DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A FANFICTION.

Konata Izumi and her cousin Yutaka were waiting outside the Izumi residence for Yui Narumi, licensed traffic cop and Konata and Yutaka's Onee-san. The green-haired lady had called earlier and told the girls that there was an event near the building where she worked and that she wanted to take the girls to a tour. Yutaka and Konata agreed immediately.

"I wonder what kind of event Onee-chan was talking about." Said a cheerful Yutaka.

She was wearing a yellow dress and holding a small yellow bag. Konata was wearing something more informal, a sleeveless white shirt and green shorts, since she didn't really know what to expect.

"Whatever it is, I bet is good. I mean, Yui-nee-san wouldn't get so worked up for nothing, right?" Answered Konata with her typical cat-like smirk. Yutaka nodded.

"Hm!"

It didn't take long for Yui to arrive on her car. She stopped in front of the house and waved.

"Woohoo! C'mon you two, let's get going!"

Yutaka ran to the car smiling, but Konata, already familiar with the cop's driving, went a little slower. The ironic thing about her cousin was that she drove like a maniac, despite working at that traffic security department. And today, being anxious and hyper, Yui might be even more dangerous than she usually was.

Konata got into the car on the front seat and fastened her seatbelt, really tight. Really tight.

"So… What exactly is this event you're taking us to, Yui-nee-san?" Asked Konata, hoping that the conversation would make the cop go slower.

"Oh, it's a surprise! You'll see when you get there, so let's go!" And with that, Yui stepped on the accelerator, making Konata and Yutaka get crushed onto the seat.

The first three kilometers went by fast, but after that, the cop seemed to lose some excitement and slowed down. Konata could finally relax a little.

"Hey, Nee-san… Can I turn the radio on for a bit?" Asked the otaku.

"Oh, sure! Everything is better with music!"

Konata turned on the radio and began looking for something worth listening. Most of the songs were already overrated, and two of the radio stations were playing the same song. It was hard that way, Konata thought, frowning.

"Geez… These radios nowadays. Always playing the same—" Before she could finished, she found something.

It was an addictive beat, and the lyrics made no sense. Despite all that, Konata recognized it perfectly.

"I can't believe they're playing this on the radio!" Yelled the bluenette, suddenly. Yutaka came to the front so she could join the conversation.

"What is it, Onee-san?"

Konata didn't answer and did something strange. She lifted one arm up, and then down, according to the song's rhythm. Yutaka and Yui sweatdropped.

"Don't just stand there, join me!" Said the otaku. Yutaka blushed.

"Oh, okay! L-like this?" And with that, she copied Konata's moves, lifting the arm up and down. Konata nodded fiercely and did something even stranger. She started singing the incoherent lyrics of the song, which was actually pretty funny. Yutaka couldn't hold a giggle. Yui looked at the two girls and felt somehow left out.

"So… How's that thing again? Like this?" Asked the cop, taking one hand of the steering wheel and joining them on the song.

"Yes, yes! Exactly!" Said Konata. On the second part of the song, she stuck her other arm out, and lifted both of them up and down. Yutaka laughed and did the same. Yui giggled and did it too.

Konata's smiled vanished.

"NEE-SAN! HANDS ON THE WHEEL! HANDS ON THE WHEEL!"

"Huh? AH! SORRY, SORRY!" With a sharp turn, she avoided hitting another car. Konata sweatdropped and changed the radio channel.

REAL FACT: My mother and I were coming back home from the dentist listening to my iPod. Suddenly, Miku Hatsune's 'Ievan Polkka' started playing, and I couldn't resist lifting my arms up and down. My mother liked it and started doing it too. And we almost crashed the car. Way to go, mom!

- TSL