Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS LEMON
In my world, there are two types of Kunoichi. Those who view their femininity as a weakness and eschew it in order to become effective as shinobi (like how in the chuunin exams Ino cuts her hair, and before that Sakura symbolically cut her hair short to show she was focusing on being a shinobi), and those who view their femininity as a weapon and embrace it to become more effective. Why do you think Tsunade had the age defying jutsu and had such large breasts? She was a medical specialist; if she wanted to she could have reduced her bust size. In combat, they would just get in the way. The reason, other than artistic license/fan service, is because those giant tits put male opponents off their game.
Naruko is the 'embrace her femininity' type of kunoichi.
Naruko easily tracked down her two teammates, mostly because they were so shocked at her taking the bell that they broke cover. She quickly dragged them deeper into the forest, so that she could hopefully beat the idea of teamwork into them, and come up with a plan to pass the bell test. Naruko suffered from no illusions of having passed the test because she got her bell.
"Alright you two, now that I've demonstrated that I'm awesome, I need to talk to you two about the purpose behind the bell test."
"You will give me your bell. I must pass this test, it is the first step to achieving my goal." Sasuke tactlessly demanded.
Naruko just gave him an incredulous look, then turned her attention back to including Sakura as well.
"The point of the bell test is not to get the bells; that should be impossible for a genin level ninja to achieve when the test is performed by a jounin. The point is to show that the three genin are capable of putting aside their differences to work together. In short: teamwork is the solution."
"But there are only two bells and sensei said that one of us was going to fail. That obviously discourages teamwork if one is going to fail anyway." Sakura, as always, was very perceptive.
"Simple. The bells are a red herring. Like I said earlier, the point of this test is to get us to show teamwork, and to look beyond what is obvious: to look 'underneath the underneath'." Naruko patiently explained.
"How do you know so much about this anyway? And why should we listen to you? You already have your bell." Sasuke snarled.
*sigh* "It's precisely because I have a bell that you should listen. If it were only about the bell, do you think I would be standing here trying to help you still? And the reason I know so much about this test is because I've seen it performed five or six times. Kakashi does it every time he gets a potential genin team, and I spied on it a few times in years past. Then I did some research on the test."
Naruko then proceeded to point out the weaknesses of her teammates. "Sakura, your biggest weakness is that you are more focused on wooing Sasuke-kun than you are about anything else. You aren't taking this seriously. Sasuke-kun, your biggest weakness is that you view everyone else as being beneath you, and as such, your pride does not allow you to accept help. That lone wolf mentality will probably get all of us killed some day."
Her expression suddenly turned mischievous as she continued, sparing a glance at Sakura, "I think I know a solution to both problems! Kill two birds with one stone as it were."
[LEMON STARTS]
She quickly made her favorite hand sign, and four clones poofed into existence. They quickly subdued Sasuke and Sakura.
Rapidly flipping through a few more hand signs, she inhaled and blew at Sasuke. "Wind style: Selectively sharp wind jutsu," she said after she finished. The other two genin were wondering what the jutsu did, until a second later sasuke's weapons pouches hit the ground, followed by every shred of his clothing. Sasuke immediately tried to cover himself, but the two Naruko clones held him tight. Sakura's entire face turned beet red, and her nose leaked a trickle of blood.
The original Naruko then quickly shed her own clothing, while the two clones holding Sakura forced her to strip as well.
"Since your goal has two parts, I think we're just going to have to shift your focus to achieving the second objective before you pursue the first." She turned to Sasuke, who was blushing now, "You need to restore your clan," she then turned and glanced at Sakura, "she is more than happy to help, unless I miss my guess."
Naruko then knelt in front of Sasuke, gripping him with one hand and subtly hitting a special pressure point in his groin with her other. The pressure point had him at full mast in seconds, and Naruko took him into her mouth for a few quick strokes, before she nodded to the two clones who were still holding Sasuke's arms.
The two clones quickly swept Sasuke's legs out from under him, depositing him neatly on his back, with the two clones still holding him down.
Meanwhile, the other two clones had teased Sakura into a state of deep arousal, and one was playing with Sakura's undeveloped breasts, while the other had inserted two fingers into Sakura's depths. After determining that everything was in order, the original Naruko led Sakura into position straddling Sasuke's erection. While Naruko lined everything up, one of the clones placed her hand on Sakura's shoulder and gently pressed down until Sasuke was firmly pressed against Sakura's entrance.
Both of Naruko's teammates were so engrossed and aroused that neither even thought to voice a protest.
After a few seconds of just crouching with her juices dripping onto Sasuke, Sakura finally took the initiative and pressed herself down until she was sitting on Sasuke's thighs, completely impaling herself.
Naruko smiled to herself, dispelled her clones, gathered her clothing, and after quickly redressing, slipped away to make sure the two new lovers were not interrupted. Luckily the two were so engrossed that all of this went unnoticed.
The woods were quickly filled with heavy breathing, moans, and a couple of stifled screams, eliciting a chuckle from the kunoichi who had orchestrated it all.
[LEMON ENDS]
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Half an hour later, the two newly minted lovers staggered into a clearing where Naruko waited.
Sakura was walking a little gingerly, and Sasuke was now wearing a set of tactical lightweight night gear. (think stealth catsuit) Both were blushing heavily.
"Well, are we now in agreement?" Naruko queried.
"I believe that it would be shortsighted of me to pursue Itachi before I restored the Uchiha. If I were to die during my pursuit, I will have utterly failed. This way, I'm guaranteed at least partial success."
"Umm, we're dating," Sakura admitted while blushing to the roots of her hair. The net result was that Sakura was completely pink from the neck up, hair and all.
"Excelent. Now that that's out of the way and we can all work together, I took the liberty of drawing up a battle plan. Now, we only have half an hour before the time is up at noon, so we need to work quickly. Sakura I'm going to need you to…" Naruko quickly laid out a complex and well conceived battle plan.
Five minutes later, a three pronged kunai with a special seal engraved on the handle embedded itself in the ground about ten feet in front of Kakashi. In a flash, Naruko was standing there, picking up her special kunai.
"Oh, I'd thought you three had given up." Kakashi said mildly.
"No, I just had to beat a few concepts into my teammates, then we had to come up with a battle plan. I'm the distraction." Naruko said with an evil grin.
'Twelve year old girls should not be capable of evil grins. It gives me the shivers. Wait! Did she say distra…' his thought was cut off when a barrage of normal kunai shot out at him from the woods to his left. He dodged them easily, but while he was in midair, he heard a roaring sound, and turned to see Sasuke standing with his hand to his lips, and a giant fireball bearing down on Kakashi while he was in mid jump and could not maneuver.
Kakashi's eye went wide as he ripped through a dozen hand signs in record time, putting his fingers in front of his mask, expelling his own fireball to cancel out the other.
"It seemed we skipped lesson one: Taijutsu, and went straight to lesson two: Ninjutsu."
The two fireballs chose that point to both explode in a massive flash, which Kakashi took advantage of to quickly form a clone and activate an earth style jutsu, quickly sinking into the ground of the training field.
Sasuke quickly threw a shuriken at what he suspected was a clone, and was rewarded when the star dispelled the clone. However, he failed to notice Kakashi's hands emerging from the ground beneath him.
Naruko however, did notice, her vision having cleared in time. Thinking quickly, she dropped her three pronged kunai, and then flashed to the seal on the kunai she had given Sasuke earlier. Grabbing him, she then flashed back to the dropped kunai, Sasuke in tow.
"Earth style: Inner decapitation/headhunter jut… huh?" Kakashi, caught by surprise when his target vanished an instant before he grabbed his legs, was further surprised when Sakura capitalized on his disorientation, bursting from a shrubbery and making a grab for the last bell.
A split second before the bell was torn from Kakashi's belt, the alarm clock went off.
"Yosh!" Sakura exclaimed in triumph.
"Nope. Time's up, I'll take that back." Kakashi snatched the bell back from Sakura's grasp, earning a sharp, "Hey!" from Sakura.
"Ok! Since Sakura almost got a bell, and Naruko actually did get a bell, I suppose that means Sasuke will be tied to the post while the rest of us eat." Kakashi then quickly tied said genin to the center post, all three genin scowling at him darkly.
Kakashi then handed a couple of boxed lunches to the two kunoichi, and using shunshin, vanished to eat his own lunch.
"Apparently, we haven't demonstrated enough teamwork to pass yet. We'll get that last bell this afternoon. However, Sasuke's going to need to eat too so we'll all have enough energy to finish the job. Sakura, why don't we each give Sasuke a third of our lunches?"
"Good idea. Just put your third in my box, and I'll feed Sasuke-kun."
"Thanks you two," Sasuke said.
Just as Sakura was about to put the first bite into Sasuke's mouth, Kakashi reappeared and said, "Congratulations, you all pass."
This seems like a good stopping point. I made this story M rated from the beginning because I was planning scenes like this one. This entire story concept arose from an elaborate series of daydreams I like to indulge myself with, and my daydreams aren't always approved for all audiences XD.
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