LETZDUHDIZONESHOT.
Summary: Cheren's eavesdropping. And you know what happens to eavesdroppers when they're unwelcome.
Inspiration: Yet again, real life events.
Special thanks to: Vetti Z. for being my N and Julie L. for being the silly nerd Cheren. And YOU! Duh! You're the reader!
Dedicated to: You know the dealio - Ferriswheelshippers. :) Extra dedication to…uh…whoever reviews. :D
Notes: I know, Bianca's name is the English name and Touko is supposed to be Hilda. I cannot work with the name Hilda. Because "Touko" means…May, I believe? I thought it was fighter. :P I dunno, I'm just making excuses not to use Belle or Hilda. Sorry, NO THANKS. :D And besides, "Belle" doesn't work in the "Bianca in a Shroomish suit"!
Legends!
Legend of a "Misunderstanding (#1)"
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Cheren stood outside Touko's bedroom, listening intently. Bianca was downstairs talking endlessly to Touko's mom and one of N's former grunts named Raimei, a blue haired girl who looked pretty gothic, all of which were unimportant to this story.
Oh yes, Cheren thought, the only characters of importance are Touko…and that damned N…
"N…," he heard Touko half-groan, half-whine, "help me get it out…" At that point, Cheren's mind blanked. What was it? "I can't take it myself…"
"Sure, but you need to pull your hands away," N snarled, his voice seductive.
"Mmm…N…," she mumbled, "don't get grabby, you perv!"
"You told me you wanted it pushed it," he groaned huskily. "I had to grab something." Cheren's face started heating up. They're so fast with this… He turned around to see if any of the girls downstairs heard, but they obviously didn't.
"Not so rough!" Touko shouted harsly. "N…b-be more c-careful! You're gonna break something!" Cheren started fidgeting – Mew, this was good.
N chuckled wolfishly, causing shivers to run down Cheren's spine. Maybe Cheren had a man crush for him…nah…hopefully. "With what you're doing," the Plasma Lord growled loudly, "you'll destroy the house."
The spectator swallowed hesitantly as if the action would make them aware of his presence. I wonder…how they're doing this…
"I think," Touko moaned, "I think we've got it…"
"Here it comes," N said softly, so softly that Cheren nearly missed it. Unable to stand it any longer, he barged in, expecting a very dirty scene.
"Cheren?" Touko uttered in complete surprise, blinking.
"Eh?" N added with the same amount of confusion.
Cheren stared, looking at the two sitting on the floor, backs against the bed, fully clothed, with a Dusk Ball in N's hand. "Wait. What have we here?" he asked, his face turning a dark red.
"Jammed Dusk Ball," Touko explained. "The button wouldn't press…and…we kept…grabbing it…from…each other…," she continued slowly, realizing her words. "Oh." A brown eyebrow arched in confusion. "It sounded dirty, didn't it?"
Cheren nodded in response to her question. "Sorry."
Touko shook her head. "No problem, I guess…just give me and N Harmonia here a little time for ourselves…" Her childhood friend stared at her suspiciously, but preferring not to get into a fight, he nodded. "Thanks, Cheren."
Just as Cheren stepped towards the door, N shouted, "It's unjammed!" and pressed the button.
"N, WAIT!" Touko screamed, "IT'S—"
KYUUUUUU!
The Dragon-Ice type Pokemon flew out of its Dusk Ball and smashed into the ceiling, ramming in and out of Touko's house. The Dragon smashed through the front door and upwards towards the rooms, causing N, Touko and Cheren to fall on their butts on the first floor, shocking Touko's mom, Bianca and Raimei. The Dragon-Ice Pokemon then sat on the rubble, satisfied.
"Kyurem," Touko finished, facepalming herself, her Pokemon mimicking her.
N sighed, shaking his head. "I told you you'd destroy the house, Touko-chan!" N whined. "You totally iced it to rubble." He chuckled at his stupid pun.
"N!" Touko exclaimed back, tackling him onto the floor and attacking him. "I blame you!" She began punching and clawing at him, while the Plasma Lord could do nothing but defend himself.
Cheren, Bianca and Raimei exchanged glances. They facedpalmed themselves.
It was a fine day.
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[the end]
Hope you liked it. It turns out this wasn't as funny as I thought it'd be.
Eh, whatever. Next is "A Picture Perfect Day."
-Raimei. (My brother is Raikou, the legendary beast Pokemon! I am Thunder and he is Lightning! :D)