EPISODE FOUR
Redfang: (standing in front of a curtain on a stage) Hello, everyone! Welcome to the fourth episode of The Warriors Truth or Dare Show! Thank you for your continued reviews and for not giving flames! Our boss is very glad that this show is turning out so well!
Mothstar: (appears) Ahem.
Redfang: (turns around and gasps) Boss! (frowns) You made me swallow my gum!
Mothstar: Cats don't chew gum.
Redfang: The author made me chew gum—and that happens to be you.
Mothstar: (thinks about this for a few seconds, then does a facepalm) Darn it! (goes to corner for no reason)
Redfang: Anyway, we have a special announcement before our truth-or-dare session. A new host and a co-host will be joining The Warriors Truth or Dare Show!
(applause)
Redfang: Our new host, submitted by Myrtlefalls yet changed a little by Mothstar, is named Silverstreak!
(applause. A silver she-cat with blue and gray streaks rushes onstage)
Mothstar: Myrtlefalls, I liked the name but not the personality, so I changed her around a bit. Hope you don't mind, but if you do please don't get mad!
Silverstreak: Hiiii everyone! I'm so so so glad I got this job and—hey! Do I smell donuts? (rushes off)
Redfang: Oh-kay then. Our co-host—
Mothstar: I made him!
Redfang: —is named Rockypaw!
(applause. A dark brown tom waltzes onstage.)
Rockypaw: Do dun dee do! Yeeda deeda dooda do do do dugga wugga wugga wug wug wug!
Redfang: All right, then. (claps once; stage and curtain disappear) Our first dare is…
Shinyheart: Patchkit dares Tigerstar to be tied to a chair in a straitjacket in the same room as Redfang after he's eaten a pound of Reese's. (claps five times then goes over to that console. On one screen is Tigerstar struggling violently on a chair; on the other, Redfang is gulping down the pound of Reese's. As soon as Redfang swallows the last bit Shinyheart claps and transports him to Tigerstar's room.)
Tigerstar: Hey, who are you? Will you get me out, you lump of fur?
Redfang: (quietly) Sugar.
Tigerstar: Pardon?
Redfang: SUGAR! YAAAH! (starts bouncing off the walls)
Tigerstar: Hey! Stop it!
Redfang: Sugar sugar sugar sugarsugarsugar SUGAR! (starts beating Tigerstar up)
Tigerstar: Ow! Quit it!
Redfang: (punching in rhythm) Su-gar! Su-gar! Su-gar! Su-GAR! (kicks Tigerstar)
Tigerstar: Knock it off! I'll shred you!...after I get out.
Redfang: (oblivious to the threats and still punching) Su-gar! Su-gar!
Tigerstar: (opens mouth. Shinyheart, predicting a stream of yelled profanity, promptly hits "mute".)
Silverstreak: (approaches Mothstar, who is standing nearby and watching the screen) Why are you still here?
Mothstar: Because I'm the author and I choose where I am and whether I attend the show.
Silverstreak: Oh. (goes back to Shinyheart)
Rockypaw: (cautiously approaches Mothstar and begins touching her with one claw.) Touch…touch…touch...
Mothstar: Um…why are you doing that?
Rockypaw: Touch…touch…touch…
Aaa when you see a word too much it looks weird! I didn't even finish typing his touching and I am already getting sick of the word!
Mothstar: (scoots away) Will you cut that out?
Rockypaw: (follows) Touch…touch…
Mothstar: Um, bye everyone! (poofs herself away)
Rockypaw: Hehehehe.
Silverstreak: Rockypaw, were you creeping people out again?
Rockypaw: Hehehehehehe.
Shinyheart: Okay, Tigerstar's done cussing now! (presses the "mute" button again. Everyone comes back over.)
(Redfang's ears are smoldering from Tigerstar's curses.)
Redfang: Ow…
Tigerstar: (still mad) Grrr…
Redfang: (quietly) Rush.
Tigerstar: Huh?
Redfang: RUSH! YAAAH! (starts bouncing off the walls again)
Tigerstar: (screams) WHY IN STARCLAN'S NAME ARE YOU SAYING "RUSH"?
Redfang: (screams back) WHY IN STARCLAN'S NAME DID YOU SAY "WHY IN STARCLAN'S NAME" IF YOU HATE STARCLAN?
Tigerstar: (screams back) GOOD POINT! NOW WHY IN STARCLAN'S NAME ARE YOU SAYING "RUSH"?
Redfang: S-you-are-gee-are are-you-s-aich.
Tigerstar: (screams again) WHAT?
Redfang: (screams back) DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL?
Tigerstar: (screams) TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, NO!
(Everyone stops what they are doing in a shocked silence)
Tigerstar: (very embarrassed) Well, of course I don't know how to spell! I'm a FOREST CAT PEOPLES! It's not like they have spelling school in the forest!
Firestar: (appears out of nowhere beside Tigerstar) Cuz you died before Cinderpelt founded Cinder's Spelling School!
Cinderpelt: (appears out of nowhere beside Firestar) He died before I did WHAT?
Firestar: (embarrassed) I said, he died before you did!
Cinderpelt: Oh. Well, then it's okay. (poofs away)
Firestar: Whew! Glad that she—
Cinderpelt: (appears again, steaming mad) DIDN'T BEAT YOU UP?
Firestar: (gulps) I am so dead.
Cinderpelt: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! (drags Firestar off)
Tigerstar: Hehehehehehe. Mr. Manly Redhead can be beaten up by a dead cat that is younger than he is.
Rockypaw: (imitates Tigerstar) Hehehehehehe. (everyone looks at him) What?
Silverstreak: What does "s-you-are-gee-are are-you-s-aich" mean?
Redfang: Hehehehehehe SUGAR RUSH! YAAAH! (leaps for Tigerstar but suddenly falls out of the air) Darn it!
Silverstreak: (whispers to Shinyheart) What happened?
Shinyheart: His ReesePower wore off. Tigerstar, you can go now. (claps and poofs him away, straitjacket and all.)
Silverstreak: Oh dear. He'll have a hard time getting out of that.
Redfang: Can you get me out of this little room now? (Shinyheart claps and transports him to where she is) Thanks.
Shinyheart: Thanks for watching this episode—
Silverstreak: Ooh, ooh! Can I say it? PLEEEEEAAAAASE?
Shinyheart: Um, sure.
Redfang: Noooo!
Silverstreak: Thanks for watching this episode of Warriors Truth or Dare! Please continue to submit your cheesepie and lollipops! We are still accepting hosts as well as co-toasts!
Shinyheart: She means that you should continue to submit your truths and dares, and that we are accepting hosts and co-hosts!
Redfang: That's why you should never let Silverstreak close the show.
Hehehe this one was funny. Please review and feel free to submit staff!