EPISODE 5
Updated list of hosts:
Redfang: dark ginger (yeah he used to be light ginger but I like him better dark ginger) tom. Goes crazy after eating Reese's.
Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat. Loves explosives. A little crazy.
Shinyheart: light gold she-cat with yellow eyes. Flirty. Has KKD. It's rumored she has a special relationship with one of the hosts.
Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, gray, and black streaks and blue eyes. Very hyperactive; loves sweets.
Co-host:
Rockypaw: dark brown tom. Totally nuts. Being trained by Silverstreak.
Silverstreak: Hihihihi and welcome to this…thingy!
Redfang: It's an episode, Silverstreak.
Silverstreak: K. Thanks bro.
Willowheart & Shinyheart: "BRO"?
Silverstreak: Yup. (puts arm around Redfang's shoulder) He's my littermate.
Shinyheart: Is that true, Redfang?
Redfang: (annoyed and defeated) Yes. Silverstreak's my little sister.
(everyone—including audience—gasps.)
Silverstreak: Hey! Who are you calling little? I'm not younger than you!
Redfang: Yes you are! I was born before you!
Silverstreak: Oh, only like 2.7 seconds earlier!
Redfang: Were you counting?
Silverstreak: As a matter of fact, YES!
(stunned silence)
Rockypaw: One-one thousand… (suddenly Berrynose appears in the air)
Berrynose: AAAAH! (thump)
Silverstreak: Good work, Rockypaw. (slips him a cookie)
Rockypaw: Yaaay. (starts eating it)
Silverstreak: NOOO! (swipes cookie and eats it)
Rockypaw: (shrugs)
Redfang: (to Berrynose) Wow, good timing. We need you today.
Berrynose: Do I have to (sniff) go to (sniff) 'OVER THERE'?
Redfang: No.
Berrynose: Yay!
Redfang: (claps twice; ThunderClan appears. Mousewhisker and Hazeltail are sitting proudly beside a bewildered Berrynose at the base of the Highledge. Firestar is standing before all three.)
Firestar: Berrypaw, come forward. (Berrynose doesn't move. Daisy nudges him forward.) From this day forward you shall be known as Berrystumpytail. StarClan honors your bravery and enthusiasm, and we welcome you as a full member of ThunderClan.
Redfang: (claps twice, poofing away ThunderClan. Then he claps twice again, poofing up Jayfeather.)
Jayfeather: Hey Berrystumpytail.
Berrystumpytail (I'll just say BST): Don't call me tha…hey! How do you know my name changed?
Jayfeather: It said so in the dialogue.
Cinderpelt: (suddenly appears) Don't quote me!
Flashback to Episode 3
Cinderpelt: I suspect you don't feel too well, Redfang.
Redfang: (looks at Cinderpelt with bleary eyes) No, I'm not…how do you know my name? (coughs)
Cinderpelt: It said so in the dialogue.
End of Flashback
Jayfeather: K! I won't quote you Cindy.
Cinderpelt: (starts choking Jayfeather) (through gritted teeth) Don't…call…me…Cindy…got it?
Jayfeather: Okay, okay! (Cinderpelt poofs herself away) (Jayfeather coughs)
Redfang: (to Jayfeather) Shimmertail says you should get to set Berrystumpytail on fire. Willowheart! (Willowheart hands Redfang a flamethrower, who hands it to Jayfeather.) Berrystumpytail's over there—you can probably smell him.
Jayfeather: Not "probably".
Redfang: Whatever. Now, you hate him, right?
Jayfeather: YESSSS! (blasts BST with flamethrower)
BST: AAAAH! I'M ON FIRE! (starts running in circles) I'M GONNA DIE! (disintegrates)
Shinyheart: Whoa.
(Hole opens up in ceiling. BST falls out of it.)
BST: Darn it! I'm still alive!
Jayfeather: Darn it! He's still alive! (blasts BST with flamethrower again)
BST: YAAAY! I'M ON FIRE! (starts running in circles) I'M GONNA DIE! (disintegrates)
Silverstreak: Since when was Berryno—er, Berrystumpytail—suicidal?
BST: (falls from hole in ceiling again) Since my name became Berrystumpytail! (Jayfeather blasts him again) YAAAAY! (disintegrates)
Jayfeather: Aaah! The flamethrower's out of fuel! (rushes off)
BST: (falls from ceiling) JAY-JAY, HURRY UP WITH THAT FUEL! (Honeyfern falls from ceiling) ACTUALLY, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED! (smooches Honeyfern)
Poppyfrost: (falls from ceiling) Ahem!
BST: Not now, I'm busy.
Poppyfrost: A-HEM!
BST: AAAAAH! P-POPPYFROST! (O.o) I am so very dead—or at least deader than I already am.
Redfang: You can't die on this show. Do it somewhere else. (poofs Honeyfern, Poppyfrost, and BST away)
Jayfeather: I'm back!
Redfang: Bye.
Jayfeather: What? I just—(Redfang poofs him away)
Willowheart: Thanks for watching! Please submit more dares because we're running a little short! You may now submit co-hosts as well as hosts! If you do submit a co-host, be sure to make it a 'paw, and include its future name and trainer host person!