeed...what she means is, that the next part had me doing various activities with a lot of the characters. But there are so many that I wanted to know the fans opinions.
Should I write out everybody's time with me? Or,
Just write about a few peoples times with me.
Because in all honesty…there are a lot of people to go through, and we have a lot of fun apparently. I don't really mind if I type out the whole experience, because that just means more fun for me.
What I want to know is, if the fans care that I do it. Because I don't want them to start reading and tell me later it was a waste of time and they got bored reading about this one character…yadda yadda yadda.
Tenten: So vote people!
Yes: I want the full story
No: I only want a few peoples stories (list the people)
Well…with that. I bid you all good night.
Tenten: Later people!
Now Tenten...let us retire to my room shall we?
Tenten: -smile- don't make me tear you apart again.
-sigh- Oh well…Good Night and review!