LETSDOTHISCRAPGASM.
Summary: A Joltik hiding in Touko's shower forces N to pull out some drastic measures!
Inspiration: …based on real life events…
Special thanks to: Apollo Legend. He may be my ex, but that "incident" helped me write this story.
Dedicated to: All Ferriswheelshipping lovers and whoever reads and reviews this! All your reviews help me write better and faster, whether it's a quick "yay you updated!" or a CC review! I've extra special dedication to IPreferLemonPie (who has little periods between each word) and BebePanda401 for reviewing. :D
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Legends!
Legend of Touko's "Spider Problems"
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Touko hummed softly in the shower, washing and lathering her body happily as the water fell slowly from the shower head above. "What does Touko dream of," she began, singing in the same rhythm and tone as the song in the movie The Hangover, "when she takes a little trainer snooze? Does she dream of mauling Cheren? Or Bianca in a Shroomish suit?" Rubbing her tender muscles worn down with adventure, she sighed with a devilish grin on her face. "N, N, N-y, N, N…" A girlish laugh left her lips and she reached down for the conditioner.
Jooooooltiiik!
Touko blinked.
She looked down.
A yellow spider-Pokemon stared back up at her.
"AHHHHH!" Touko exploded, backing up against the nearest wall in fear. "SPIDER! SPIDER!" she screamed, banging her fists against the wall. The Joltik cocked its head to the side, confused at the trainer's terror.
Jol?
"SPIDER!" she squealed again, grabbing the shower head and aiming the spray of water at the Joltik.
N, in distress about being awoken from his beauty sleep (Touko laughed at this.), burst in through the bathroom door, half-asleep. His green hair was messy and not in a ponytail. N wore his black long sleeved turtle neck and white pants, but he wasn't wearing any of his special items, and his eyes were wearily tired. Touko didn't really notice any of this since she was already caught up with being awfully afraid of the little yellow Joltik spider.
"Touko?" N mumbled, drowsily trudging over to her and throwing the shower door open. Suddenly feeling self-conscious (and embarrassed) about her body and how she was naked, she hid her figure with her arms and hands, after subconsciously placing the shower head back in its holder. N, ignoring her, knelt down and patted the small Joltik, which was about the size of his palm. His green hair got drenched, but he didn't notice this or how Touko was still screaming, as he cupped the spider Pokemon in his hands. "It's okay, little guy. Touko and I…won't hurt you." He held it carefully in his palms and left the bathroom slowly, letting the Joltik into the wild. The Unova Champion was left there, speechless.
N threw the bathroom door open again, now fully awake as the water in his hair dripped down his face and neck, Touko turning red at the sexy sight. "Touko… are you alright?" The teenage girl realized she hadn't closed the shower, but now she was suddenly snapped back into reality. Crap! He can see my…
The Plasma Lord let himself into her shower, still fully clothed as he went over to wrap his arms around her nude body, not really caring that she didn't have clothes on. "Don't scream like you're about to die… It's not good for this worried heart of mine." A sheepish grin appeared on his face, one N was happy she couldn't see.
Touko smiled, and now she was happy he couldn't see the embarrassed look on her face. "Thanks, N." She pulled away from him and stuck out her tongue, winking. "Now get out of my shower before I become ungrateful."
N saluted. "Yes ma'am." He turned away, but soon spun back around to crush his lips against hers. "Have a good shower…and I'm sure my little Touko dreams of a certain Plasma Lord when she has her trainer snoozes." Said Plasma Lord dashed out of the room, leaving Touko to have a nice, soothing bath.
"Maybe I won't kill him," she uttered softly, closing her eyes and listening to the flow of the water.
…Later that night…
Touko continued brushing her lush, flowing, brown hair, on their bed in the remote town of Undella, a huge smile on her face. She was wearing that new nightgown she knew her boyfriend was going to love. It was a black, skimpy dress that fell to her thighs, and a bit on the kinky side. But she knew N wouldn't realize that, knowing him and his personality.
But right now, N was having his own calming shower…well, "calming" until…
"W-WHOA!" the female trainer heard N shriek in a high pitched tone. "FOR MEWTWO'S SAKE, WHAT IS THAT?"
Touko sighed, and shook her head, closing her eyes as she tried to ignore her man's cries of terror. She took a deep breath and still brushed her hair automatically, N on her mind. Why, oh why must N be such an idiot? she thought, the image of the man she loved appearing. A happier sigh left her soft lips, and her eyes opened, for she already knew the answer. He's different. But I love him all the same.
"HOLY MOTHER OF ALL POKEMON! IT'S A MISSINGNO!"
Touko heaved a loud sigh once more. …Different indeed.
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[the end]
Yeah, no. The next Legend is "Misunderstanding (#1)." I feel like this one and "Misunderstanding (#1)" are the funniest by far…Ahaahahaha…
-Raimei